Throat slayer: the sore throat killer
A home remedy potion that my old art teacher passed onto me:
Make one cup of (perferably black) tea, hot!
Add one Emergen-C packet and let it fizzle into the drink (orange flavor if you don’t hate yourself)
Add one tablespoon of lemon juice!
Add one tablespoon of white vinegar!
Mix in a heaping spoonful of honey until its a cloudy orangeish brown death mix
Add ice if you need a more drinkable temp, but make sure its still hot/warm
Slam that motherfuker. If you try to taste it you wont finish it. Hell you might even send it back into the cup of hell it came from
Enjoy the death of your sore throat
Spread this horrible concotion to those who need it because of colds, flu, allergies, fear of doctors, or because they want to try their hand at kitchen magic. Consume Throat Slayer at your own leisure/risk and as frequently as you deem necessary
(Tea, the vessel for this wackass drink. Emergen-C an immune booster. Lemon, also an immune booster, acid helps murder bacteria. Vinegar, bacteria murder. Honey, natural soother, makes the flavor more tolerable)