nsfw alphabet - Hob Gadling
These headcanons don't describe Hob with a specific partner so you can imagine him with whoever you like!
a – aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
A very conscientious and caring sweetheart, particularly if he's been more dominant during the sex itself. He's the one who goes to get a wet cloth and a bottle of water. He's very keen to cuddle, prefers to be the little spoon if possible. He also likes to talk about stuff, whether that be the sex or just random stuff from the day.
b – body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
He likes his own legs (thighs in particular), he feels like they’re strong and pretty sexy. On other people he loves the chest, spends a lot of time touching there, squeezing, biting, sucking, rubbing his beard against the soft flesh to make it red and sensitive.
c – cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Very dirty and messy. He is quite happy to spread cum everywhere, he likes the smell and sight of it, it pleases him immensely to mark his partners with his scent. If he's not rubbing cum into skin then he's happily licking/swallowing it. And he goes crazy when his partner cums on or in him, he likes to feel owned. Massive cumslut basically.
d – dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He loves to have sex outside. It takes him back to the olden days, fucking in a field or an old barn. He likes the fresh air on his bare skin. And the possibility of being caught. To the point where sometimes he'll sneak out to the garden early in the morning and get himself off while lying on the cool damp grass.
e – experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Certified man whore. There's very little that he hasn't done, but that doesn't mean that he's bored! He still loves sex as much as he did during his first time. He also likes the simple pleasures of getting each other off, nothing crazy, just lazy kisses and wandering hands.
He's not humble about his skills - he knows how good he is, and he might brag about it. Just a bit. Before putting his mouth to better uses.
f – favorite position (this goes without saying)
Don't make him try to pick just one! It can depend on the circumstances - if he's being fucked he likes to take it doggy style. Otherwise he's a big fan of cowgirl. He's the type to take his partner by the hips and lift them up and down on his cock.
g – goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He loves to make sex fun, loves to make his partners laugh. He tends to laugh a lot too, mainly because he's just having a great time. While he can certainly be serious and intense when appropriate, he likes to talk and tease. In fact unless he's thoroughly gagged, he will giggle and chatter away the entire time.
h – hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He's a beautiful hairy man, obviously. He never shaves his body hair but he does trim, and occasionally he makes a real effort to get his chest hair looking particularly gorgeous. It takes a long time! But it's worth it for the appreciation he gets. If a partner offered to help him out with the bush, he would definitely love that.
i – intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect.)
He's vocal, passionate and enthusiastic. When he's having sex, there's absolutely nothing he'd rather be doing. It's like him and his partner(s) are the only people left in the world, and he could probably break the bed and not even notice. And he's very good at bringing romance into the bedroom. He can do rose petals, champagne, candles and all the classics. He's just very good at making people feel loved.
j – jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Let's just say, he has a healthy masturbation habit. He likes to do it in the shower (or the bath, if he's feeling particularly self indulgent). He finds it a very reliable way to relax after a long day. If he has time, he also likes to finger himself.
k – kink (one or more of their kinks)
He's tried a lot of things and he has a lot of interests. His favourite thing is being allowed to submit to his partners, to have someone who will take care of him. He would like very much to lie back and be kissed, caressed, and seduced. He would like to be bound and gagged and lovingly spanked. To be spoiled and treated like something precious.
l – location (favorite places to do the do)
As mentioned previously, he's a fan of outdoor sex. He likes the idea of a bit of public action, a bit of groping in a quiet corner. He would very much like to do it in the New Inn, preferably after closing time when he can lay his partner out over the bar. But if that's not possible or practical, he's equally happy indoors! He likes sex in the kitchen, against the counter or over the table. All the inanimate objects in his home have seen A LOT.
m – motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Kissing is a big turn on, which can be inconvenient when he's just trying to casually make out with his partner and suddenly his dick is hard and ready to go. Any kind of teasing or talking dirty also immediately gets him in the mood.
n – no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
If his partner isn't interested or enthusiastic then he's not into it either. And while he loves kinky stuff, he isn't up for it unless it's all been thoroughly talked through beforehand.
o – oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
If anything he likes to give more than he likes to receive, mainly because he knows that he's very good at it and it's a reliable way to please his partner. He likes the taste, likes to swallow, like to sit under the table and pleasure his partner for as long as they choose to keep him there...
p – pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He prefers to take things slow. If he starts fucking quickly then he tends to lose control and things finish quicker than he'd like. So starting off slow is for the best. More time to tease and talk, and touch each other. He is nothing if not a very patient man.
q – quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Despite liking to take things slow generally, he is incapable of saying no to a quickie. It turns him on to know that his partner is so desperate and horny that they just can't wait! He's definitely in favour of having sex every day if possible, and if there's only time for a quick one, he's absolutely fine with that.
r – risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Nothing is too risky for this idiot immortal. He'll try anything once! And he's really interested in hearing about his partner's fantasies, he'd love to be the one who gets to make it a reality. Seriously, he's done a lot of totally bizarre and random sex stuff in his life, so he's never going to judge a kink or desire as "too weird".
s – stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Very good stamina (it took a lot of practice but he can control his orgasm very well and last for ages). However he's usually one and done, maybe two at a push. It's not really a problem considering that he can go for hours without coming!
t – toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
A lot of toys. Like. Maybe too many. He really likes to use them for solo-play, very happy to introduce them to his partners if they're interested. He doesn't NEED toys but he deeply enjoys the novelty and variety. And he loves to fuck himself on a massive dildo, especially if he has an audience.
u – unfair (how much they like to tease)
Such a tease. Mostly verbal, dirty talk, getting his partner riled up and desperate without even touching them. By contrast if his partner teases him he gets really whiney and desperate really quickly.
v – volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Oh God he's loud. First of all there's all the talking. Then the moaning and groaning. The whines and whimpers when he gets desperate. Even when he's being pounded so hard he can't breathe, he still makes these cute little "ah!" noises on every thrust. He has absolutely no concept of being quiet in bed.
w – wildcard (a random headcanon)
He likes undressing his partner and being undressed, especially if there's lots of layers. It feels like unwrapping a present. He also likes wearing pretty things like lingerie and jewellery. Call him a pretty boy.
x – x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
His dick is about 6 inches, dark, flushes a deep red at the tip. It's definitely thicker than it looks. His balls are bigger than average (and sensitive).
y – yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He would like to have sex every day, but he's not the type to complain if it's been a busy week with no action. He will get a little bit more pent up than usual, however, especially if he hasn't been jerking off either. His partner has to learn to accept things being a little more explosive than usual after a dry spell. He'll apologise and clean up the mess, though.
z – zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Aftercare first, generally with a little conversation, and then he's out like a light. He's happiest being cuddled as little spoon, but may roll over in the night and act as a big hairy blanket, draping himself all over his partner.
