Hookah Squad™ vs. Shirley's Diner

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Hookah Squad™ vs. Shirley's Diner
Christy: Hillary can suck my ass.
Me: what?
Christy: Hillary Clinton.
Me: oh I thought you meant our Hillary.
Christy: oh she can still suck my ass.
Me: like straight up, suck my ass Hillary, not hanging out with us.
I thought I was your friendpatine!
Christy, about feeling personally attacked when mutuals don't reblog from you
Shit drunk hookah squad did last night: > left my tumblr app open on the table at the pub with @twinkocelot art in very plain view and our server totally saw it > I didn't realize it until Randa told me AFTER the server left > got recognized by the dude at Burke's after only one other time being there > Randa giving a drunk retelling of the plot of an anime that I recorded > Randa's tiny spoon collection > the woo guys that Christy and I did not stop making fun of > forgot which bar we were at when I went to the bathroom at Brazen Head > Christy reminded me that I had a half eaten burrito in my car and I left it anyway when Ian picked us up > some dude got the cops called on him/kicked out of Brazen Head cuz he was pushing people and threatening everyone > so many tiny shot glasses
🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 #hookahsquad
SET BACK THE CLOCK
IT HAS NOW BEEN ZERO DAYS SINCE CHRISTY HAS MADE FUN OF ME FOR SCREAMING BECAUSE SHE GOT IN MY CAR WHILE UPTOWN GIRL PLAYED.
@ talkstripsgetknit/hookah squad
why have we not started a D&D campaign??????
oh so me and christy were hanging out today because we both had the day off and we went to legends to look at comics (nothing i want is out yet waaaah) and then we decided to meet up at lina’s over by her place for burritos and shit and i’m waiting in the parking lot for her to get there just dicking around on my phone and listening to uptown girl on the radio and suddenly my fucking passenger side door opens and i SCREAMED I FUCKING SCREAMED AND IT WAS CHRISTY AND SHE GETS IN MY CAR CRYING WITH LAUGHTER BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE MURDERED IN A LINA’S PARKING LOT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WHILE UPTOWN GIRL WAS PLAYING