#hello father

[hexcii]

WHO THE FREAK IS TRYING TO GET CUSTODY OF MY SON

THIS IS MY SEAL GET UR OWN

Uh oh internet father heard the commotion—

[joshuaballsett]

[tasteofthecitypeople]

im not watching goblet of fire but i saw someone on tt bring it up and god i forgot how ridiculous movie barty is 😭 honestly i think thats where the fanon characterization partly comes from bc hes just doing so much

[lulublack90]

Prompt 7 - Trophy Room

@wolfstarmicrofic September 7, word count 489

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Regulus and James had not returned by the time Sirius and Remus had walked around the whole forest adding wards and protection charms and anything else they could think of to protect their pack.

He pulled out his mirror and called into the glass. “James Fleamont Potter, where the hell are you?!” No answer. He tried again. “Put my sodding brother down and answer me!” His reflection disappeared to be replaced by familiar grey eyes. 

“Shut up you irritating gnat!” Regulus hissed at him. “We’re sneaking into Hogwarts so stop screaming down the mirror,” Regulus’s face disappeared to be replaced by his own worried blue eyes. 

“I think they’re trying to find the diadem alone.” He confided in Remus. “They were supposed to wait for us,” Sirius hated not knowing what was going on. There was no plan, no time frame, no contingency plan. If he hadn’t tried to get hold of James, he’d never have known what they were up to. Well, fine, if they were going to leave him out, then he’d go after the cup. 

“Do not do something stupid,” Remus warned. 

“I wasn’t going to,” He huffed, annoyed that Remus could read him like an open book. 

“Yes, you were. Please just wait to see what they bring back,” Remus begged him, but Sirius had already made up his mind. 

“Rorbey!” He called into the trees. It took a few seconds before the elf appeared with a pop. 

“Master Sirius!” He chirped excitedly. 

“Rorbey, do you know where my parents are?” He asked, bending down so he was at eye level with the elf. He noticed the bandage wrapped around the top of his arm. “What happened?” He asked, concerned.  

“They are at the summer Manor, Master Sirius sir,” The elf tried to cover the bandage with his hand, but Sirius already knew what had happened—his mother. 

“Rorbey, I need to speak with my Father in private. Could you tell me when he’s alone in the house?” The little elf bobbed his head in a nod. 

“He’s alone right now sir. Mistress has gone to meet with Lady Malfoy. She will be gone all day, she says.” A grin crept across Sirius's face. 

“Take me to my father,” He said, ignoring Remus’s protestations. Rorbey did as he was told and apparated Sirius into the vast country manor. 

“He’s in his trophy room,” The elf said before disappearing into the shadows. Sirius walked boldly down the corridor to the room Rorbey specified. 

Orion Black’s trophy room held only first editions of his favourite books. They were his prized possessions, and he displayed them as such. His trophies. Sirius pushed the door open and leaned against the door jamb. 

“Hello, Father,” He grinned, the smile not quite reaching his eyes. Orion jumped, dropping the book he was levitating in front of him. 

“Sirius!” He gasped. Sirius walked into the room and shut the door behind him. 

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[umflowers]

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[lowbatterylamp]

Batman hc (+ a small danny phantom crossover headcannon aswell)

alright i like seeing the "if Bruce was super tired hed totally mistake danny for one of his one kids", black hair blue eyes type ya know.

However. that wouldnt happen that way. i know this because my mom has accidentally mistaken other kids as theirs, and shes a daycare owner so she has a pretty good undestanding which kids arent hers. parents dont need to be tired and groggy to mistake other children for theirs.

Bruce would Boldly walk into his Damien's school and just hug some random child who has short black hair thinking it was either damien, or just one of his other kids just based on pure instinct of "black hair blue eyes, yeah thats probably my kid right?". no lack of sleep needed.

He would most definitly see Danny just chilling somewhere and he'd drive up to him and ask him if he needed a ride thinking he was one of his kids who traveled with someone but didn't have a ride back. Danny would blindly accept the man's help since he isn't a gothamite thus doesnt have extreme stranger danger warningbells. It's only when bruce looks through the rearview mirror he realizes this isnt his child, which he would totaly say "wait you arent my kid." danny responding "Wait you thought i was your kid!?" . however he'd still take danny where he needed to go, exept danny forgot to tell him where to go when he got picked u so bruce would have to ask him.

And this isnt the first time hes mistaken some other black haired (probably blue eyed) kid as his,

All bruce sees is black hair and hes like is that my kid. and if he was sleep deprived then it would be worse. It'd much les mistaking them for his children and be more like beliveing that its his child. if he was sleep deprived hed even mistake superman or cap as his kid, at least for a second before realizing they look to old to be his kid.

Hes the world greatest detective, but also hes a parent with a gaggle of kids. which he also robably periodically will call the wrong names,

here is one thing that has probably happened,

knowing that two of his kids were currently staying at the mansion hed be like

"Jason, i need to talk to you." exept jason wasnt at the mansion and he was thinking of damien while he was saying it, exept damien was at school. who he was actually trying to talk to was tim.

[illiana-mystery]

Try to intimidate me all you want, Leland. It'll only turn me on. 😮‍💨

[monssolo]

lucifer being a single father is what i need yes