#hipster nerd

[chupacabraatemybrother]

I'm enjoying this era of the named aesthetic bc now instead of calling my vibe a "scholarly goth gremlin" I can just say my style is "chaotic/dark academia" and people will understand.

At the same time, it's weird to know my way of being can be categorized like that. Get out of my house.

[shcmook]

To hear it is heaven, to sing it is paradise

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1- the Hipster Nerd, a character played by joe who sports a red sweater, a brown Ivy hat, black framed glasses, and facial hair. He’s smiling into the camera, a warm expression in his eyes. The colors are warm, with a gold filer over HN himself. there’s a red “HN” behind him. Callie and Marie amiibo are on top of a shelf with many nerdy books on it, including but not limited to Gravity Falls: Journal 3, Iron Widow, Zelda: hyrule historia, and Dragonology.

2- same nerd, same shelf. But now his brow is furrowed. His lip twists in disgust. The filter over him is tinted red with high contrast. HN is displeased.

3- both of the previous images, the warm smiling one placed above the displeased one formatted like a meme on the left side of the image. Text FILLS the right side, illegibly spilling off the sides of the panels, and descending into darkness. The legibly written words say “when me when I when…the good. When thing…good thing f…side has when there’s…a good thing for a go…i like LOVE this thing…like the drake meme…one is the Chad face…tive good owne when…thing positive smile…t it? Do you Get it? Do…O YOU GET IT I DONT H…..“When the thing is bad…Meme format get it? …personally I just do not…MEME FORMAT ONE IS…nd this is the BAD ONE…YOU GET IT?LIKE THAT…AND HIGHWAY EXIT ME…MAYBE CANCELLED IDK…THE THIN G ON THIS SIDE…GET RID OF IT I HATE IT…N I HAAATE THE THING …R DESTROY IT CAST IT…”

[hobisexually]

Your vibe? Okay: you're very persistent. If you want something, you will get it and there is no other option. It shows in your tags and in your posts. Also you're very open, this is gonna sound sappy but you have something very welcoming about you. That's why so many anons come and ask you for advice. You're also wise. So. Let's stop before it gets gross it's not even 11 pm. Bye hipster nerd.

i’m tipsy i can handle sappy right now i LOVE YOU

[savingmyvaginity]

So a lot more ppl are reblogging Twenty One Pilots now probably because of their new album. I now know what it feels like to be one of those nerds who hates that ppl are suddenly into the stuff that I'm into >.<

[bird-triangle]

Composite abominations are too mainstream.

Nixalegos

[saltandstarlight]

My inner hipster nerd rears it's head again.

[thehipsterlifeee]

Hipster nerd