#headspace conversations

[rhythmicwavesys]

"Wistful sigh I need to be fucked."

"... I'm still here-"

"Your horny thoughts are projected and I've already heard the cursed things you think. Let me be horny on main for five seconds."

[theharvestcollective]

Zykira: (Drawing Hiro)

Obake: I'm willing to bet I can do better.

Zykira: Obake, you are borrowing my art skills, but if you insist-

Obake:

Zykira: ...

Obake: ...

Zykira: Okay. I admit defeat. But you've also spent time actually seeing him so-

Obake: Are you accusing me of cheating somehow?

Zykira: Nope. You did good.

Obake: (squints)

[the-bren-system]

Me: So, whose that weird german fella who took the front last night I literally have never seen him and nobody told me abt him...........

Iori, shrugging: Yea that’s just Jörg. Did u not know?

Me: WHOM?????

- Dickie ☆

[rhythmicwavesys]

"Sometimes I just really want to be a slut, you know?" "DO I EVER! Being a slut is my number one hobby dude." "...It should not be." "Oh please." "Anyways... I need to be a whore, but just for one person." "That is, I'm pretty sure, the opposite of being a whore?" "Sometimes being a whore is being a whore for only one person. I get it." "You always do."

[theharvestcollective]

Obake: Oh that's interesting but I just had the most awkward image in my mind of me just staring with wide-angry eyes at an enemy with my glowing face looking like an angry deer in headlights..

Obake: ...

Obake: Except I am the headlights

[theharvestcollective]

A post about my favorite headmate

Zykira: Is Obake annoyed with me half the time? Yes. Does he tolerate it? Only because he has to. Am I growing on him? Very likely. Has he killed me in the headspace yet, or at least attempted? Yes, 3-4 times he has melted me with acid in the headspace to try to get rid of me. I just popped back into existence each time, much to his disapproval. I do not die in the headspace this is just a fact. I do age regress sometimes. Could I gush about Obake every day all day, even if he wasn't a headmate? Hell yeah! How did we end up with a kid? I may have been persuasive. We're both asexual dorks so we had another headmate of ours, Celios, help in xyr creation since for some odd reason he can pull headmates into the system with little problem.

Was Obake an intentional headmate? No. I was trying to get someone else in the system and I found myself talking to Obake instead. Before he was an official headmate, I was warned not to talk to him in case he try to do what he did again in some way. Did I know he wouldn't have his sciencey stuff memories when he entered? Yes, because none of my headmates remember shit without something to trigger the memories. Why did I keep talking to him after I was warned I probably shouldn't because that would mean inviting him in? Because I couldn't help it, he's just incredible. Was he a little rude when he first arrived? Yes. Did he shape up since then? Hella lot.

Was it because of Axe? Yes. Was Axe a sassy ass to him at first to grab his attention? Yup. Does he sometimes catch us and all of the other headmates off guard? Absolutely! Is he working on digging up memories? Mhm, but progress is not going well. Is he bothered by my gushing as much anymore? No.

Obake: Well, you got your thoughts out, are you happier?

Zykira: Yessssss.. I totally am.

Obake: ... Good. Now go away.

Zykira: pfft haha. Hard to do that when we're stuck in the same body.

Obake: This is the reason you're less tolerable than Axe

Zykira: I know, and I love you.

[cambriancrew]

Tiny little headspace conversation in response to a news clip we very briefly saw about someone using "86 47"

Crystal: Dude it doesn't mean Kill him. It means get rid of him.

Imagined reporter: And how do you get rid of someone without, you know, killing them?

Aery: For starters, impeach him? Send him to a nursing home? What did he say on that one show he was in, "You're fired"? That!

Imagined reporter: Impeach him for what?

Irregulars: Would you like a full list or just the highlights?

{Us as a whole mentally running through a list}

Irregulars: And then when we're done with that, deport him to Russia!

=====

Irregulars: I know it actually sucks living it, but gods DAMN your politics are so much more interesting than ours [in the paracosm]. I wish I had popcorn to fully enjoy this nonsense with. Someone get us popcorn.

Crystal: Lol was already planning on it.

[homo-fash]

“stop”

me: “you hate me :C”

“yes”

me: “WOWWW”