#hes concerned

[the-archivist-official]

*bites you*

- @fay-offical

...

Are you up to date on your vaccines?

[jinkieswinkies]

Mirage: h-hey uh, what’s up with the robot’s screen?

Anita: I don’t-yikes uh, sheesh I don’t know man...

Elliott proceeds towards path, “you okay buddy..?”

Path turns around, his screen showing:

[jorgecrespo]

Underrated Sander Moment 14/20:

HE JUST WANTS TO GET MARRIED TO BAMBI IS THAT SO DIFFICULT???

[ultimatepeter-man]

spectacular!spidey seeing agent venom with missiles and guns: *learning to appreciate how things are not as bad as they could be in his universe*

[mundusjournal]

Dear EVERYONE!

I leave this estate for a simple two days and I return to @journalofsparda is warding everything!! Yes I see you young man now head to bed before you ward yourself to death!

And you!! The meme team! If you ever need help come to me. I will give you shelter!

@diary-of-eva ! I have more cake batter and cookie dough. I will also be cooking dinner tonight.

[incorrect-dark-shadows]

(The year is 1946)

Elizabeth, pregnant, having contractions: It's alright, it's probably false labor-- so just-- somebody get the book!

Paul: Roger, get the book!

Roger, already running: On it!

Roger: (gives the book to Paul) There!

Paul:

Paul: tHE BIBLE?!

Roger: I DON’T KNOW-

[mortuo-trolls]

It's more of a yellowish-pink. They can also come in different shades of brown. Never really had contact with anyone from outside of their own planet, either.

“Like this?~”

“Im just sketching based on what you have told me but they're pretty much just brown hornless trolls?~”

[hackermemelord]

Cont. [x] // @prcmiseofhappiness

       “I have no reason to prank in a ‘suspicious-looking’ way. I’d do it subtly that you won’t realise it. I just noticed you’ve been distant and I want to make it better for you, somehow.”