#headmaster grimm

[sweet-cuddlebug]

I almost finish chapter 3 of Ever After High and brother I hate headmaster grimm so much, fuck him for ever after I'm so serious.

"Oh there was this one time when I was a kid that I didn't listen to the story and put my brother in danger and when he came back perfectly fine it traumatized me for life" like you dumb old fuck you later kept your brother trapped under the school and fucking cursed him so he wouldn't be able to talk, you don't give a shit about your brother and you're so incredibly lucky he's kinda dumb so he forgave you even tho you didn't do anything to deserve it.

Oh and let's not forget the fact that you TRICK TEENAGERS into believing stories that you KNOW are not true, like you LITERALLY know they’re not true but you have "trauma" or something so yeah let's make these kids belive that if they don't follow their depressing stories all they’re friends are gonna die

Like I was giving him the benefit of the doubt at first but after the episode where he makes Blondie film the school myths to prove that they’re real and to scare the kids into following they’re stories AND HE FAKES THEM LIKE WHAT I was so done with him, yup he's evil. Also when he traded Raven's gift for a coin for the magic well??? First of all, that's theft and he hasn't returned it yet, BUT HE FAKED THE ANSWER THE WELL GAVE HER, IF YOU BELIVE THE LEGENDS ARE SO REAL WHY ARE YOU DOING ALL THIS?! SHOULDN'T YOU TRUST THE WELL WILL TELL THE TRUTH??? UNLESS THE TRUTH CONTRADICTS YOUR CLAIMS

Uuuuuuuugh I'm watching Way To Wonderland right now and like always he's a pain in the ass. I hope that by the end of this my questions will be answered.

[hffghhf]

I’ll be blunt, when I was younger watching EAH on Netflix. I genuinely thought that if Cerise and her and her family’s secret got out that she and the rest of her family would be executed for “treason” and “selfishly” risking their story and their relatives and themselves for their “selfish lust” and for the crime of being born. OK, I know this is dark but at the same time, can you blame younger me? Sure, I didn’t read the books but there was already so much dark undertones in the episodes I watched on Netflix and I think most children would pick up on the dark undertones of what could happen to Cerise and her family even if their thoughts on what could happen were probably less darker than mine especially because of how everybody treated Raven because she dared to question the status quo. Still think if Headmaster Grimm found out that one of his staff had two children with his destined enemy and meal, he would “dispose” of them because they are proof that what he is saying is bullshit because they didn’t go poof when they broke their destiny and would cut off Cerise and her sister’s ears off to hide their wolf heritage. I know it’s morbid, but the series was already dark so I think this head cannon is pretty fitting.

[ask-applewhite]

AW: Well... there are supposed to be systems for these kinds of things, but at this point I’m willing to believe they’re just guessing.

[roybelmirrorcast]

Listen guys, I think Headmaster Grimm is a villain in canon. He manipulates and endangers children and that's very bad. However... I love the idea of rewriting him to be a guy just trying to do his job. Like, let him also be effected by generations of conformity! He is merely a cog in the machine of destiny!

Doesn't necessarily mean he isn't perpetuating lies. He believes in the storybook of legends and ultimately doesn't want kids to get hurt. And like, he's just the principle trying deal with the antics of magic teenagers and now he's dealing with a revolution.

[eah-confessions]

My tiny child brain was totally empty when I first watched EAH so I never had strong opinions about any characters, including Apple and Headmaster Grimm.

But. The only reason I started disliking Grimm was when he insinuated rock music was evil in Rebel's Got Talent. And with me and my AC/DC-loving parents, I was like "hey >:((("

But for lterally everything else he did, I was??? not mad??? I was never like "hey maybe this man is behaving unreasonably" until Rebel's Got Talent?? what was i doing??

honestly it's a very kid thing to have happen lol

a lot of kids don't really get the big looming threats but once it's something they relate to they understand

[ambquiroga]

In the eye of the hurricane there is quiet (he’s not quiet AT ALL) 😭

[shypervydolly]

Ever After High and Spider-Verse really reminds me of each other.

It’s been awhile since I’ve watched Ever After High so my memory of it isn’t the best.

What happens if you don’t sign the Story Book of Legends and don’t go through with a canon event are literally the same thing. The characters in that story and the people in that dimension will cease to exist. Or so we’re told.

Raven Queen and Miles Morales would be friends imo. They both don’t want to go through with what everyone is telling them. Raven doesn’t want to go through with her story and Miles doesn’t want to go through with his canon event. They both believe that there has to be another option.

Raven and Miles even say similar things. Raven saying that her name was Raven Queen and that she was going to write her own destiny. Miles saying that his name was Miles Morales and that everyone kept telling him how his story was supposed to go and that he was going to do his own thing.

Headmaster Grimm and Miguel O’Hara also really remind me of each other. Headmaster Grimm trying to enforce that the book gets signed and everyone goes through with their destiny and Miguel trying to make sure everyone goes through with their canon events. Both done out of loss. Miguel lost his AU daughter (but I’m pretty sure he was enforcing the canon events before that but he became more strict about it after the loss) and Headmaster Grimm thought he lost his brother. (I don’t remember much about that so I don’t know if that had anything to do with the Story book of Legends.)

Gwen Stacy and Briar Beauty also kinda remind me of each other.

[blackbirdsnonsense]

No, she's right, fuck that guy.