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first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me
second, I love the feeling of people liking me
third, I was ignored as a child
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‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’
first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me
second, I love the feeling of people liking me
third, I was ignored as a child
hogwarts x links (mdni, all characters aged up)
harry potter
riding his face
thigh fucking
late at night
ron weasley
boob guy
dude will clock in no matter what
pounding you on your side
fred weasley
this is LITERALLY him omg
him pt2
how he usually fucks you:)
george weasley
he's into some kinky shit
squirting and breeding
waking you up in the morning
neville longbottom
jerking him off
he DEVOURS
riding him
oliver wood
eating you out
rubbing your clit
his fave
pomegranates and green apple (D.M)
Is it weird? That the moment draco smelled pomegranates during potions class, the first person he thought of was you
GENRE: fluff
PAIRING: draco malfoy x non slytherin reader
Draco malfoy had what he considered quote un quote "superior taste"
From his very own hogwarts house (slytherin, the best house ofcourse) to the people whose company he often found himself in (a small but close knitted group who knew eachother since birth) to the quidditch team he supported (falmouth falcons, need i explain?) to the food he liked (apples, specifically green) even to the scents he approved of (peppermint, his hair gel also admittedly smelled lovely!)
So when he was paired up with you, a fellow classmate from a different house, it was an understatement to say that he was utterly and beyond mortified
You were the complete opposite of him and all his so called standards in every single sense, it was remarkable how strikingly different the two of you were even by a distance
From the colour of your tie which contrasted with his green and silver ones, to the fact that you were friends with nearly the entire school even stinky potter (draco's words not mine) you didnt even play quidditch!!
and for some reason the cuffs of your sleeve always seemed to be stained with a reddish pinkish hue
Despite all these differences, the platinum haired boy with the permanent scowled etched to his face found himself sitting next to you with your sweet demeanour and kind eyes which seemed to mark your contrast even further more
AMORTENTIA | FRED WEASLEY
Pairing: Fred Weasley x fem!reader.
Summary: You've never considered Fred as a potential lover, yet the Amortentia says otherwise.
Warnings: None. A bit of angst, maybe? Reader doesn't feel seen, Fred acts like a git but he's secretly in love with her.
Author's note: I had this in my drafts, and I decided to post it now. I know it's short, but I liked this idea :)
"You recognised it, I suppose, by its distinctive mother-of-pearl sheen?" Professor Slughorn clapped his hands, enthusiastic. "Oh, do not be deceived by the delicious scent you might smell. It's the most dangerous love potion that ever existed."
His expression, though, was exhilarating.
As if he wasn't showing to a whole class of teenagers a potion that could change their lives forever if one only brings a nose close to the steam rising in spirals.
"Who wants to add something more? Come on!"
A Gryffindor slowly raised her hand, eyes locked on the spirals rising from the cauldron.
"It's supposed to smell differently according to what attracts us."
Professor Slughorn clapped his hands once again. "Very well, Mrs. Wilson. Care to reveal to us what you smell?"
The Gryffindor leaned closer, mumbling whatever kinds of scents she was smelling.
"Very good! Who else wants to try...? Blimey! Don't push and form a line."
One by one, everyone had nearer towards the cauldron, smiling and blushing.
You, on the other hand, didn't seem pretty excited to know how your supposed 'crush' smelled like since you hadn't one.
Or at least, that's what you thought.
You weren't in love, right?
Once your nose picked up the scent, you wrinkled your nose.
"Firecracker embers, sticky toffee pudding and freshly roasted coffee?"
You shouldn't have talked so loudly, yet everyone turned towards you.
"Oi, seems to me you're into an incredible guy," Fred Weasley murmured, winking at you.
You've just smelled Fred Weasley.
The same guy who was the complete opposite of you - easygoing, funny, and... basically a celebrity at Hogwarts.
Everyone knew Fred. Everyone was fond of his and George's jokes.
And you were basically the most reserved, shy, and quiet girl at Hogwarts.
You couldn't even work together, could you?
"How do you even know that I smelled something that I liked? Maybe this time it didn't work."
"I hate to disappoint you, Mrs. Y/L/N, but the Amortentia never fails."
Great. Fantastic. Thank you very much, Slughorn.
"See? Even Slughorn knows you're into me."
"I never said that I was into you! It could be literally anyone!"
"Yeah, don't think so. Everyone loves me, darling."
You let out a bitter chuckle, grabbing your notebook tightly on your chest.
"Well, I don't. I don't fancy a guy who likes to be at the centre of attention."
"Says the girl who speaks too loudly yet doesn't want to be seen," Fred murmured. "What's your name, by the way?"
That... that made you freeze.
"Seriously, Fred? We've gone to the same school since we were 11!"
"Mhmh, and yet I've never heard anything about you. Never seen you. Never considered you."
"You know what? Fuck you, Fred"
You've never talked to someone that way. You've never wanted to be seen since this moment.
Once you rushed outside the door of the classroom, you heard a small chuckle.
"Yet I've never been able to get you out of my mind, Y/N," Fred murmured, not knowing if you were hearing or not.
Because Fred, minutes ago, had smelled strawberries, vanilla, and old books.
Fred Weasley had smelled you.
Two posts in a day, hehe.
It was pretty short, but I liked the thought of the reader learning about her feelings thanks to the Amortentia!
Anyway, I would like to thank @uzmacchiato for the amazing dividers, as always☆
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Gentleman | R.L.
summary: remus lupin is the perfect gentleman.
pairing: remus lupin x fem!reader
includes: fluff, you and sirius are practically siblings, rem defending his girlfriend, someone gets pushed off a boat
a/n: all my inspo literally comes from the music i listen to 😭
James had invited the entire group down to the lake for the summer because it was the last summer before the last year of Hogwarts. He thought it should be memorable, and everyone loved the idea. His parents allowed him to borrow the lake house and boat, but only if everyone's parents were okay with it. Of course, your parents trusted you with your friends. The only rule was to stay in separate rooms from your boyfriend. Oopsies.
As the Potters’ boat slowed to a calm stop, the summer wind continued to blow through the air, the clouds nonexistent in the blue sky. The sun shimmered across the lake water and the radio played the top hits of the month, the sound drowning from the talking of the boat’s riders.
General Dating Headcannons
sorry this is harry potter. IM MAKIGNG A NEW FANON I HATE HOW THESE GUYS ARE WRITTEN ON HERE
theyre all GAY now. guess who my favs are
was gonna add cedric, lucius, some fanon characters (you know the ones) butttt yknow maybe later
MLM BLOG !! WOMEN DNI
Gryffindor
Harry
Chances are, you're his first relationship.
His preferred means of affection are gifts and words of affirmation.
He can be a little busy at times whether it be world saving or just studies, so he likes writing you letters a lot. Just small things catching you up on what he’s been up to or maybe date ideas.
While he does enjoy magical gifts, he also gives you muggle things if he can. Simple bouquets, normal boxes of chocolates, little trinkets.
Study dates are big ones for you two!
Enjoys wearing your clothes in public. Not like your robes or anything but scarves, gloves, ect. Basically anything he can subtly get away with.
You’re coming to his quidditch games and practices if you’re up for it.
If you’re on another team, he unintentionally goes a little easier on you. Yes, his teammates get on him for it.
Ron
Depends on whether or not this after or before Lavender.
Either way it will result in him and Harry in their bunks one night and Ron saying “I think I like other guys.” Out of nowhere btw.
Courting you, he doesn’t have much to give money and gift wise. He is more verbally affectionate and also friendly bullying.
Study dates that just result in you two cuddling, slacking off, whatever.
Very physically affectionate. PDA is usually kept to hand holding, quick kisses, arm around your shoulder or waist. Not even intentional, he just sucks at personal space with you.
Not a morning person so if you think you’re gonna wake up early and do stuff, then forget about it. His grip is like a constant bear hug when he sleeps.
He loves gifts. Won’t straight up tell you when he wants something, but you can definitely tell.
The conversation usually goes “Wow.. Look at this.” He shows you an item, trying to be cool about it. “Do you want it?” “I mean I don’t necessarily need it but..”
Fred and George
These two are lumped since the intro would be similar.
They’re lowkey a package deal ngl. You get one and you’ll be friends with the other doesn’t matter.
One would like you and tell the other. Scheming would ensue.
I mean if George liked you, Fred would be more teasing about it and also wingman.
Chances are it’ll end with a big grand gesture for you.
Okay time for individual.
Fred
Fred is a chronic schemer. It gets to a point where you can tell he’s planning something by the tone of his voice, a look in his eye.
#1 ragebaiting bf.
Very physically affectionate. No personal space. It’s a Weasley thing, everyone in this family is affectionate.
Also very verbally affectionate and chatty. A lot of your dates is just you two talking for hours.
Prank shop era, if you need a job you can definitely work there. Probably as a cashier or stocking shelves.
Yes he will prank you, you aren’t safe. It won’t be anything crazy, but you have to expect things. Especially if you happen to be a Slytherin.
Dates are either something insanely out there, or the opposite and just relaxing and cuddling.
If you’re both on the quidditch team, you two will have at least one broom race.
It’s hard to stay sad around him. Usually ends up with you laughing or in confusion from whatever he does to make you feel better.
He lowkey evil at times with his pranks, tell him to lock in.
George
Like his twin, he also is a schemer but is more chill about it. Sometimes he just does his jokes impulsively.
“You have something on your shirt.” Kinda shit. Just to keep you on your toes.
He pranks you still, but it never ends in a mess. Just small things that may inconvenience you for like 10 minutes.
Physically affectionate ofc, but is usually more private about it. PDA will just be casual things that make you look like really good friends.
Alone, he enjoys just having some part of him touching you. Could just be his foot touching your leg.
More big on gifts. Any kind, can even just be small trinkets that made him think of you.
Let him show off his skill in muggle tricks. Like yea it’s just lockpicking and like squirting flower trick but it’s fun to him.
Slytherin
Draco
He’s the one with the biggest struggle. Especially if it’s after dating Pansy. And especially if you aren’t another pureblood slytherin.
Once he’s over it enough to actually date you, he is still lost. With women, he’s supposed to be a bit of a gentleman, yes. What about with other guys??
He somewhat follows his father’s footsteps when it comes to affection. Reserved and like he’s some damn prince. And you of course also being a prince.
Hand kisses. I don’t care argue with a wall. Soft kisses.
Gift giver just because he can honestly. He has the money, he can share.
Gives you his coat when it’s cold, holds doors for you, pulls out chairs for you.
Probably somewhat emotionally constipated, so he gets all awkward when you actually reciprocate. Don’t take it as he hates it, because he doesn’t.
He’s used to people glazing him, and affection from his parents, but it’s different because of how much he likes you.
When he’s actually used to dating you, he goes back to normal and teases you a lot. But he’s the only one who can do that.
Targets you if you’re on opposing Quidditch teams. Just because he knows you’ll distract him if you’re actually good at the game.
Smug cat. Especially during study dates and he ends up smarter than you at a subject.
Theo
I have no idea where people decided he was a CHAIN SMOKER but ERR ERRR WRONG.
This guy goes to bed at 9:30 sharp every night and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Probably won’t tell anyone about his crush on you, so when it happens it will be a surprise to everyone.
He is a loner, quiet guy. Probably journals things about you that he notices from afar.
When finally asking you out, he has a perfectly cultivated plan for just how it will go down. That is until you go off script and suddenly he’s left lost.
Either way, it’ll end with him giving you your favorite snack, maybe flowers, and asking you out.
He doesn’t play quidditch or really care for it one way or another. But if you play, he will be there silently cheering you on.
Theo enjoys study dates but a chunk of it usually is: Theo is already done with the work, so now he looms over your shoulder explaining things to you.
He also isn’t the most patient so lowkey just tells you the answers sometimes if you really bother him enough.
Not physically the strongest, and is rather light. Pick him up and he’ll fold immediately.
Blaise
Was raised mostly by his mother, so he was raised to be a gentleman when he got a girlfriend.
You aren’t a girl, but he still does try at it.
High chance you’re his first boyfriend, so he is somewhat lost on how to go about it.
After about 2-3 weeks of confusion and questions, he locks in and keeps his gentleman nature.
Not big on words or PDA. But he does do gifts. He’s rich as hell from 7 fathers worth of life insurance.
While he isn’t good with words, he is very greedy for compliments and verbal affection.
Doesn’t do study dates sorry. He thinks you’ll end up distracting him he needs to lock in on his own.
Loves silently ragebaiting you sorry. Especially if you’re a Gryffindor and on the Quidditch team.
Like yea he’s in love with you, but he won’t throw a game of Quidditch.
“Did you really throw a Bludger at me when I wasn’t remotely near you?”
Blaise:
Misc
Severus
Awkward old man. Not verbally affectionate or physically really. Just sorta looms around you.
Honestly he’s new to dating, he only ever liked Lily, and we saw what happened there.
Guarded kinda, melt that ice wall king.
He loves you a lot, he’s just so unsure of how to show it. Settles on acts of service and gifts.
He does it in the way where you can’t even question it.
Can’t do something immediately? He’s already on it don’t even worry.
He’s sassy with you still. The type of guy to say ‘No’ when you ask him something when he is in fact already on it.
Prefers quieter dates. Perhaps some reading together or a nice dinner date.
If you’re another teacher at Hogwarts, he will visit you in between classes to check on you.
Grading papers next to each other in complete silence.
Lowkey a gossiper. Like he doesn’t even fully mean it, he just starts talking about students or faculty business outloud.
Sirius
Awkward gentleman.
He was raised to be a good husband for a woman, but now he’s fresh out of Azkaban and also with you.
He’s read his share of romantic novels and has a vague idea on how to treat his partner.
Holds doors for you, kisses your knuckle, flowers, ect, ect.
He just gets surprised if you do it back to him. Not a bad surprised, he’s actually ecstatic.
Enjoys his cliché dates but also likes getting creative with them. Maybe something a little unorthodox just to mix it up.
Big on physical affection and also words.
Hugs you around the house, cuddles a lot, non-sexual neck kisses.
He’s touch starved from prison okay, he’s all over you.
Dog tendencies.
When you come back home, he greets you with a hug and also sniffs you.
Tends to stay close to you in public, always holding your hand or just generally drifting towards you.
Enjoys giving you his clothing. Scarves, coats, ect. Probably a scent thing with him.
*Tiny* bit of a possessive streak to him.
Will tell you whatever’s on his mind and that means everything. Even the unhinged or weird shit.
Remus
Remus was the one to ask you out first. He could easily tell there were some chemistry between you two and simply decided to go for it.
He was incredibly scared of rejection but still went for it.
Incredibly perceptive, especially with you. Can tell when something’s off just by near guessing. He will try to wait for you to come to him, but there are times where he’ll just blurt out how you feel.
Very nurturing, making sure you don’t overwork, forget to eat, sleep and everything.
Up late in bed reading a book? He’ll dog side eye you until he deems it too late.
Deeply afraid of hurting you during full moons. Tends to just hide away from you or lock you out.
At one point, he does trust you (and somewhat himself) enough to let you watch out for him during the full moon.
Can be a little awkward at times with his affection, but does try. Enjoys giving small gifts. Mainly small carryable trinkets.
Easily wooed by verbal affection.
Hogwarts Legacy feel free to ignore
Garreth
Garreth’s crush on you was obvious. Constantly side eyeing you in class, asking to hang out a lot, physically affectionate but just enough to seem more than friendly but not romantic entirely.
He was lost on how to date a guy, so before he asked you out he asked some girls on how they would ask a guy out. He said it was for his girl crush but whatever.
When he finally gets with you, it’s like having an overgrown orange cat.
Chatty, scheming, and probably high and sugar.
Has burned your eyebrows off at least once and has graciously repayed you with gifts and sorrys.
Staying up late in Gryffindor tower just talking a bunch.
You can either try to stop his potion making or encourage it. Encouraging will probably end with both of you in detention.
Sebastian
Pretty friendly guy. Came up to you first probably.
He acts extra friendly with you unintentionally. He says you’re just good friends until it hits him sooner or later.
When he does ask you out, he’s straight up but very awkward. Can’t sit/stand still when he’s asking.
Physically affectionate. Incredibly. Arm around your shoulder, bunch of kisses, practically attached by the hip.
Gravitates towards you naturally.
Enjoys teasing you. Friendly and loving bullying.
Detention dates if those count. He prefers to try and keep you out of the detention part of his schemes, but if it happens, it happens.
Your biggest hype man. Quidditch player? He’ll be your biggest fan. That weird underground dueling club? He’s either gonna be your partner everytime or cheering on the sidelines.
Yes he glazes you, what do you expect?
If you are going down the cursed Anne plot, he will be relying on you to help. You could either go with the dark arts or maybe direct him to other ideas.
Ominis
Ominis is a hard guy to get close to, high chance Sebastian introduced you two.
Theres an even higher chance that you’ll have to ask him out first.
If he does ask you out, he tries not to overthink it too much. Just a casual lunch between you two alone, or maybe a walk through Hogsmeade.
He’s a fan but also repulsed by physical touch at the same time. He has to slowly ease into affection with you.
Enjoys hand holding mostly. Also lying his head on your lap.
Prefers to be the date planner, also he just hates surprises.
Hard to hide things from his surprisingly. He can tell when something’s off with your tone.
Enjoys study/homework dates with you. 50/50 chance you’ll end up just sitting in silence next to each other though.
Does enjoy just being in your presence. Sitting in the same room and just doing different things.
when he finishes inside you and you expect him to pull out, but he continues humping your cunt, spreading more of your slick across your inner thighs, whimpering in your ear that he can’t stop because you’re so fucking wet
𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃𝐋𝐘, 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 !! (𝖍𝖕 𝖛𝖆𝖗!)
❝𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞... 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝.❞ - 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 (𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦) (𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦) 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭-𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘨𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴- 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘴. 𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘺- 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘉𝘖𝘔𝘉𝘈𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘊 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘳𝘴... 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴- 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘴. 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴.
(𝑶𝑩𝑺𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑽𝑬! 𝑽𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑹𝒀 𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑿 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹.) (𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑭 𝑺𝑶𝑪𝑰𝑨𝑳 𝑴𝑬𝑫𝑰𝑨 𝑨𝑼!!)