When he finally comes home to you the last sweet thing he probably is going to have as a soldier. And he is absolutely smug and gone for you.
Hello friendos ✨✨ I know pip is not the most popular character. And I rarely see stuff of him since Alucard (my first love 😮💨😮💨) is so all consuming. But I thought I try to make something very Pip coded with a fluffy vibe even with this little French note 👀. Sooooo when you like Pip, here you go fangirlies 💅🏻💅🏻✨✨💖
Wordcount: 1,1k
Warnings: fluff, just tiny bit suggestive nothing heavy
He can just be with you. A rare state, just lay there in your lap. Breathing in the fresh air of an early fall.
Sun beams that cast a dimly golden glow in his natural red auburn hair. He was smug, mostly.
A cocky bastard, all fun and jokes until the job needs to be done.
And he had jobs. He always had jobs. But currently you were the only job he wanted to do.
Pip Bernadotte, a busy, tall man.
But you, oh, you were his anchor. The first thought he has when he wakes up and the last when he goes to bed. And not just in that romantic way. Like, yeah, he loves you; he adores you. But it's that kind of obsession that comes with a bitterness of being a soldier.
You possibly always could be the last truly sweet thing he saw. Always reminding himself of the form of your eyes and nose, the contour of your cheekbones. The way your lips brightened into a smile every time he came back.
Just like now. When he walked through that door, just to be totally smug about it. "Told you I'd be back, cherie, no?" speaking with that French accent. What was so satisfying to hear, especially with the smirk in his voice, was the trouble it caused. "You always say that, but I need to make sure you're whole." You laughed at him before you felt how his strong arm wrapped around your waist. The other joined in too, pulling your body closer with a reference that made clear he missed you. Pip is more the guy to let his feelings speak through physical touch. Drawing you closer, stroking the apples of your cheeks. Tilting up your chin or even when he just massaged some circles in your soft thighs. All ways that spoke a little "Je t'aime" (I love you).
"Oui, wohle? Do I look like I'm missing a limb?" he asked you before grinning down at your smaller frame. When you laid your hands on his broad shoulders. "Let me test that myself, Romeo," you said with that teasing tone and the little glint in your eyes, before your hands felt up my arms.
Feeling some tense but warm muscles through the layer of his coat. "When you continue like that, ma belle, I'm not quite sure if I really don't want to lose a limb," he murmurs, the tone just a little softer. Flirty and cocky, but he meant it and not just in the way that, he said he wanted you in his bed.
Watching how your delicate fingers traced his frame. You were glad he was back, maybe not for long, but he was. And he was yours, as you were his. And this was what mattered.
"Lose a limb and you can learn to make your favorite drink yourself," talking back with a drawn-up eyebrow. Before he then grabbed your waist and picked you up just to twirl you around the room, but of course you're not so easily off the hook, are you?
Not with Pip Bernadotte. "Wrap your legs around me, cherie. And give your man a smooch; I earned it," before he grabbed the back of your thighs.
Holding your weight up as if this were nothing. He just wanted to feel his pretty girl in his hands after that time. He showered; you could tell it. Just so you would not see the sprinkles of blood or smell the metallic note of guns. Pip smelled like sandalwood and, somehow, cinnamon. Just so you buried your face against his neck. Red hair tickling your skin. How you missed it, this feeling. This warmth.
"A smooch? How should I not when this man here went showering before coming here?" You chuckled before lifting your head, and then his lips were on yours.
A kiss with him was like an autumn breeze, warm and prickly, making you have a chill down your spine in a good way. With that longing he first tried to suppress. But rough lips are growing needier. A groan came out of his mouth. So touch-starved when away from you, just so in love when feeling you so close pressed against him.
Your arms crossed behind his neck as he held you like this. Lips smacking together, and his breath caressed your cheek. Just one second when you both needed air before his tongue traced your bottom lip. And as soon as you let him...his tongue tangled with yours.
"You are too good to me, cherie. I love to come home to this. To you," mumbling against your lips before he started walking. Safe steps in the direction from the kitchen counter. Before placing you down there.
"Babe, we can't make a mess in the kitchen again. Wait at least until we go upstairs." You giggled before, and with a last greedy smooch, he let go of your lips. Kissing the corner of your mouth, then your cheek. "I learned from my past mistakes. I am here for my welcome home drink. You said you will make it, ma belle," flirty and teasingly with his calloused hands on your thighs, right by the counter next to the fridge. "I said you can make it yourself when you lose a limb," you corrected him.
"Oh, I heard what you said. But I didn't lose a limb, no? So let me have a drink made with the pretty hands of my woman. And then just exist in your lap. You do that for me, ma petite?" His voice was rough, but you heard how masked it was. That man, with his eye patch and his sarcastic remarks, missed you. Just wanting to have a moment of peace with you.
"I see, sooo your usual Vieux Carré? Although I really don't understand what you have with this drink," you meant then before hopping down the counter and getting the stuff for that cocktail with the French influence of Cognac.
That drink always reminded you of his hair, that color, even when it shone a little gold, but somehow it framed the vibe of this man perfectly. That eyepatch and the hat? This long auburn hair, the ruffled coat used on the edges. The smell of gunpowder and smoke. That was him. And yet the tenderness that was layered underneath...
So this is how it came to this, his head in your lap, your fingers running through his soft hair. His eye closed, smiling as if nothing in this world could hurt him. Sipping his drink and having you humming. "This is just what I needed. Perhaps I should think about an early retirement. Just so I can be around you. Have your warmth against me. Sun shining down. When life actually feels good," he spoke this as if he really saw the vision in his head. Probably because he did. Because with you that soldier actually felt at ease without the need to prove anything....
Summary: It was after an exam and Pip invites you over...
WC: 910
Letting out a groan, Pip threw her head back. She was tired but she was currently in the school library so she couldn’t nap just yet. She could at home though. “Hey babe,” she heard, which caused her to jump. That was when she was met at the sight of you, and she couldn’t help but grin. You were wearing one of her jackets, her green striped crop top and some sweatpants.
“Hi,” she responded with a smile and stood up as she pulled you closer by the waist, kissing you. You kissed back as you held her dungarees, pulling her closer. After a few seconds, you pulled away with a smile, sitting beside her after she sat back down.
“How are you?” you asked with a smile.
“I’m good, just a little stressed. It is exams though isn't it?” she asked with a smile.
“I feel you,” you responded with a smile. “What exams do you have today?” you asked.
“Maths and English, what about you?” Pip enquired.
“History,” you groaned. Pip just laughed, knowing how you hated the subject. You didn’t know why you chose it anymore but you did. You would have to suffer the consequences.
“After school, want to come over to mine? We could watch a film?” Pip offered.
“Yeah,” you grinned with a smile. You were thankful she was going to hang out with you, you didn’t have to revise that night then.
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It was after school and you were excited. Pip was waiting for you in her car so you were hurrying out, soon in the passenger seat. “Hey babe, sorry I was talking with a teacher,” you spoke with a smile.
“It’s ok! I didn’t mind waiting,” she spoke as she started to drive out of the school. “How’d all your exams go?” Pip asked smiling.
“They went alright. What about yours?” she asked with that soft smile.
“Eh, could've been better. Excited to be hanging with you all night though,” you responded, holding her thigh gently as you rubbed it. She smiled as she kept driving towards her house.
“Yeah, and you have free reign for movies,” she spoke with a smile. You smirked. You were happy about that, it was better than the true crime shows she could’ve put on.
After 10 minutes of listening to the playlist Pip made for you, she arrived home. It was a relaxed ride. Climbing out of the car, Pip got her house keys as her parents were with Josh. They were busy at a show but they would be home around 7 pm. You had 2 hours with Pip alone though at least. Setting your bag down by the door, you walked over to the couch and opened your arms, ready for cuddles. Pip laughed at that before she walked over, grabbing the remote before she forgot and would have to get up. She cuddled up into your side, turning on the tv as she put her head on your shoulder and let out a sigh. She was feeling more relaxed. As much as she loved exams, she hated the nerves of what her results could be. She loved your cuddles and cuddling you even more though. She was smiling as she was happy and was kissing your cheek as she was admiring you, not messing with the remote. You knew that Pip was distracted by staring. Deciding to make her embarrassed, you looked down at her. She immediately flushed a bright red and was quick to get some movie sites up. “So, what do you want to watch first?” she asked, trying to ignore how she was caught.
“Monsters Inc,” you responded with a smile. She nodded, soon turning it on as she was thankful they had Disney+, only for Josh really but you were now included.
You was happy to see Pip was more relaxed rather than in school when she was nervous after her exams, wanting to know her marks then and there. You were her rock and you knew it, you helped her stop being obsessive just like the Andie Bell case. Well, that was a mix of you and Ravi helping her. Ravi was becoming a good friend to you both. After 15 minutes of watching the film, you heard soft snores and breathing on your neck. You chuckled a bit, letting her sleep as you were watching the film still. You wouldn’t wake up Pip for any reason. She needed er sleep, having done a lot of revision at night due to the fact she didn’t revise much during the case she was solving.
When the film finished, you heard the door unlock and you looked over with a smile. Leanna looked inside and she smiled. “Oh hey, I didn’t expect you here,” she spoke quietly, seeing her sleeping daughter. “How were exams?” she asked, Victor and Josh coming in as Barney wagged his tail, running over and being his crazy self.
“They were good,” you responded with a smile. “Both of ours were good, we think we have done well,” you added.
“That’s good. You want to stay for tea? We are getting takeout after all,” Victor spoke. You nodded immediately, knowing that Pip would be thankful for that.
You loved this family, and most of all you loved Pip. You would do anything for her. Life was going to be good for you both, you’d keep Pip safe from anyone (especially after the Becca incident).
Alucard is much bigger than you so he normally has you lay on top of him while his arms rest on your back. He especially likes doing this when the two of you have that very rare alone time, he sees you working a lot killing ghouls but never gets one on one time with you. These moments are filled with laughter and witty tired banter between the two of you, though your jokes oftentimes lead to something a little more.
When he is feeling protective or you are hurt he likes to cuddle you sideways holding you close to him. He won't admit it but you being so close to him makes him feel like he's protecting you. When he holds you like this he will oftentimes tell you he loves you or that he is proud of you but it is mostly silent cuddles.
Sir Integra:
She doesn't really have much time to properly sleep so you two mainly cuddle in her office. She'll sit you on her lap and you two can cuddle and hug while she finishes up her work. She'll want to hear about your day while you lay on her and hug her close, if you are feeling especially needy she'll take the time to sit on the couch where you can both really enjoy a little bit of time together.
In bed she will cuddle one of two ways: Either her face is pressed against your chest so that she can hear your heartbeat, it's her way of knowing that you are alright and that this isn't some sick dream, or she has you in between her legs and the two of you are reading a book together.
The second kind happens normally when you two are about to settle in for the night.
Walter Dornez:
Walter is also a very busy man around the estate but gets to cuddle with you a lot more frequently. His favourite way to cuddle with you is when you two snuggle up together under the covers with his as the big spoon. After a long day of you both working he rests his chin in the crook of your neck and tells you about what he did while you listen commenting every once in a while. On rainy days he likes to have you sit on his lap and hug him while he reads to you.
Seras Victoria:
On normal days you two are out and about riding from place to place so you often relax together as you catch a ride, she'll rest her head on your shoulder while you hold hands. She often tells you her worries about what Alucard may have planned for her and how she isn't sure if she'll make such a good vampire.
In bed, you two are a tangle of limbs never really having a certain position. You almost always settle for your legs between hers while you two somehow awkwardly hug. No one really sees how it's comfortable but you two make it work.
Pip Bernadotte:
Pip, the loveable pervert, is actually respectful when the two of you cuddle. Normally after a good day and some booze, he will settle down in bed and hold you close to him. His favourite position is when you lay your head on his chest while you're on your belly and he can wrap an arm around you. He oftentimes will take off an entire day so that you can cuddle with him. He also most definitely steals you away from work to cuddle with him if he feels he hasn't gotten enough attention.
Father Anderson:
Father Anderson doesn't cuddle much if you aren't married yet, he is rather strict about it but when the occasion is right and it is very clear there is nothing sexual going on between you two he will have you sit on his lap or will carry you. He normally has you rest your head on his shoulder or hold his hand.
Feel free to drop requests!! Always open to, I have nothing question up currently :(
How do pip and alucard (seperately ) deal with a reader who is oblivious to them liking her?fluff plz
A/N: I'm so sorry, I promise I didn't forget- I've just been trying to get more chapters
Alucard
Alucard would just get tired of it, blankly staring at you and plainly asking you, “are you stupid or something?”
“What?” You ask, taken aback by the rudeness.
“Are you stupid or something,” Alucard asks again in a serious tone that still has a sprinkle of annoyance mixed in since he had to repeat himself.
You shake your head, “no, I heard what you said. I’m just wondering what the actual fuck makes you think you can talk to me like that.”
“Well, clearly you are too dumb to realize I’ve made multiple advances in attempts to court you.” Alucard says plainly. This old geezer still thinks ‘courting’ is a thing.
“Did you offer the plumpest goat in the whole village to my father as well?” You ask sarcastically, “the Hell are you talking about ‘making advances’?”
“I have been doing like what they do in those movies-” Alucard has been watching cheesy rom coms in attempts to learn how to flirt, “-trying to woo you, but you just haven’t caught on.”
You couldn’t keep yourself from laughing, “that’s why you’ve been acting weird?!”
Alucard stays silent.
When you finally stop laughing and catch your breath you rhetorically ask, “Alucard, you do understand that life doesn’t work like that, right? All of those people are actors and the whole thing is scripted.”
Alucard grumbles, “Seras should’ve just let me give you the letter.”
“Letter?” Your curiosity immediately peaks, “you wrote me a letter?”
“Yes,” Alucard pulls the letter out from his jacket and hands it to you. Though he does not show it, he’s nervous as he watches you delicately unfold the paper and your eyes skin across it.
“Huh,” you keep your look unwavering as you look back up at him. Knowing that your unimpressed demeanor has him sweating bullets, then you fold up the paper and with a smirk say, “I could get used to these types of letters.”
“So that means you’ll let me court you?” Alucard asks.
You chuckle, “it’s called dating now, but yes, I’ll let you ‘court’ me.”
Alucard gets the biggest smile, “I told Seras the letter would work.”
“Yeah, you shouldn’t take dating advice from her anymore,” you laugh.
“Well I shouldn’t need to, now that we’re together,” Alucard says happily.
You just roll your eyes and wave your hand to shoo him away, “alright, now go, I have to finish my work!”
“As you wish,” Alucard tips his head and leaves, now a very happy man to be courted with you.
Pip Bernadotte
You and Pip are laughing and joking around like usual, but out of nowhere with absolutely no context he says “you make it very hard for me, you know?”
You and him tend to joke around, making lewd jokes, so you assume that’s what he’s doing now, “yes, I know. I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a picture of me you wank off to every night.”
Pip shakes his head, “no, not that way. Well, not all ze time, but zat’s not what I’m talkin’ about now.”
“What are you talking about then?” You ask Pip.
“Not to kiss you, I think about it all ze time,” Pip’s attitude is no longer playful. He constantly thinks about what it’d be like to hold you tight as he gives your soft lips tender kisses. You make him so happy and you’re all he thinks about.
You go back to not taking him seriously and thinking this is a joke. So you decide to test him like you’ve done before and playfully say, “do it then.”
Pip is tired of all the joking, he leans in and kisses you so passionately, the world fades away. At this moment the rest of the world fades, it’s only you and him as it should be, always and forever.
When you two break apart, you're both breathing heavily, the kiss stole all the air out of both of your lungs and after a long pause Pip finally breaks the silence, “zat what I meant.”
You couldn’t help but chuckle, “I’ve already figured that out by now.”
“Just makin’ sure-” Pip smiles, “-because it took you zis long.”
You roll your eyes and Pip steals another kiss, which he will be doing with every chance he gets from now on.
I was at the living room, and Pip came up to me. "Can we draw together?" Pip asked. "We have to go to bed soon. But yeah, we'll draw together." I replied, and she smiled. After that, we went to her room to draw together. The end!
* You were the new kid on the block of South Park. You met Damien and Pip in elementary even beat up Eric Cartman whenever he tried to pick on Pip or Damien
* You three became very close and occasionally have tea parties on Saturday at Pip’s place. Pip always had a habit of picking up your favorite dessert for them.
* You didn’t believe Damien was the spawn of Satan until he brought you and Pip to hell so you can meet him. “Wait your dad is literally fucking Satan?” “Yep” “I was surprised the first time as well Y/n”
* Satan had ask if you were dating his son or Pip. You turn red from the questions and Pip was pretty embarrassed. “Dad! Can you fucking knock it off?” Damien grips his fork mad. “Oh Damien you don’t have to be so shy”
* Needless to say, you, Damien and Pip had been secretly dating each other since middle school and it’s been like that all the way till College.
* After a few months you all decided to make it public. Butters was a little hurt you kept it a secret but he was so happy his little buddy is finally happy
NSFW
* Damien is an aggressive top but he does bottom when he wants affection and to be dominated by you and Pip.
* Damien has his nipples pierced and he loves it when you and Pip tease his nipples. It makes him very excited.
* He into receiving oral but he loves giving it just as much. Thankfully his tongue reached yours and Pip’s deepest parts makes you both tremble in pleasure.
* Pip is switch but he’s more submissive leaning. When you three have sex with each other, damien has the tendency to leave bite marks and hickeys on your body even Pip’s.
* If Cartman happens to bully Pip in college, he does ask if you can help him destress. Damien does keep an eye out so you two can get it on in an empty classroom. Pip does make sure to cover your mouth so you don’t scream while he wrecks your guts.
* Pip loves praising you. He has a huge praise kink and loves being praised as well. But be warned he has a huge breeding kink just like Damien.
* Damien has a daddy kink and loves it when you call him daddy when he pounds you.
* Overall, intercourse between the three of you is heavily romantic and special.
This was requested by my friend IRL at our sleepover (Thank youuuuu!!)
Gender neutral reader!
Requested? Yes!
When it came to you, Pip was a mess. Everyone knew he was fucking terrified of you, everyone ripped on him about it. (Even though they're just as scared of you.)
But when the school's 'scary dog' student suddenly just asks you on a date? He was too afraid to say no.
You were thrilled!! From afar you had admired the boy. It took a lot of courage to go to him and ask him out so the yes made you sooooo happy.
You never called him Pip, only Phillip, after you heard he's called that when they hate him.
Pip sighed, opening his locker and letting all of the junk Cartman had shoved into it fall onto him. Snickers rang behind him as he gathered it up neatly into a trash bag he stored in his pocket.
This wasn't new to him. It was often... When it was all gathered up, he tied the bag and put it in his locker to throw out after school. He pulled his books out and shut the door to his locker in a soft way so it wouldn't slam.
You leaned on the locker next to it, having waited patiently on him to ask. A hand sat in your jacket pocket where you had a little gift for him in. Never once had you decided to rip on the British boy like the others you always verbally bashed.
To you he looked cute, his accent was hot, he was polite and kind to everyone- you were head over heels.
Pip gasped sharply when he saw you, grasping the strap to his bag. Your eyes lit up knowing you could finally talk to him.
"Hey, Phillip... I was.. Well, ah- I want to give you this and wondered if you wanted to go out some time...?" You pull your hand from your pocket and place a little keychain of two f/a snuggling around a heart into his hands.
He gaped in silence and then shakily nodded, not knowing what else to do. He saw your s/c cheeks flush and a very gentle smile on your lips. It was a little cute.
"Awesome! Cool! I'll uh- pick you up at seven Friday night!" You kiss him on the cheek. It was so gentle he almost didn't even realize it was the most feared student in all the high school he was talking to, "Bye Phillip~!"
He was bugged by everyone the entire rest of the day, bombarded by questions on how the fuck he "domesticated the scary dog" as Cartman put it.
Pip was just as clueless.
For the rest of the week you showed a lot of kindness to him to help prove the date would be worth it.
Walked him to class, scared off his bullies, ate lunch with him, gave him tons of compliments, and even made him some treats!
When Friday rolled around, he was anxiously pacing the closer it got to seven. Pip was told to just dress comfortably and to not wear a hat so he did as told. A simple button-up and slacks were what he chose.
The ride was fascinating to him since he never rode on a motorcycle before.
You had arrived in a cute, comfy outfit on a motorcycle and took him on a ride up to the outskirts of town.
The date? A cute picnic under fairy lights that were strung between trees. He was in awe at your efforts.
When he found all the things you made; British foods and American foods, he finally realized you weren't actually pulling his leg. You really did research British foods just for him and went to the lengths of making them.
The night was spent talking and laughing, getting to fully know one another and admiring the view.
When you decided it was time to go the food was mostly finished off and he was about to fall asleep. You cleaned up everything into the picnic basket and had him hold it behind you while you drove.
Dropping him off on the porch, Pip mustered up to admit he'd like to go on another date and to be your boyfriend if you'd let him or preferred to wait for a few more dates to call him that.
You were ecstatic! Pulled a very happy little dance and peppered his face in kisses before telling him yes and to text the details on the next date.
He was definitely turned into a stuttering pile of putty in your hands.
As you drove off Pip knew he was gonna get his ass bugged a shitton at school for details. But for now, he was just going to admire the fact he finally had someone who cared about him and loved him. Let alone a s/o.
