People who HAVENT listened to Hello from the Hallowoods: What doesn’t happen in the podcast?
Narrator flirts with the emotionless entity interrogating him
Guy joins a terrorist group because his house was haunted by a trans person
Girl finds her ex’s corpse in the Arctic and takes it home with her
Kid gets kidnapped an almost killed by a giant rabbit named Mr Friendly
Cats are actually sent by an otherworldly god to spy on us
Teenager stops being homophobic after getting shot by a lesbian
Girl stuck in The Matrix walks in on a wet dream
Autistic teenager is adopted by a sentient car
Frankenstein’s Monster accidentally kidnaps their friend’s clone during a rescue
Shiny bartender gives a random kid a gender identity crisis and then leaves
Group of detectives is also in a polycule
Horrible man become a gardener after failing to kill himself
