#honestly ..

[velcrooooo]

happy mcc day lads i am going to have fun larping as a middle aged dad who cares a lot about football

i will drink apple juice and yell at the tv and uuuhhh idk get my fake wife to get me and the boys snacks or something i don't actually know what people who like sports do

[gayporcelain]

uhhhhhhh kate better not be dead !!!!

bitch imma kill you

[maskforged-a]

snep  +  classroom environment threads  =  how many detentions can i give out in one conversation 

[menta1-illness]

why do people talk to me

[faepunkprince]

Ok, here’s the thing, I need to be able to buy groceries,, so if you’d like to commission me for something like these, full color with shading, they’ll be scanned and sent to you so the photo quality will be better than the current examples

I’m willing to draw:

-Ocs, OTPs, OT3s, fanart, gore, some nsfw, some furries (i’ll give it my best shot)

Will not draw:

-Mech, certain kinks

I’m not putting a slot limit but i will make an ordered list so i can keep track. I’ve got a long stretch of time off work, which means my next check is going to be miserable, as is I really don’t have the money for the food shopping and stuff i need to do.

I’m charging $5 for one character, if you’d like more than one character in it we can work something out. It also does NOT have to be a bust, I can do full-bodies as well, or a waist up. Message me @lyricalparadox or at @dorisdoodles if interested.

Please reblog and spread this, every bit helps! 

[crue11]

yall americans control ur orange guy he's sticking his nose in our persian gu.lf .

[lifeisadrag]

I wonder how many times I'm gonna catch feelings for a girl while she thinks we're just cutesy GAL PALS

it's so CUTE pretending we're GAAAYYYY

Bitch let me l o v e you