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Highschool Crap
So, yesterday in my Algebra class, (hi yes im a freshman) this kid was passed out all of first and second period, and then five minutes before the bell rings he starts mumbling in his sleep and then says “jesus fucking christ” and sits up. He looks my friend Vivianne dead in the eye and says “I am the yoyo master. And then he pulls out a bright, radioactive looking, green yoyo and says “There can only be one” and then he yeeted that shit at the kid in front of me.
You are not the worst, you are the best bad.
@pugecozone
“I’m going to skip class, walk down to the pond by the middle school, drown myself so I don’t have to take the test, then just.. come back because I want waffles.”
“Your advice is as useful as a paper made bomb shelter.”
Today a kid in my science class lit his notebook on fire and tried to blow it out, which led to it burning even more - to the point we almost had to put it under water. When it finally stopped burning, the ethanol he was boiling boiled up to the point the test tube couldn’t hold it anymore and it exploded all over the counter and then lit on fire because the bunsen burner was still on. It made a pretty fireball
Ok so I fucking love my band teacher
Our school district is weird so every class has to teach math (ew gross). But it’s band so... we play the entire time? My teacher’s method for getting around this bs rule? Confuse the hell out of the principal. What follows is a summary of their conversation, according to my teacher:
Teacher: Great. So, is there anything else?
Principal: One last thing, how do you work math into your curriculum?
(I should add, that as a typical American high school, we are completely centered around football literally no one gives a shit about the arts. My band made it to NATIONALS last year and the announcement we got was: “(teacher’s name) brought a /team/ of band students to nationals.” And that was it. So basically, the principal knows pretty much nothing about band. Anyways, continuing with this story..)
Teacher: Well, you see we have the typical 4/4 time, which when subdivided into eighth notes gets you 2/4 time, or if you’re feeling the mood 4/8 time. Sometimes if you want, there is a special time we use for special occasions such as waltz’ called 3/6 time, where it is counted in 2 and written in 6. (As he is saying all this he is writing random crap on the board, scribbles and a bunch of notes and numbers and is confusing the hell out of the principal) So! That’s the first part of the math we do in class. Would you like to hear more?
Principal: No.. no that’s enough. Thank you for your time.
My class: *cheers*
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“I think I’m gonna die next period.”
