#hetalis

[lieutkenny]

Home Alone

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Lovino decided to surprise Sükh at work today with a new cake recipe!

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

What was 2p axis's favorite food/snacks as a child ? And what are their favorite foods/snacks now?

As a child:

2p N. Italy: Tartufo di Pizzo

2p S. Italy: Semifreddo

2p Germany: Bienenstich

2p Japan: Sakuramochi

As adults:

2p N. Italy: Pizza ai quattro formaggi

2p S. Italy: Granita alla fragola

2p Germany: Pretzels

2p Japan: Sukiyaki

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Look, guys, I just want to make sure I’m not the only one who’s constantly using England’s black magic as a scapegoat to add the lubricant to my rp’s, or fanfiction’s, “making sense” gears. 

Why are they now in new bodies? Why change dimensions? Why cat people? Guess a spell went wrong. How powerful is Arthur? Good thing everything he does is an accident. 

[okkuroo]

I Need People To Follow

My dash is empty of life so reblog this if you post:

Hetalia Tokyo Ghoul Sherlock Supernatural Fairy Tail Attack on Titan Doctor Who Homestuck Les Miserables

Yeah so reblog this and I’ll definetly check out your blog and maybe follow you!

[abbytalia]

Stranger: norwayyyyyy

Stranger: hey

Stranger: buddy

You: why did it have to be you

Stranger: it was fate

Stranger: we were ment to be

You: in your dreams

Stranger: yes

Stranger: you are always in my dreams

Stranger: ///i need to stop omg//

You: your arnt in mine iceland is

Stranger: oh

Stranger: a brother complex?

Stranger: kinky

Stranger: i like it

You: you you baka

You: it is a healthy relationship

Stranger: i dont think soo

Stranger: i mean like didnt he like

Stranger: punch you

Stranger: in the dick

Stranger: i do

Stranger: and i wasnt dunk

Stranger: drunk

Stranger: 2

Stranger: years

Stranger: ago

Stranger: ???

Stranger: wELL

Stranger: THAT

Stranger: DID NOT HAPPEN

Stranger: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WAS DRUNK

Stranger: IT WASNT A FAIR FIGHT

You: brother you cannot use that excuse

You: a loss is a loss

Stranger: OH SO IM YOUR BROTHER NOW HUH

Stranger: BROTHER COMPLEX???

Stranger: i love you

You: .......maybe....

Stranger: maybe what?

You: i might i might not

Stranger: im taking that as a yes

Stranger: iM GONNA TELL EVERYONE

You: noooooooooo

Stranger: TOO LATE

Stranger: wait

Stranger: ddi u say troll

Stranger: are you serious

Stranger: or

Stranger: you really beleive in that stuff still?

You: yes.

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: ...

You: i have a fairy too

Stranger: oh good one

You: i'm told i have dry humor

Stranger: why do you and ur little fairys go have a picnic or something

You: why so you can take stlkerish pictures

You: stalkerish*

Stranger: well

Stranger: i mean

Stranger: i was gonna do that anyways

Stranger: but

Stranger: i mean

Stranger: i do that all the time so

Stranger: i MEAN WAHT

Stranger: I DIDNT

Stranger: SAY

Stranger: TAT

You: i think you did. and you will never take those pictures

Stranger: But i did...

You: have you heard about that anime convention America is having in Louisville Kentucky

Stranger: he's got a lot of conventions actually

Stranger: and no

You: oh well too bad for you thats where i'll be for a week

Stranger: oh well

Stranger: i might come down and uhh

Stranger: not take pictures

Stranger: //i wont obviously//

You: sure

You: let's go with that

Stranger: alright

Stranger: that can work

You: so is finland like married to sweden yet? idk

Stranger: dude seriously

Stranger: like they totally bang every night

Stranger: if they arent married then im marriying them

You: i live in the middle of nowwherre sorry for being out of the loop

You: the only person that comes to see me is you

Stranger: you loner

Stranger: you and ur fariys

You: well it is legal in norway, sweden, and finland

You: being alone is nice

You: no one bothers me that way

Stranger: I KNEW U// WERE GONNA FUCKING MAKE THAT REFERENCE//

You: what referance?

Stranger: //were you referencing frozen or nah//

You: no not really BUT THAT MOVIE PISSES ME OFF! EVERY ONE ASKS DO YOU WANT TO BULID A SNOWMAN NORWAY?

Stranger: well do you

You: OBVIOUSLY NOT

Stranger: okay okay chillax man

You: i do that too much as it is

Stranger: really?

You: so much snow............

Stranger: you didnt strike me as the snowman building type

You: if it's with Iceland i'll build one

You: i miss being his brother

Stranger: aWW BROTHER COMPLEX

You: urusai

Stranger: NAH

You: maybe a little DONT TELL HIM!

Stranger: IM GONNA BRING ICELAND UP HERE NEXT TIME I COME AROUND AND IM GONNA MAKE U TWO

Stranger: DO BROTHERLY THINGS

You: like

You: ?

You: you can't be drunk

Stranger: BUT I AM

You: you would stink if you were

Stranger: QUIERO

You: haha i have the butter cookies

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: butter

Stranger: uhhh

Stranger: //have u read that fic or nah//

You: yes loads and loads of butter go into making them

You: whats a fanfic?

Stranger: tHE NORWAY X BUTTER FANFIC

You: why do others n\

Stranger: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8447751/1/Norway-X-Butter

You: know of my love for butter

Stranger: WAIT SO ITS TRUE

Stranger: WHAT

You: what what no there is no love

Stranger: For the butter?

You: no what butter who said anything about butter

Stranger: i thought we were talking about butter

You: i remember nothe=ing of this butter

Stranger: i cant believe its not butter

You: that is not butter.......(butter is holy and should not have knock-offs like that)

Stranger: you're uhhh getting pretty enthusiastic about butter

Stranger: admit it

Stranger: you fucking fuck the butter

You: no

Stranger: you fucking love the butter

You: no

Stranger: fuck the loving butter

Stranger: butter the love fucking

Stranger: fuck love butter fucking

You: fine alright! i love the butter the only thing thats better is fucking coffee

Stranger: gottacha

Stranger: uhuhweuhehehe

You: thermas of coffee

Stranger: awww i just finished all my coffee

Stranger: booo

You: ha loser dane

Stranger: AT LEAST I DONT FUCK BUTTER

You: i have never fucked butter...in the butt only my mouth

You: *should we save this conversation?*

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: //esyyes

You: at least i have friends other than drinking friends......

Stranger: those are wh--what

Stranger: what do you mean

You: England and Prussia your friends who take you home when you get drunk

Stranger: wait that's how i get home?

You: yes and sometimes to my house when you need someone to take care of your ass

You: it's a pain

Stranger: and did you take care of my ass?

You: no i toke care of your vomit

Stranger: oh

Stranger: well

Stranger: uhhh

Stranger: thanks??

You: Icelands puffin did not like you one time

Stranger: dONT TELL ME ANYMORE

You: you puked on him

Stranger: STOP

You: and then proceeded to eat the licorice

You: Iceland wasn't happy either

Stranger: Ohhh

Stranger: well uhhh

Stranger: im sorry?

You: buy him some damn licorice......he won't stop begging and i can't say no for long

Stranger: yeah yeah fine i guess i will

Stranger: do you got any money i can borrow?

You: why?

Stranger: i kinda uhhh

Stranger: y'know

You: i know what?

Stranger: gambled?

Stranger: oops

You: where? so i can get it all back

You: you know i'm the best at strip poker

You: viking days still make me ruthless

Stranger: well i dont quite remember but i think it was at russia's house? idk

You: that crazy sun of a *&^*&^*

Stranger: yeah

You: you get to ask Estonia to get you in the house......you cna act like a ninja and steal the money back

Stranger: but its

Stranger: russia

You: so

Stranger: so its

Stranger: freaking

Stranger: rUSSIOA

You: should have thought of that before

Stranger: I WAS DRUNK

Stranger: (again)

You: don't care

Stranger: AWWW YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME NORGEEE

You: well if you weren't so stupid

Stranger: IM NOT STUPDIDO

You: but thats one of your qualities

You: can't change it

Stranger: MEANIE BUTT

You: what do you love about me anyway you always say you love me but i don't know what you love

You: there's not much to love

Stranger: Uhh... everything i guess?

You: ........everything?.........

Stranger: the way you scold me when i do dumb stuff. the fact that you take care of me when im drunk off my fucking ass

Stranger: i like the way your cross pin always ends up staying in place like wtf man

Stranger: I like the blues of your eyes

Stranger: and the way your curl just kinda hovers there

Stranger: what even is ur curl man

Stranger: like what

Stranger: howis it even real

You: we don't talk of that!

Stranger: awww come on

You: no....

Stranger: its cutee

You: how it floats there like it has no where else to go it's not cute! XO

Stranger: yes it is!

You: no not really

Stranger: yes really

You: have you ever tried to brush something that won't go down

Stranger: yes ;)

You: .....idiot....

You: i guess i kinda like how you never stop pursuing something once you set your mind to it

Stranger: aww there we go now we're getting somewhere

You: i'm going to regret this

You: your little hats cute i guess

You: but why always wear a coat and vest

You: a tee that looks nice is all you need

You: it doesn't cover everything

Stranger: whats wrong with a coat and vest?

You: your coat does

Stranger: oh so you wanna see some skin huh?

You: well.. i mean you don't really see much skin in our colder climate....so.....

Stranger: wink wink

You: .....i guess you ...uhhhh

You: know how i

You: ...uhhh

You: feel now

Stranger: aww of course i do my little norge

Stranger: i love you even more noe

Stranger: now

Stranger: <333333333333333333333333333

You: ........anko..........<3

You: when are you coming over anyway it's been months

You: usually you come every week.

Stranger: oh well uh

You: yes?

Stranger: //i dont kNOW//

You: okay then

Stranger: I Could like come over tomoorow?

Stranger: if thats cool

You: .....i wanted to build that snowman.

Stranger: or whatever

You: with another as a friend

Stranger: aww thats lame i thought we were gonna... y'know

Stranger: bUT hey building snowman's is cool

You: i...i....i don't know!

You: i i i i i i i....

Stranger: did you uhhh

Stranger: wannna

Stranger: y'know

Stranger: or

You: ummmm......

You: maybe after hot chocolate

Stranger: alRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: so uhh

Stranger: yea

You: don't tell Finland though

You: he doesn't know how to keep it on the down low

You: then we would get shit for making fun of him and sweden

Stranger: oh yeah that would be a problem

Stranger: okay i wont tell him

Stranger: if i remember

You: don't get drunk them

You: then8

You: then*

Stranger: but

Stranger: alcohol!

You: you can have it when you come over

Stranger: but its so far away!

You: you were going to come anyway

Stranger: true but

Stranger: alcohol man

You: it's not like it's that one meeting in ireland on Easter and no one was even aloud to look at it

You: they put up black tarps in front of the isle

Stranger: oh yeah...

Stranger: why did they do that?

You: because partaking in the drink on the holy day is like saying fuck you to god there

Stranger: oh

Stranger: that was lame

You: don't you love being nordic

You: where all gods drink no matter what

Stranger: THAST THE BEST PART!

You: loki is my favorite god

Stranger: And sometimes coffee

You: yes coffees good

Stranger: is there a coffee god?

Stranger: there should be

You: HOW DID WE MISS THAT ON E!

Stranger: lETS MAKE ONE

Stranger: THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS IS IT

You: what name should he hav e

Stranger: bill

You: bill nye the science guy....

Stranger: //science is cool!//

You: the one good thing from America

You: tired?

Stranger: no

Stranger: kinda

You: what time is it there?

Stranger: 12am

You: it's 1:25 here

You: in the morning

Stranger: you dont even look tired wtf

You: i'm used to it

You: i usually get one hour of sleep

Stranger: i get like 20

Stranger: not relaly

Stranger: i get like 12

You: i have to work at the coffee shop in the morn but i don't care

Stranger: coffee shop au's

You: ?

Stranger: n/m

You: okay

Stranger: im on the internet too much god

You: it's alright i used to be a neet

Stranger: a neet?

You: i watch anime too much god

Stranger: oh

Stranger: same

Stranger: i just started watching madoka

You: i finished four shows in two days

Stranger: I FINISHED THE 1ST SEASON OF DOCTOR WHO IN A DAY

Stranger: thats the only accomplishment i've ever made

You: great show don't tell england though it goes to his head

Stranger: i've been a closet fan ever since

Stranger: he does not need more power

You: rose is my favorite partner of the doctor

Stranger: rOSE

You: yes, only her

Stranger: My fave besides rose is donna

You: i hate the rest

Stranger: better than martha

You: so true

You: i'm listening to screamo right now

Stranger: is it hard rock hallelujah by lordi?

You: we do not consider that part of screamo

Stranger: thEY WON EUROVISION THAT ONE TIME I STILL CANT GET OVER THAT

You: idk

You: but we the nordic countries took over all of Eurovision for years!

You: we just let them win this year

Stranger: YEA!

Stranger: i mean i voted for conchita like 500 times

Stranger: oh man

You: except Iceland.......i like the message in the song just not the music

Stranger: I LOVED ICELAND

You: he always says he's an adult but that song made him a kid

Stranger: lets do away with prejudice!

You: i don't remember the lyrics

Stranger: ITS LIKE MY FAve song from this year tbh

You: yeah it's got a nice beat to drive to

Stranger: lets not even talk about france

Stranger: THEY ONLY GOT TWO POINTS

You: i personally like mine the best

Stranger: Which was your song?

Stranger: i forogt gosh

You: it was silent

Stranger: oh yeahh

You: and no one gave me points

Stranger: we betrayed everyone to give points to austria and the netherlands

You: true

You: i didn't even like austrias it was really a boring song

Stranger: yeah but bearded ladys

You: that's for the ircus

You: circus

Stranger: aww thats low bro

You: i think we all said fuck you to russia this year

Stranger: oh my god seriously

Stranger: like everytime they got a point they got booed

You: even though he has the hots for America

Stranger: yeah thats like totally obvious

You: i liked his song though

You: the twins were good

Stranger: i didnt really like them honestly

Stranger: i really liked switzerland's song though

You: i liked the hair weaving in the beginning

You: which was that?

Stranger: hunter of the stars

Stranger: canary guy

You: i think i was in the bathroom for that song

Stranger: aww

Stranger: itS GREAT

Stranger: AND THE WHISTLING

Stranger: UHRGHH

You: how a bout poland

You: did you watch the video

Stranger: polAND FUCKING GOT IT

Stranger: HES A FUCKING SLAVIC GIRL CHURNING

Stranger: butter

You: me and my friend counted the cleavage shots

You: shut it daner

Stranger: now sHAKE WHAT UR MAMA GAVE YA

You: we are slavic girls and we use our beauty

Stranger: THIS IS OUR NATURE

You: this is our...uhhhh..SHIT

Stranger: Yeah tHATS WHY I DIDNT DO THE NEXT PART

Stranger: IDK

Stranger: CAUSE IM TIRED OF BEIN YOUR SWEET CHEESECAKE

You: well you don't have to come tomorrow

Stranger: IM KIDDING BABY

You: suuuurrrreee

Stranger: YOU CAN CALL ME CHEESECAKE WHENEVER U WANT

You: nah your a danish

You: my danish

Stranger: OMF

Stranger: I cant i love you

Stranger: omg

Stranger: so much

Stranger: marry me

Stranger: right now

Stranger: sings marry me from last year

You: ummmmmm....you have to do it right

You: don't drag me to the altar

Stranger: i'll pop out of a cake

Stranger: and uhhh

Stranger: idk

Stranger: i havent thought about it throughly

You: ok ok at least say the words properly

Stranger: "norway i've loved you ever since the viking days. Will you marry me?"

Stranger: like that?

You: that long ago?.... ahhhhhh

You: ahhhhhh

Stranger: uhhh yeahhhh

You: damn so have i!

You: i will marry you!

had soo much fun with this person i was Norway

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