May 8
I dont know if you guys remember the merch that Alan has (or had) a King Orange t-shirt?
Well... here's mine 3 years later after buying it
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I dont know if you guys remember the merch that Alan has (or had) a King Orange t-shirt?
Well... here's mine 3 years later after buying it
🥲
I've been having a lot of discussions lately about peepers getting taken by birds of prey
Insanely funny that Bruce is out of town during jokers wild. Like. Tim just became Robin five seconds ago, he's had a bit of training from shiva, has gotten himself a mortal enemy he doesn't really think about after but he likes to plots tims death, became besties with Helena (in a stalker-y I know everything about you and you don't know who I am sorta way, and also the only one who feels ur pain is spoiler), and then joker escapes Arkham and just. Batman is out of town.
He doesn't even have a car. Alfred has to drive him around in a van.
First time he goes face to face with the joker, the joker crashes out bc "wtf I literally JUST killed you"
Wait i saw your post about tamsy and kids and i honestly feel like he would baby trap you but not want the fucking kid 😭✌️just had to get that out there
YES!!! he’d do exactly that too! knock u up and leave. ooohhh wait, i just got an idea (me brainstorming this in realtime 💀).
he’ll probably stay alongside u during the span of ur pregnancy; rub ur breasts once they start to ache, fetch u odd concoctions that’ll sate ur cravings, ease all ur doubt on u being a mother (“ur nurturing tendencies is already an important quality of being a mother. i’m absolutely positive that u will do splendid.”), help u come up with names for the baby (if it’s a boy, how does “lindo” sound? “aurelia” if it’s a girl?), rub moisturizer over the swell of your belly to relieve any itchiness of the stretched skin, participating in regular checkups with ur practitioner to ensure everything is still going smooth. i’m talking whatever u need or want, tamsy is there to fulfill that request—tending to u through each trimester.
he’ll even be there as u give birth, enduring the various pressures u squeeze his hand with, reassuring u that u’re doing a wonderful job. and once that baby is born, and its small frame is cradled in ur arms, u’ll look up at tamsy and smile—he’s an amazing partner and he’d be an even amazing father.
then queue his lack of presence once u’re finally able to bring the baby home. his promises start to feel empty and his affection seems dull, mundane. u can’t help the suspicion that curdles in ur mind—an overflowing matter that taints the sides—that his absence is all because of u.
peak has passed... no more invincible💔
i miss you rex ts all i got🕊🕊😔 I WAS CRYING HARD
btw mark pmo, like stop fucking smiling. its your friends funeral and your girlfriend crying too, and yo bitch ass smiling here gtfo bro.
i know he's caring for eve but HELLO your bff is literally NEVER coming back😭
Saw a post about how keefe is just a guy who only cares about Sophie and im going to Lose It about this cause I see it and im thinking about what that's implying for his mental state