#hetzelpretzel

[kineticsquirrel]

hetzelpretzel

  america pls

I waited in line two hours to vote and it’s looking like my historically Republican state is leaning towards hillary so I’m fuckin pumped

Nice!!

[kineticsquirrel]

5 10 30

5. Do you chew on your straws?

Nah

10. Are you a heavy sleeper?

I wish, once I woke up because an ant sneezed 37 miles away

30. Do you fall for people easily?

I get random mini-crushes here and there but completely falling for someone is rare

[kineticsquirrel]

I'm sorry bout that. Can we still be friends?

Yes that works for me

[kineticsquirrel]

My sister wants to move to Australia to find a husband with a cool accent. Will you marry me to make her jealous?

Things are moving 2 fast

[forgottenhsfacts]

Since grandpa stuffed jade's dreamself's body through some time travel portal stuff, doesn't that mean he could have stuffed his own body through the same means?

The teleporter doesn’t work that way.  He was teleproted into the future because the Medium did not exist at his time when he used the teleporter.  And when he went home it teleported him right back to the time period he left.  Grandpa Harley had no way to teleport into Earth’s future or even ahead of his own timeline.

[officialmydad]

I hear you're a godless heathen who puts ketchup on everything. Thoughts?

Goddamn Patriot Act making my thoughts on ketchup and God all public and shit.

[everydreamrecorded]

aeronauticsdefensedominator answered:octopus

hetzelpretzel answered: octopus

thank you, i understand everything now haha

[macklesufficient]

Do you have the same futon as me

it's a very real possibility

its the generic one scad put in the dorm for us