#heidman

[morphius90]

Yesterday I got my first commission.

I'm very glad.

[silver--scar]

Seemingly unprovoked, in season 9's 'Follow That Egg!', Cartman did a kind act.

There was no hidden motive, no attempt to shift the blame, he just walks straight up to Mrs. Garrison, alone, hands over his broken egg, and says that he failed the project. He even admits to trying to hide it in the beginning by gluing it back together and whatnot. Cartman then tries to persuade Garrison to not mark Heidi down, insisting that he should have an F and her an A so their grade can come together for a good C-.

And he even refuses to take the fake egg Garrison gives him. I mean, obviously it's because Cartman doesn't trust him since no teacher will help you cheat a school assignment, but c'mon, at any other given moment, wouldn't the Cartman we know just happily take the egg and continue on as normal?

Sure, this whole thing is small and unimportant. Because honestly, he could've just not shown up to Garrison at all. He could've ran around the whole town and bend over backwards to try and keep his grade.

But he doesn't! He keeps the whole thing a secret from Heidi and admits his faults (probably begrudgingly) in the hopes he can keep her grade from tanking as well.

And then nothing happens (to my current knowledge) until ELEVEN SEASONS LATER, when all of his devices are broken, and he and Heidi become a couple.

I know it's not connected in the slightest, but MAN, I think about these two events so much.

Does this count as a Roman empire or something? Idk

It's 1 in the morning as I'm writing this so like

Slay ig idfk

Pairing was cute until Cartman went back to his old ways

Scheduling this so I'm asleep by the time this posts and I don't get bombarded with "erm actually" notifs /lh

Also I'm just rambling and I don't take any of this as serious as it seems to be okay okay nighty night gang peace and love ∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠°╰⁠(⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠´⁠꒳⁠`⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠⸝⁠)⁠╯°˳˚∘

[tajimeme]

i wanted to draw heidi and cartman (clydes a big crybaby but he is my favorite)

[hagspice]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/23 Fandom: South Park Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick, Kenny McCormick & Tweek Tweak, Kyle Broflovski/Tweek Tweak Characters: Craig Tucker, Kyle Broflovski, Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick, Heidi Turner, Clyde Donovan, Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Token Black, Eric Cartman, All the kids Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Historical, Victorian, Burlesque Club, Creek, K2, Twyle, Heiman, Twenny BroTP, Drama & Romance, Nonbinary Tweek, Internalized Homophobia, brief mentions of anti-Semitism, PTSD, OH YES THERE WILL BE SMUT, Angst with a Happy Ending, Tweek was fed laudanum instead of meth, I'm bringing back nerdy Craig, Craiggo wears goggles in his workshop Summary:

Over his shoulder, Token offered a final word of encouragement. “Don’t fret, you never fail to impress. I’m sure the two of you will have suitors throwing themselves at your feet by the end of the evening... and Kenneth, welcome to the family!”

Family. It had only been a few weeks, but he felt an affinity for this menagerie of gifted and talented misfits. “Hmm, I think our wise and benevolent leader may be right. We’re bound to catch someone’s eye with what we have up our sleeves." Kenny paused to look Tweek up and down. "Well… tucked into our garters, in your case.”

Denver, 1901. The Mile High City is bustling with industry, pumping out more banks, beer and brick than you can lay track for. Welcome to a Colorado where Tweek, Wendy, and Marjorine sing and dance their nights away in a burlesque hall, Kenny leads the band, and impresario Token stands at the head of it all. This is a simpler time where Craig and Stan are inventors in the new medium of electric light and sound, while Kyle is an aspiring poet and Cartman owns a textile factory.

The gang’s all here. They have some old, and some new tricks, so come on down for a real good time.

I’m not above shameless self-promotion, b/c I am damn proud of this. I’m so flipping excited for what I have planned in future chapters, and I gotta brag- this may be my best smut yet.

[rosemidnightstar]

i did this cause i was bored 

i don’t know if that meme is dead but... huh...i tried okay

[leiras-shiz]

More of my otps and such. For SP, the otps is Kyle x Cartman, brotp is Kenny x Cartman, notp is Cartman x Heidi (cause that girl deserves better) and Mr. Garrison x anyone (cause i can't imagine anyone with him) For PJ; HoO, otp is Percy x Nico or Percy x Annabeth, brotp is Percy x Jason, and notp is Nico x girls. (No explanation needed.)

[seizurezeppeli]

I dont ship Kyman because I think it would be just as toxic of a relationship and Heidman but I do agree in the theory that Cartman is closeted and struggling with sexuality and feelings for Kyle (that second half is tenative, but I can definitely see it.) It seems Matt and Trey have been dropping hints at it for the past few seasons.

[perisaph]

Heidi wanted to dress as a couple so Eric chose devil and angel, but came as Danielle bregoli instead just to piss her off