#hey rowan

[autumnstar06]

Idk why watching a friend just fucking keyboard smash as a reaction makes me so happy

[blimbo-buddy]

in sharts and time, got ‘em

[113rd]

oppa peter griffin style

[keiysnan]

scorp

cap

[crownedwithashes]

@wayoftheold said: “I’d prefer not ta learn about bloodthirsty Daedra firsthand, actually. By Shor, I almost prefer your lecturin’.”

“How much do you know of vampires, truly?” asked the Gael. “You could, in all likelihood, benefit from such lectures.”

[chibiactionhero]

Sterek Fluff Fic Recs for yankeed00dledoctor

So @sagamoredarling​ asked me for a rec list of the fluffy fics for a friend ( @yankeed00dledoctor​ ) and like I need an excuse to go trolling for fic amirite?

Some of these I've read but just as many are ones I tossed in because they sounded adorable and like the kind of thing I’m going to go back and read once I’m done making this list:

Fight Me Helen by thedevilyousay

Important OTP question: Which one aggressively argues with the suburban soccer moms at the PTA meeting and flips Helen’s 9x12 pan of betty crocker brownies?

I’ve read this one and it’s very rare for me to burst out laughing in the middle of reading but this one got me.

Putting the F-U-N in Funeral by apocryphal

"Hale & Daughters Funeral Home," Derek says dully.

"Oh ho! And which daughter are you?"

Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It's going to be one of those calls.

(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)

This one is also a hella good read, one of my favorites. Bonus Laura and Cora!

i'm a sleepwalker by sourwofls

five times stiles sleepwalked into the apartment of the hot fireman next door (and one time he accidentally set something on fire).

I haven’t read this one but who doesn’t love a good 5+1 with added fireman!derek right?

Hot Mess by standinginanicedress

“I really -” Stiles rips his hand free of Derek's and clears his throat, taking stock of all the other things that were in his basket, how strewn all over the floor of the grocery store they are. “...I'm a normal, functioning human being, I swear I am.” “Right,” Derek says, and his mouth starts quirking up even more. Like he's amused, and like he absolutely positively does not believe for a second that Stiles is normal.

or the one where Stiles is a literal human disaster that ruins everything, and Derek finds it incredibly attractive

 Badly Timed Boners and A Failure To Communicate by eeyore9990

Suddenly, Derek is everywhere, and not just in that creepy, Edward Cullen, I'm-gonna-stalk-around-and-lurk-broodingly way.  Stiles doesn't know what's up with that, but he's pretty sure there's only one conclusion to be reached.

 We're all going to fucking die.

What It Means To Stay by alocalband

Derek's kid thinks that this Stiles person at daycare is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Derek eventually has to concede that his daughter may have a point.

I feel like I read this one a long time ago and enjoyed it but don’t hold me to it. I’ve read a lot of fic over the past like, year >_>

Peculiar / Interesting by standinginanicedress

“Don't you think he's strange?”

The boys watch as Stiles drops his half eaten donut on the ground, flails for a second before glancing all around as if checking to make sure no one's watching – and then scoops the glazed treat right back up and takes another bite, albeit with a guilty expression on his face.

“Strange?” Scott repeats, furrowing his brow.

“Yeah. Like – you know. Peculiar.”

THIS I have read and it is WONDERFUL.

Always Follow a Hippie to a Second Location by alisvolatpropiis

It’s hard to tell just how long his hair is but it’s night-black and shiny and soft-looking, little strands falling loose from the messy knot high on his head that Stiles feels strangely compelled to put his hands on, to grip tight, which is ridiculous. He’s never been into hippie guys or guys with long hair, but he’s thinking now he might need to reassess that life choice because damn, how much fun would it be to fuck that ass while tangling his hands in that hair like reins, pulling his head back and leaning forward to get closer to his moans….

This I haven’t read but I’m excited to *____*

Caught On Kiss Cam... Again by dylanofuckme (theplaidchesters)

The first time, the stranger-but-definitely-gorgeous Derek kisses Stiles briefly and chastely.

The second time, Derek doesn't get caught on the Kiss Cam, but he kisses Stiles anyways.

I Might Be A Fool by prettylittlementirosa

The thing about Stiles, though, is that for him, turned on and angry are not mutually exclusive feelings. He may be painfully hard but that doesn’t mean he’s not also ready to strangle Derek for having the audacity to act like this is something that’s happening to him, not something that is almost entirely his fault. So when Derek let’s out what must be his hundredth long-suffering sigh, Stiles snaps.

(or the one that was supposed to be a GRΣΣK AU but is mostly just a study in the gratuitous and inconsistent use of punctuation)

I feel like I read this and really enjoyed it? I could also have read it and hated it because I’m a bit leery on sorority/fraternity fics but I know there’s at least two that I really loved and I remember this plot summery so here’s to hoping it’s one of the ones I liked? Or, at the very least, you like it, lol

Freebies by Saucery

Stiles can't figure out why people keep dropping, spilling or breaking things in his presence. And offering him free stuff. Like, what the heck?

Rainy Days Never Prepared Him For This by allyasavedtheday

When Stiles left Beacon Hills for college he totally didn’t sign up for getting drenched every day when making his journeys from his apartment to the bus to campus and back again as soon as he moved out of the dorms. And yet, that’s his life and has been for the past four years.

But there is one upside.

Angry Umbrella Guy.

Never read this one but it had me at angry umbrella guy XD

Hemingway Can Suck It by KuriKuri

“For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”

Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.

(Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.)

THIS IS SO GOOD.

Of Bananas, Babies and Buzzkills by calrissian18

“Are you, um—What are you doing back?”  He looks as uncomfortable as Stiles feels and that’s some small consolation.

“You know, the usual.  Witches, I’m the highlander now, magic bananas.”

UG THIS ONE TOO. THIS ONE SO GOOD. ENJOY IT.

Not Every Tuesday by bansheehale

Every Tuesday morning at ten, like clockwork, Derek Hale would come into Stiles’ shop and get his stubble trimmed. Every Tuesday at lunch, Lydia would tell him how jealous she was that she couldn’t make it to work before him, getting stuck with perms. Every Tuesday evening, Stiles rushed home and into the shower to get the hair off of him, and to rub one out thinking about jawlines and beard burn on his thighs.

AND THIS ONEEEE

Emergency Contact by giantteenwolforgy

“My name is Deputy Hale. What’s the problem, sir?”

God. Damn. Of course, Stiles would call his dad about fucking diaper rash and end up talking to the hottest deputy on the force.

*snorts* Haven’t read this one but looking forward to it also

When any of the pack isn't at the big group breakfast the night after the full moon, it's Stiles' job to go find them.

This month, Derek's the one who's missing.

Good Cheer Inc. by rlnerdgirl, Swing Set in December (swing_set13)

Stiles starts sending anonymous letters to his grumpy neighbour, Derek Hale, to brighten his day. So what if he had to make up a fake letter writing company to just send Derek some good cheer. That's just a creative writing license.

This one looks like it’s been abandoned but the first chapter is hella cute and “finished” enough that I left it on the list.

CAPTIVE by writeonclara

It’s porn. Well, it’s sort of porn. Gay sort of porn. Definitely Not Safe For Work. Isaac pushes Stiles out of the way to frantically exit out of the browser before their manager catches them looking at porn.

Or:

Stiles thinks he has college all figured out (despite his sourwolf of a roommate), until he gets scouted to be a model for the popular werewolf skinmag, CAPTIVE.

I feel like I read this one a while back and it’s not exactly as fluffy as the rest but it’s still a really good read.

I hope you like them and I’m sorry about your dog :(

[chibiactionhero]

(not so) Pure Imagination (33178 words) by theroguesgambit Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, minor background relationships - Relationship Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Vernon Boyd, Erica Reyes, Scott McCall, The McCall Pack Additional Tags: Shared fantasies, slight dubcon themes, Anonymous Sex, with feelings!, Angst, Alternate Universe, but still mostly canon, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Insecurity, Pining Series: Part 1 of Object and a Dream Summary:

"There is a world where whenever someone fantasizes about you, you can physically feel it, but you have no idea who is thinking it about you."

Stiles knows it's wrong, but he's been Fantasizing about Derek and he can't bring himself to stop. Derek doesn't know who's taken an interest in him, but he's enjoying it way more than he probably should.

[chibiactionhero]

THE STILES IS BUCKY AND NATASHA'S LOVE CHILD STORY I WAS TELLING YOU GUYS ABOUT.

It’s part of a rec list that’ll probably be reblogged out of my queue last week but I already had Laura screeching at me to give her the link SO HERE YOU GO.