#horrible parenting

[gracebatfamsidebloglol]

You will have to take Golden Age Bruce Wayne from my cold dead hands.

[kiwikipedia]

Can we agree that Kimblee would have even been a better dad than Tucker?

[gettokjlme]

My parents

Are way too controlling and I'm so tired of it. I really wanna scream. And I just want to not be here, and be able to take care of myself.

[ouroboros-panacea]

Ok so

I recently rewatched the Yandere Simulator childhood video (About Ayano’s childhood and growing up), and then I remembered Ayano’s stand [Bad Romance].

JoJo part 5 Vento Aureo came out.

So I thought.

Ayano growing up…but with La Squadra. Because I have terrible ideas and I’d like to share them with you guys.

(Picture below doesn’t belong to me)

(it’s going to be a dumpster fire but hear me out)-[Warning for potential ooc]

Headcanons under the cut.

The Aishi family moving over to Italy when Ayano is still a child

Therefore she never meets Taro/Senpai

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Mama Ryoba proceeds to get a job in the mafia (*cough* in Passione’s La Squadra *cough*), Papa Aishi still works. It’s to keep up a facade for other people so they’ll view them as a “normal” family

(Ryoba has a stand. Headcanon is this universe that all Aishi Women have stands)

Seeing as Ryoba has to teach little Ayano the ways of the Aishi women

She brings her to work like any sane person would (no)

At first, everyone in La Squadra is confusion™ because who brings their child to the HOUSE FULL OF DANGEROUS ASSASSINS. (They’re also surprised that Ryoba has a kid (except for Melone and Risotto, they know she has a kid))

Of course with varying degrees of poker face

But seriously. They’re all surprised that Ryoba is letting her personal life into the mafia one. They can all tell that she’s kind of nutty, but not THIS MUCH.

And then they meet Ayano

Ryoba prompts her to greet them

She does, with a lackluster “Hello” and a shallow bow.

She’s…incredibly quiet and calm. Not what they expected from a young child. Ayano also follows her Mother’s words to a “T”.

They expected a fussy kid who’s probably kind of bratty as well, because kids amirite?

But they all feel like something is wrong with how robotic and emotionless Ayano’s demeanor is. They may all be lacking in experience with children, but even they know normal kids wouldn’t act like that.

They don’t say or do anything for now.

They still don’t know why Ryoba brought her to the hideout though. 

Then normal La Squadra shenanigans happen, and someone gets hurt.

Ayano instantly brings out a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a soft towel at her mother’s command. She goes over to the floor, where there’s blood staining it.

Pouring a few drops of hydrogen peroxide, she then wipes away the blood.

Ryoba is silently staring at her with an incredibly creepy smile.

Everyone else realizes that there is most definitely something wrong with the Aishi family.

No one will comment on it. It’s not their place to.

It’s only the start of Ryoba teaching Ayano how to kill someone and get away with it

So yeah we’re off to a great start here :D (*cough**cough* This is terrible *cough**cough*). This is part 1 of the Yandere Simulator x JoJo part 5 Vento Aureo crossover headcanons. You’ll be seeing more of my horrible ideas for this crossover soon.

end me

[kittenwaffiez]

What the actual fuck.

Today I went to the Zoo and there was this I think about 12 year old kid who had a fucking harness on. It literally looked like one of those like dog leash harnesses and this person’s mom was walking their child through this zoo on a leash and he looked like he wanted to die. If your child is like 4 and is trying to constantly run a way from you then sure, I’ve seen people with their tiny toddlers who have those cute little backpacks with a leash that comes off it. But like holy shit theres better ways to teach your 12 year old son not to run away from you, keeping them on a leash is just gonna make them wanna run away. Like to me this crap was just horribly messed up. I told my mother about it and she completely agreed.

[pro-prin-prinny]

You literally can't tell anyone anything. His own dad? You just ruined your son's life. This isn't some kind of learning moment. This is an emotional support moment.

[novas-a-novice-artist]

my mom when I order out too much: DO NOT. USE YOUR MONEY FOR SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS

my mother after asking me for 1500 dollars so she can buy a bookshelf: This is a perfectly reasonable and normal thing to do

[wherewisteriaends]

TW : Angst & Parental Abuse

I'm considering some backstory ideas for my characters, and how do you think those two situations would develop ? 1) A parent that tells you their love knows no limits, that you will always be their child and that they love you more than anything but treat you without love or respect the minute, still saying they love you, the minute you don't meet one of their expectations. 2) A parent that tells you looking at you right in the eye in the most calm tone that their love knows limits and they could cease to love you but they never specify their conditions. I know, I know, both horrible. But I think the child's reaction would be quite different but I have a hard time figuring how, so that's why I'm asking. What are you takes ?