[snoopylovessoup]

[sourgunk]

How it feels to walk to the bathroom while drunk at a restaurant

[robinsfinds]

reading email || 2006

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[pjackk]

TF DO I GET THE FOOD OUT

[moffpup]

we're saying hi if you want in on this

[teathattast]

[gayenerd]

Maybe he does

[sacred-portal]

Logged the fuck in

[minyard-05]

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[bimmyjimmy]

Bleppy

[puppiesdoglover]

a baby puppy is called a puppyling.

??

Ok ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️i not even knowed that but it so mazing

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[cbc]

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[catsofyore]

Toilet Detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.