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[jerrymabbott]

Shut Up!!!

My young daughter came from school with a note that read “Sarah is an exceptional student but she talks too much. I’m going to start a new technique tomorrow.” I wrote back, “Please let me know if it works. I want to try it on her mother.”

Guys, I think most of us have selective hearing when it comes to listening to our wives? Why do we do it? I think it probably depends on the couple and what…

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I Can't Remember!!!

I Can’t Remember!!!

I was always late for work. My boss threatened to fire me, so my doctor prescribed some Ambien. I finally slept well and got to work early. I told my boss, “I got some Ambien and I can’t believe it, I’m early”! He said, “That’s great, but where were you yesterday”?

Fatigue is an enemy which robs you of energy and the natural healing process of the body. Frankly, I don’t think it’s true that the…

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Stop Saying That!!!

I wish I was a parrot. They normally live a very long life, get lots of sunflower seeds and most everything they say is considered cute. Plus, chicks would dig me. 

I love sunflower seeds if they are salted. I enjoy picking them apart, spitting out the shell and eating the seed. Many people do this at professional baseball games, including players, coaches and managers. I always wonder who has…

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Where Was I ???

I was constantly late for work. My boss threatened to fire me, so my doctor prescribed some sleeping pills. I finally got a great nights sleep and got to work early. I told my boss, “I got some sleeping pills and I can’t believe it, I’m early”! He said, “That’s great, but where were you yesterday”?

Fatigue is an enemy which robs you of energy and the natural healing process of the body. Frankly,…

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Seriously? You Just Said That???

I used to have a girlfriend who was not the sharpest tool in the shed. She kept losing the hand held unit on her cordless phone. One day she said, “They should invent a phone where the handset is connected to the phone”!

I discovered a lot about myself by dating her. I needed someone who I could actually talk to about current events intelligently. I’m not saying I’m some sort of genius. Far from…

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You Said "l Don't"???

You Said “l Don’t”???

Heather and I went out last week and noticed a guy about my age break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. Heather said, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” I said, “Looks like he’s still celebrating!” Definitely the wrong thing to say. 

   I love my wife with all of my heart and sometimes I pick on her like today for no apparent reason. I’ve always done…

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