You know, considering I'm just about entirely done with my oldest sister and having processed a bit of just how insidiously horrible she was for me growing up AS WELL as the fact that my headbutting with her started over her insisting on deadnaming me cause "its too hard for her" AS WELL as the fact XIV is having us participate in No Mow-vember so we can grow out the missing Johnny Silverhand beard like...
I honestly can't wait for her to deadname us with our female name while we are here rocking a base voice and a fucking beard and just look like a fucking idiot this Christmas.
Like the list of grievances I have with her is non-exhaustive at this point and unless she has some really really really good apology skills and insight that she develops out of thin air, she can kiss my sorry ass.
Its not even remotely about the insult of deadnaming at this point, but I'd also like to say I'm 10,000x the man her perverted husband is. 👀
Literally though our dead name is about as classic feminine as like Susan or Laurie and so just full on- LOOK. XIV WHEN HE DREESSES UP LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY SILVERHAND WITHOUT THE BEARD.
ONCE WE GET THE BEARD PAIRED WITG OUR FASHION AND OUR DEEP VOICE CAN YOU IMAGINE SOMEONE CALLING US SOMETHING LIKE SUSIE OR SOME SHIT
ID ALMOST SAY ITD BE HILARIOUS
I'm almost excited for Christmas, solely cause if she shows her face around me she'll have to Deal With It and either get with the program or look like an idiot
-Riku slightly influenced by XIV














