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Ikumi Hisamatsu

Shuhei: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Rangiku: Even more humiliating than--

Shuhei: Let's not do this!

Rangiku: I'll have a martini, dry.

Shuhei, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this

Yumichika, about Rangiku: She likes mysterious guys.

Shuhei: Okay.

[ Later ]

Rangiku: Where are we going?

Shuhei: IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS!

Rangiku: I feel like doing something stupid.

Shuhei: I'm something stupid. Do me.

Shuhei: Hey Rangiku, what’s your number?

Rangiku, visibly texting: I don’t have a phone.

Rangiku: I just slept for 15 hours what did I miss?

Shuhei: This dick.

Rangiku: Oh thank god, I thought I missed something big.

Shuhei: So how’d you convince everyone to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Rangiku: I asked them if they wanted to embarass you, and they instantly said yes.

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