Ocean Warlord!

Human rights for humans, Horrors for horror movies, Reese’s for breakfast

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[cornsword]

“What is pussy furry” girl i think about you more than rain

[cornsword]

I’ve got my playlist ready. I have a takeout order saved. I determined the best liquor store based on not just selection but how fast i can get there without major roadways. I’m buying fireworks to have on hand. I got extra gummies. I got extra lube. I’ve got my outfit picked out. I have my sick days saved up. I have plans with friends, and sleeping arrangements, I even have a secret social media account JUST FOR when things kick off, I have everything I need now except a HEADLINE.

[cornsword]

Oh yeah classical music is great, I uh

(reads smudged hand)

I love Tacobell Canyon….

[1980sactionfigures]

Slime Pit - Masters of the Universe (Mattel)

[projectquotemary]

*skipping stones across an artificial lake the Eridians made Grace*

Grace: This is nice.

Rocky, who does not understand this Earth activity: Take that you fucking lake.

[alexxuun]

What happens when Grace doesn’t sleep for 48 hours.

Based on this panel from Dungeon Meshi:

[cornsword]

My wife’s reaction to this is “Rocky could never be divorced.”

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[cartoonistfreak101]

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

[queen-mihai]

Reminder that just because somebody's got skills and fame doesn't mean they're not capable of dogshit opinions and NOBODY DESERVES YOUR LOYALTY IF THEY DON'T CONSTANTLY FUCKING EARN IT

[cornsword]

One day someone you follow will post “btw i’m jojo siwa’s dog” and you have to just go “yeah” and live your life

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

catra from she-ra and the princesses of power (2018)

Does Catra from She-Ra eat pussy?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 12

[cornsword]

[partasah]

So apparently someone found the lost episode of KTMA, K03, Star Force. It was found at a garage sale around Minneapolis and has been fully digitized. :)

you can read more about all this here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MST3K/s/WBQQPowmms

[blackbirdblueheart]

TAPES CIRCULATED

[fitsofgloom]

Eternia Trembles When The Masters Appear: Larry Opiela as He-Man, Leslie Wadsworth as Teela, Matt Mendenhall as Skeletor, and an unidentified model as Evil-Lyn. This was a promotional shoot for the 1983 debut of the "Masters of The Universe" Saturday Morning Cartoon produced by Filmation. Opiela appeared as He-Man at public events, and Wadsworth would also incarnate She-Ra in the later "Masters of The Universe" Power Tour.

[t00thpasteface]

the prime suspects in this case are gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk darth vader lo pan superman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan

[homunculus-argument]

diabetics in fiction are all like "okay that was my 2:45 alarm for my little juice box that I need to consume right now and if you don't let me you are literally threatening my life" and half of all diabetics I know are like "lol guess what yall I almost died again, forgot to eat lunch (it's currently 6 pm) and almost passed out in the shower lmao"

[cornsword]

I knew a player at my table whose solution to being a diabetic surrounded by treats he shouldn’t have was to eat them anyway and quickly give himself another shot.

I don’t see him for a while and next I know he’s saying he was misdiagnosed and not diabetic and just hitting himself with like a very normal insulin dose plus 2-3 for like years.

I also have a relative whose approach to diabetes is to avoid all extra sweets and carbs and just stick to 2 bottles of wine a day.

[bbyhog]

it's actually pretty dissapointing to see my non trans woman mutuals who were all up in arms about the note changes stay completely silent over this drastic huge banwave. We're not as important as your reblogs huh?

[bbyhog]

I envy any of you that get to be unaffected by this shit. I envy you for being able to close your eyes and go "not my problem!" maybe you pat yourself on the back for thinking it's a shame, but you're not gonna say anything. Our worlds are separate.

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[headspace-hotel]

This is horrible I can't see the number of notes on my posts at all without adding up everything in the chain

Cursed cursed cursed evil evil evil

[jv]

This is a terrible idea. Horrible.

EXTREMELY BAD HOLY FUCK.

This would kill the entire point of the reblog chain. Staff, please, don't do this. It will transform the reblog chain in just plain twitter quotes.

[jv]

Seriously, this is a tumblr-killer feature. This breaks the most fundamental way tumblr is different from any other social network. This makes tumblr just another blueskytwitterthreads. Or worse: An unfederated mastodon clone.

Please, stop this. Please, don't roll this out.

[jv]

Please, mutuals, post about this, comment and reblog the original post (while you still can without making it your own quote-post). I don't know if staff is looking or if the feedback would matter, but seriously, this is a terrible change that would kill tumblr as we know it. Please, don't roll it out.

[jv]

look, I can endure any kind of UI changes that are supposed to help tumblr-rookies to understand how this works. They may be a nuisance, but that's ok, we have x-kit or we can get used to buttons being here or there.

But this. This changes the data architecture. This changes the SINGLE THING that makes tumblr the "... yes and" website. This KILLS THE COLLABORATIVE POSTING THAT MAKES THIS SITE DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER MEDIA PLATFORMS.

Please, don't do this. Please, don't ship this.

[dakt37]

Tumblr has explicitly said in the past that they do not look at comments on their updates posts. You have to PUT IN A SUPPORT TICKET AND SELECT FEEDBACK FROM THE DROPDOWN

Tumblr Help Center

Find support resources and documentation for Tumblr

[cornsword]

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[headspace-hotel]

This is horrible I can't see the number of notes on my posts at all without adding up everything in the chain

Cursed cursed cursed evil evil evil

[jv]

This is a terrible idea. Horrible.

EXTREMELY BAD HOLY FUCK.

This would kill the entire point of the reblog chain. Staff, please, don't do this. It will transform the reblog chain in just plain twitter quotes.

[jv]

Seriously, this is a tumblr-killer feature. This breaks the most fundamental way tumblr is different from any other social network. This makes tumblr just another blueskytwitterthreads. Or worse: An unfederated mastodon clone.

Please, stop this. Please, don't roll this out.

[jv]

Please, mutuals, post about this, comment and reblog the original post (while you still can without making it your own quote-post). I don't know if staff is looking or if the feedback would matter, but seriously, this is a terrible change that would kill tumblr as we know it. Please, don't roll it out.

[jv]

look, I can endure any kind of UI changes that are supposed to help tumblr-rookies to understand how this works. They may be a nuisance, but that's ok, we have x-kit or we can get used to buttons being here or there.

But this. This changes the data architecture. This changes the SINGLE THING that makes tumblr the "... yes and" website. This KILLS THE COLLABORATIVE POSTING THAT MAKES THIS SITE DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER MEDIA PLATFORMS.

Please, don't do this. Please, don't ship this.

[dakt37]

Tumblr has explicitly said in the past that they do not look at comments on their updates posts. You have to PUT IN A SUPPORT TICKET AND SELECT FEEDBACK FROM THE DROPDOWN

Tumblr Help Center

Find support resources and documentation for Tumblr

[vintagewildlife]

Hey, don't fucking do this. If you go through with this update, I'm never coming back to this blog.

[cornsword]