#hermes meme

[nonndrawz]

HEIMDALL VS HERMES‼️

WHICH TWINK WILL WIN⁉️

[ilikebooksanstuff]

[neon-elliot]

It's just a prank bro!

[koraki-pharmakis]

Hermes is the god of roller skating. I do not take constructive criticism.

Proof:

His winged shoes are like sky-skates. Wheeled shoes are skate-skates.

Roller skating is fast! He’s a speed and messenger deity!

His ties to athletics and wrestling. Skating is a sport, roller derby is a contact sport!

Skating is as close as you can get to running with wings on your feet as a mortal.

It’s efficient travel! Less energy to go the same distance and faster!

Does he not seem like a roller skating dude?

[a-flowers-farewell]

It’s... it’s been a bit of a mental decline today and Hermes isn’t here for that negativity (he said yes it’s okay to feel this way but the moment I start belittling myself for feeling this way instead of healthily going through the motions, we boxing)

Learning to go through these waves slow and steady though. Thank you Hermes for being here

[ilikebooksanstuff]

i'm late

[koraki-pharmakis]

Me: Why do I always lose things when I need them?

Hermes: Actually, it's that you can't find things when you need them. You lose them a while before, you just find out when you look :)

Me: Okay that's great Hermes but where's my fucking first aid kit?