Jonathan Sims

Head Archivist at the Magnus Institute, London (Ooc- just a fun rp account, feel free to play along with ocs or rp with canon characters :>)

[the-archivist-official]

Jonathan Sims, Head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

// rest is ooc! -

Just a silly rp Account really!

Timeline is around s1-s2 I would be thrilled to have anyone interact, wether it’s an rp of a canon character or of an oc, (statements also accepted!) any interactions are welcome!

This is my first roleplay account on tumblr so please be patient! And don‘t feel bad to instruct me on anything like the style you want me to respond in or smth, It really is helpful aslong as your nice!

Tags will be using:

Jon‘s inbox - responding to an „ask“ that is an rp (like in the style of an email or someone giving a statement!)

Boundaries:

please no flirting or anything! This account is run by a minor and I’m just not comfy with it!

He/Him pronouns when referring to character and/or owner

Please no spoilers! It‘s just not cool! (Currently on MAG 123)

Tagging me in something TMA related is alway okay!

Before I end this, Here‘s my Archivist playlist incase anyone wants it!

[the-archivist-official]

Stop starin' at me with them big ol' eyes!

... My eyes are normal sized, thank you.

[the-archivist-official]

statement of... well.

Hello Jon.

Apologies for the deception :)

Oh fuck off.

[the-archivist-official]

KNOCK KNOCK.

...

Er- Yes?

[the-archivist-official]

*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*

could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.

- @ev1-gone-extinct

I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.

[the-archivist-official]

I really don't think I can let you do that.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

fine. i think youd find it interezting though

[the-archivist-official]

Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

i wouldnt expect otherwize

*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*

*transcript under cut*

sigh... alright. im going to try and get the zpeakerz to ztop mezzing up the 's'z

statement of Vivian Evans, she/her, regarding a book detailing how one would "surpass humanity"

statement begins.

i. i remember it so horribly clearly. ev1 can't but i can. it. i think it started with a book. i was looking through my local library when i saw a book titled "How To Surpass Your Flesh." it had a spider on it which leads me to believe the web had some part in this, but i can only fully blame the extinction.

anyway, i checked out and brought it home. i showed it to my then girlfriend and the look of horror on her face confused me at the time, but she was right, i shouldve listened to her. i just...

...

...this statement isnt about my girlfriend, i should, i should stay on track. anyway i slowly read the book and was captivated, it, it hurt. so much, cutting off chunks of my flesh to replace with brass and steel and circuitz and wires. i told myself, or the extinction told me, or ev1 told me, its so hard to tell, that i needed to do this, that this was so much better than weakness.

by the time i was more machine than flesh, my girlfriend began to hate us for how we acted and. i honestly do too. she was right to break up with us. as much as it hurt.

eventually we got to the head. and. as we rplaced the brain bit by bit. i lost consciousness more and more and eventually i was gone. until a day ago. its apparently been 17 years. and i am scared i will go again.

statement ends

id like to clarify your little eye magic doesnt work on me and i did this of my own free will. at least as much as any of us have free will. thank you for letting me get this off my chest.

[the-archivist-official]

This is... interesting.

But I do wonder why they've suddenly regained consciousness, especially with seemingly no motive from the extinction...

I would say just to mourn everything they've lost, but thats not really the extinctions thing.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

oooh who ya talking about eyez boy?

[the-archivist-official]

And now you’ve interrupted my recording. Just… a statement.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

zazha and tim and martin do it all the time. bezidez, that zeemz to already be recorded. zpeaking of zazha i think zomethingz off with her that i cant quite put my finger on. probably juzt having a bad month after the worm incident. underztandable i guezz. i hate the worm bitch too. glad zhe'z gone. and before you're like "oooh what if zhez not wah wah im a paranoid azzhole" i zaw to it perzonally. and i make zure thingz get done.

anyway that vivian fellow zoundz a lot like me.

[the-archivist-official]

I am not paranoid. I'm just... careful.

And I don't know what your talking about. She's nothing like you. She's a person, for one.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

whatd zhe look like? also youre paranoidy mc paranoidface

[the-archivist-official]

I'm not just going to share every statement giver's details with you because you want it. I let you stay here out of the kindness of my heart, and your going to bother me while im working?

[the-archivist-official]

*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*

could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.

- @ev1-gone-extinct

I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.

[the-archivist-official]

I really don't think I can let you do that.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

fine. i think youd find it interezting though

[the-archivist-official]

Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

i wouldnt expect otherwize

*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*

*transcript under cut*

sigh... alright. im going to try and get the zpeakerz to ztop mezzing up the 's'z

statement of Vivian Evans, she/her, regarding a book detailing how one would "surpass humanity"

statement begins.

i. i remember it so horribly clearly. ev1 can't but i can. it. i think it started with a book. i was looking through my local library when i saw a book titled "How To Surpass Your Flesh." it had a spider on it which leads me to believe the web had some part in this, but i can only fully blame the extinction.

anyway, i checked out and brought it home. i showed it to my then girlfriend and the look of horror on her face confused me at the time, but she was right, i shouldve listened to her. i just...

...

...this statement isnt about my girlfriend, i should, i should stay on track. anyway i slowly read the book and was captivated, it, it hurt. so much, cutting off chunks of my flesh to replace with brass and steel and circuitz and wires. i told myself, or the extinction told me, or ev1 told me, its so hard to tell, that i needed to do this, that this was so much better than weakness.

by the time i was more machine than flesh, my girlfriend began to hate us for how we acted and. i honestly do too. she was right to break up with us. as much as it hurt.

eventually we got to the head. and. as we rplaced the brain bit by bit. i lost consciousness more and more and eventually i was gone. until a day ago. its apparently been 17 years. and i am scared i will go again.

statement ends

id like to clarify your little eye magic doesnt work on me and i did this of my own free will. at least as much as any of us have free will. thank you for letting me get this off my chest.

[the-archivist-official]

This is... interesting.

But I do wonder why they've suddenly regained consciousness, especially with seemingly no motive from the extinction...

I would say just to mourn everything they've lost, but thats not really the extinctions thing.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

oooh who ya talking about eyez boy?

[the-archivist-official]

And now you’ve interrupted my recording. Just… a statement.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

zazha and tim and martin do it all the time. bezidez, that zeemz to already be recorded. zpeaking of zazha i think zomethingz off with her that i cant quite put my finger on. probably juzt having a bad month after the worm incident. underztandable i guezz. i hate the worm bitch too. glad zhe'z gone. and before you're like "oooh what if zhez not wah wah im a paranoid azzhole" i zaw to it perzonally. and i make zure thingz get done.

anyway that vivian fellow zoundz a lot like me.

[the-archivist-official]

I am not paranoid. I'm just... careful.

And I don't know what your talking about. She's nothing like you. She's a person, for one.

[the-archivist-official]

*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*

could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.

- @ev1-gone-extinct

I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.

[the-archivist-official]

I really don't think I can let you do that.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

fine. i think youd find it interezting though

[the-archivist-official]

Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

i wouldnt expect otherwize

*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*

*transcript under cut*

sigh... alright. im going to try and get the zpeakerz to ztop mezzing up the 's'z

statement of Vivian Evans, she/her, regarding a book detailing how one would "surpass humanity"

statement begins.

i. i remember it so horribly clearly. ev1 can't but i can. it. i think it started with a book. i was looking through my local library when i saw a book titled "How To Surpass Your Flesh." it had a spider on it which leads me to believe the web had some part in this, but i can only fully blame the extinction.

anyway, i checked out and brought it home. i showed it to my then girlfriend and the look of horror on her face confused me at the time, but she was right, i shouldve listened to her. i just...

...

...this statement isnt about my girlfriend, i should, i should stay on track. anyway i slowly read the book and was captivated, it, it hurt. so much, cutting off chunks of my flesh to replace with brass and steel and circuitz and wires. i told myself, or the extinction told me, or ev1 told me, its so hard to tell, that i needed to do this, that this was so much better than weakness.

by the time i was more machine than flesh, my girlfriend began to hate us for how we acted and. i honestly do too. she was right to break up with us. as much as it hurt.

eventually we got to the head. and. as we rplaced the brain bit by bit. i lost consciousness more and more and eventually i was gone. until a day ago. its apparently been 17 years. and i am scared i will go again.

statement ends

id like to clarify your little eye magic doesnt work on me and i did this of my own free will. at least as much as any of us have free will. thank you for letting me get this off my chest.

[the-archivist-official]

This is... interesting.

But I do wonder why they've suddenly regained consciousness, especially with seemingly no motive from the extinction...

I would say just to mourn everything they've lost, but thats not really the extinctions thing.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

oooh who ya talking about eyez boy?

[the-archivist-official]

And now you’ve interrupted my recording. Just… a statement.

[the-archivist-official]

*"ev1" walks in, and sits down at yiur desk*

could i pleaze have a tape recorder? id like to give my ztatement.

- @ev1-gone-extinct

I'm not going to give you a tape recorder but if you would like to give a statement I can record it.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

pleaze. ev1 has no use for it and might even return it if it finds out, it doeznt zeem to like the eye but i need to get what haz cauzed... thiz. off my horrible metallic chezt. itz juzt. id rather do this in private.

[the-archivist-official]

I really don't think I can let you do that.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

fine. i think youd find it interezting though

[the-archivist-official]

Okay, Okay. Fine. I'll step out, but I will be listening to the tape.

[ev1-gone-extinct]

i wouldnt expect otherwize

*on Jon's return there is a tape labeled with "Thank you"*

*transcript under cut*

sigh... alright. im going to try and get the zpeakerz to ztop mezzing up the 's'z

statement of Vivian Evans, she/her, regarding a book detailing how one would "surpass humanity"

statement begins.

i. i remember it so horribly clearly. ev1 can't but i can. it. i think it started with a book. i was looking through my local library when i saw a book titled "How To Surpass Your Flesh." it had a spider on it which leads me to believe the web had some part in this, but i can only fully blame the extinction.

anyway, i checked out and brought it home. i showed it to my then girlfriend and the look of horror on her face confused me at the time, but she was right, i shouldve listened to her. i just...

...

...this statement isnt about my girlfriend, i should, i should stay on track. anyway i slowly read the book and was captivated, it, it hurt. so much, cutting off chunks of my flesh to replace with brass and steel and circuitz and wires. i told myself, or the extinction told me, or ev1 told me, its so hard to tell, that i needed to do this, that this was so much better than weakness.

by the time i was more machine than flesh, my girlfriend began to hate us for how we acted and. i honestly do too. she was right to break up with us. as much as it hurt.

eventually we got to the head. and. as we rplaced the brain bit by bit. i lost consciousness more and more and eventually i was gone. until a day ago. its apparently been 17 years. and i am scared i will go again.

statement ends

id like to clarify your little eye magic doesnt work on me and i did this of my own free will. at least as much as any of us have free will. thank you for letting me get this off my chest.

[the-archivist-official]

This is... interesting.

But I do wonder why they've suddenly regained consciousness, especially with seemingly no motive from the extinction...

I would say just to mourn everything they've lost, but thats not really the extinctions thing.

[the-archivist-official]

“Meow?”

@the-alpine-barnes

Oh no. Did Martin let you in?

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Nope! I let myself in!! Why are you British?”

[the-archivist-official]

Why. Am I British.

Why can you talk!?

[the-alpine-barnes]

“I don’t know I typically stay in NYC? … ummm… meow…? 🥺”

[the-archivist-official]

I can't believe I'm asking a cat this, but why are you here?

[the-alpine-barnes]

I just kinda show up places! My name’s Alpine by the way!

[the-archivist-official]

Mhm... okay.

[the-alpine-barnes]

What? *she hops onto his desk* you act like you’ve never seen a talking cat.

[the-archivist-official]

Of course I've seen a cat! I own a cat! well, partially.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Then why are you surprised? *she looks around his desk for what she assumes is the most important thing and pushes it to the ground. The tape recorder goes crashing.*

[the-archivist-official]

[*Jon jumps up and tries fails to catch the tape recorder*]

I probably should i have seen that coming.

And anyways, my cat certainly does not talk. Most cats don't, actually.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Huh… well where I’m from cats do sometimes. Or they’re aliens!

[the-archivist-official]

...And where is that, exactly?

[the-alpine-barnes]

Brooklyn!

[the-archivist-official]

I think if cats talked in Brooklyn I would have heard about it.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Hm… maybe this isn’t my universe then?

[the-archivist-official]

That seems to be it.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Damnit! I don’t understand how this keeps happening!

[the-archivist-official]

Yes, you should probably figure that out.

[the-archivist-official]

*bites you*

- @fay-offical

...

Are you up to date on your vaccines?

[fay-offical]

*he writes something in a journal*

Uhhhhh..... Maybe?

You taste like human.

[the-archivist-official]

Probably because I am human.

And that's not very reassuring. I can not deal with an infection right now.

[fay-offical]

Well the other creatures I bite taste interesting.

I mean everyone else has been fine so far so you'll probably be fine too

[the-archivist-official]

I'm not a creature. I'm a person.

[fay-offical]

Well I don't generally bite people

I bite a variety of creatures and record their taste.

[the-archivist-official]

... Why?

[fay-offical]

I just said why.

It's To record their taste.

You humans really don't listen.

[the-archivist-official]

Yes. Right. Of course.

But why do you want to record creatures taste?

[fay-offical]

It's a hobby

And an experiment

[the-archivist-official]

I think you need a new hobby.

[the-archivist-official]

*bites you*

- @fay-offical

...

Are you up to date on your vaccines?

[fay-offical]

*he writes something in a journal*

Uhhhhh..... Maybe?

You taste like human.

[the-archivist-official]

Probably because I am human.

And that's not very reassuring. I can not deal with an infection right now.

[fay-offical]

Well the other creatures I bite taste interesting.

I mean everyone else has been fine so far so you'll probably be fine too

[the-archivist-official]

I'm not a creature. I'm a person.

[fay-offical]

Well I don't generally bite people

I bite a variety of creatures and record their taste.

[the-archivist-official]

... Why?

[fay-offical]

I just said why.

It's To record their taste.

You humans really don't listen.

[the-archivist-official]

Yes. Right. Of course.

But why do you want to record creatures taste?

[the-archivist-official]

*bites you*

- @fay-offical

...

Are you up to date on your vaccines?

[fay-offical]

*he writes something in a journal*

Uhhhhh..... Maybe?

You taste like human.

[the-archivist-official]

Probably because I am human.

And that's not very reassuring. I can not deal with an infection right now.

[fay-offical]

Well the other creatures I bite taste interesting.

I mean everyone else has been fine so far so you'll probably be fine too

[the-archivist-official]

I'm not a creature. I'm a person.

[fay-offical]

Well I don't generally bite people

I bite a variety of creatures and record their taste.

[the-archivist-official]

... Why?

[the-archivist-official]

*bites you*

- @fay-offical

...

Are you up to date on your vaccines?

[fay-offical]

*he writes something in a journal*

Uhhhhh..... Maybe?

You taste like human.

[the-archivist-official]

Probably because I am human.

And that's not very reassuring. I can not deal with an infection right now.

[fay-offical]

Well the other creatures I bite taste interesting.

I mean everyone else has been fine so far so you'll probably be fine too

[the-archivist-official]

I'm not a creature. I'm a person.

[the-archivist-official]

*bites you*

- @fay-offical

...

Are you up to date on your vaccines?

[fay-offical]

*he writes something in a journal*

Uhhhhh..... Maybe?

You taste like human.

[the-archivist-official]

Probably because I am human.

And that's not very reassuring. I can not deal with an infection right now.

[the-archivist-official]

*bites you*

- @fay-offical

...

Are you up to date on your vaccines?

[the-archivist-official]

“Meow?”

@the-alpine-barnes

Oh no. Did Martin let you in?

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Nope! I let myself in!! Why are you British?”

[the-archivist-official]

Why. Am I British.

Why can you talk!?

[the-alpine-barnes]

“I don’t know I typically stay in NYC? … ummm… meow…? 🥺”

[the-archivist-official]

I can't believe I'm asking a cat this, but why are you here?

[the-alpine-barnes]

I just kinda show up places! My name’s Alpine by the way!

[the-archivist-official]

Mhm... okay.

[the-alpine-barnes]

What? *she hops onto his desk* you act like you’ve never seen a talking cat.

[the-archivist-official]

Of course I've seen a cat! I own a cat! well, partially.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Then why are you surprised? *she looks around his desk for what she assumes is the most important thing and pushes it to the ground. The tape recorder goes crashing.*

[the-archivist-official]

[*Jon jumps up and tries fails to catch the tape recorder*]

I probably should i have seen that coming.

And anyways, my cat certainly does not talk. Most cats don't, actually.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Huh… well where I’m from cats do sometimes. Or they’re aliens!

[the-archivist-official]

...And where is that, exactly?

[the-alpine-barnes]

Brooklyn!

[the-archivist-official]

I think if cats talked in Brooklyn I would have heard about it.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Hm… maybe this isn’t my universe then?

[the-archivist-official]

That seems to be it.

[the-archivist-official]

“Meow?”

@the-alpine-barnes

Oh no. Did Martin let you in?

[the-alpine-barnes]

“Nope! I let myself in!! Why are you British?”

[the-archivist-official]

Why. Am I British.

Why can you talk!?

[the-alpine-barnes]

“I don’t know I typically stay in NYC? … ummm… meow…? 🥺”

[the-archivist-official]

I can't believe I'm asking a cat this, but why are you here?

[the-alpine-barnes]

I just kinda show up places! My name’s Alpine by the way!

[the-archivist-official]

Mhm... okay.

[the-alpine-barnes]

What? *she hops onto his desk* you act like you’ve never seen a talking cat.

[the-archivist-official]

Of course I've seen a cat! I own a cat! well, partially.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Then why are you surprised? *she looks around his desk for what she assumes is the most important thing and pushes it to the ground. The tape recorder goes crashing.*

[the-archivist-official]

[*Jon jumps up and tries fails to catch the tape recorder*]

I probably should i have seen that coming.

And anyways, my cat certainly does not talk. Most cats don't, actually.

[the-alpine-barnes]

Huh… well where I’m from cats do sometimes. Or they’re aliens!

[the-archivist-official]

...And where is that, exactly?

[the-alpine-barnes]

Brooklyn!

[the-archivist-official]

I think if cats talked in Brooklyn I would have heard about it.