#hitman queue

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Colbert: How come Ray still doesn’t understand that I like him?

Fick: All you do is stare at him like a creep, and when you’re actually talking to each other, you’re mean to him.

Colbert: I’m not mean. That’s me flirting.

Fick: Oh boy.

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Trombley: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Wright: Okay, that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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You think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I’ve seen it?

Ray Person to Brad Colbert

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Schwetje: How many times do I have to apologize for that?!

Fick: Once would be nice!

Schwetje:…

Fick:…

Schwetje: No.

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Wright: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Colbert: Hey, Ray, how tall are you?

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I’m looking up “aneurysm” in a medical dictionary to see if I just had one.

Nate Fick

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Colbert: You packed condoms?

Person: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the earth.

Colbert: And condoms are the way to do that?

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Wright: I know we were on sketchy ground ethically and linguistically, but I –

Fick: Whatever you’re gonna say, save it for another ten seconds.

Wright: What happens in ten seconds?

Fick: Just hang on for another five seconds, and know that we’ve all been there at one point or another.

Wright: What happens in five –

Bryan: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY FUCK WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT?!