#hftmp hs

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In honor of TikTok going down, here is the best animation ever posted.

OP i hope ur still alive

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my next fanfic will be removing everyone except Davesprite from namco high and re-uploading it like this

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woke up in a cold sweat & had to make this gn

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if you miss 2013-era Character X Reader fan fiction and you’re also a homestuck fan, I’ve just finished uploading the first 5 Chapters of my Dave Strider X Reader college AU to ao3. There’s currently ~80 chapters drafted and I’ll be uploading one every other day!! It’s written in the style of old-era fanfic so go easy on me of you’re used to novel quality, lol.

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Homestuck in 2025 Headcanons

Based solely on vibes

-Karkat is Balkan

-Dave makes awful male manipulator indie music (specifically this) or horrorcore dark trap (or this). No in between.

-Viriska is 100% a lesbian but she thinks women are “too easy to push around” so she findoms men on Twitter.

-Dave has a Mango Geek Bar in his hand at all times and takes his shitty Honda Civic to car meets.

-Eridan gets into nation states & micronations, treats it like a real country, becomes enraged when you call it roleplay, and inevitably gets the cops called for making bomb threats against another micronation.

-Sollux plays League of Legends, only uses skins that look like hot women, and says shit like “you wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a Call of Duty lobby.”

-Sollux holds the Dark Souls speed run record.

-Terezi was a TikTok influencer but got canceled for saying she hates poor people. Now she’s trying to sell her Adderall prescription on the dark web.

-Rose also sells Adderall but as a fun hobby.

-Dave tries to sell weed once and immediately goes to jail. He uses his mugshot as his profile picture and lies about why he was arrested anytime you ask.

-Dirk shitposts exclusively on Facebook.

-Dirk calls himself a stoner but anytime he smokes, he freaks the fuck out and goes to the hospital.

-Equius is a country redneck with stereotypical southern politeness. He mails people photos of himself fishing.

-Eridan listens to some weird ambient music no one’s ever heard of (because he made it up) and Dave keeps getting angrier and angrier about it.

-Eridan posts shit like “my body is a temple” and trad wife propaganda. His comment section is filled with women posting screenshots of him asking them to sit on his face.

-Dave keeps posting on Snapchat begging for a “toxic big booty Latina to bounce on it crazy style.” The only person who views his story is John.

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how many times per year can you send someone anon mail begging them to update their fanfic from 2013 before it’s considered harassment

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ive never used CapCut before but I had to post this before I went insane