sooo like you ever think about how like, in a month you’re gonna hear your name called, and heave yourself up from your chair, and lumber the steps and waddle across that stage, with a giant head lodged right between your hips, rubbing against your inner core with every step, with every student and teacher and their families watching, every single one of them picturing the moment your cork pops and you get to bear down and push that surprise son out of your teenage womb?
or is that just me 😏
sdjfhdjfghdkgjgk anon you're a delight and i appreciate you also i need to send this to my mate, who will get a huge kick out of it and has been teasing me absolutely RELENTLESSLY lately lol
god i'm so fuckin flustered now xD
THAT SAID i am gonna be graduating the fuck EARLYYYY haha, the plan is to have me all done with exams by the end of the month / possibly first week of may? the timing is still slightly up in the air lmao i'm just playing it by ear. and then i am going to be Staying The Fuck Home with my parents and mate trying not to hover until the pup gets here, haha.
however comma meaningful pause djhsdhdkjsdhfkgfjgk
