#heancanon

[tex-blades]

This is your regular reminder that regardless of what canon may say, Yasha is taller than Fjord.

[ouroboros-panacea]

Ok so

I recently rewatched the Yandere Simulator childhood video (About Ayano’s childhood and growing up), and then I remembered Ayano’s stand [Bad Romance].

JoJo part 5 Vento Aureo came out.

So I thought.

Ayano growing up…but with La Squadra. Because I have terrible ideas and I’d like to share them with you guys.

(Picture below doesn’t belong to me)

(it’s going to be a dumpster fire but hear me out)-[Warning for potential ooc]

Headcanons under the cut.

The Aishi family moving over to Italy when Ayano is still a child

Therefore she never meets Taro/Senpai

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Mama Ryoba proceeds to get a job in the mafia (*cough* in Passione’s La Squadra *cough*), Papa Aishi still works. It’s to keep up a facade for other people so they’ll view them as a “normal” family

(Ryoba has a stand. Headcanon is this universe that all Aishi Women have stands)

Seeing as Ryoba has to teach little Ayano the ways of the Aishi women

She brings her to work like any sane person would (no)

At first, everyone in La Squadra is confusion™ because who brings their child to the HOUSE FULL OF DANGEROUS ASSASSINS. (They’re also surprised that Ryoba has a kid (except for Melone and Risotto, they know she has a kid))

Of course with varying degrees of poker face

But seriously. They’re all surprised that Ryoba is letting her personal life into the mafia one. They can all tell that she’s kind of nutty, but not THIS MUCH.

And then they meet Ayano

Ryoba prompts her to greet them

She does, with a lackluster “Hello” and a shallow bow.

She’s…incredibly quiet and calm. Not what they expected from a young child. Ayano also follows her Mother’s words to a “T”.

They expected a fussy kid who’s probably kind of bratty as well, because kids amirite?

But they all feel like something is wrong with how robotic and emotionless Ayano’s demeanor is. They may all be lacking in experience with children, but even they know normal kids wouldn’t act like that.

They don’t say or do anything for now.

They still don’t know why Ryoba brought her to the hideout though. 

Then normal La Squadra shenanigans happen, and someone gets hurt.

Ayano instantly brings out a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and a soft towel at her mother’s command. She goes over to the floor, where there’s blood staining it.

Pouring a few drops of hydrogen peroxide, she then wipes away the blood.

Ryoba is silently staring at her with an incredibly creepy smile.

Everyone else realizes that there is most definitely something wrong with the Aishi family.

No one will comment on it. It’s not their place to.

It’s only the start of Ryoba teaching Ayano how to kill someone and get away with it

So yeah we’re off to a great start here :D (*cough**cough* This is terrible *cough**cough*). This is part 1 of the Yandere Simulator x JoJo part 5 Vento Aureo crossover headcanons. You’ll be seeing more of my horrible ideas for this crossover soon.

end me

[victorian-lad]

Sanders Sides Headcanon

When Logan gets depressed he sits in his room crying and eating Crofter’s Jam straight from the jar.

Nothing else, just straight up Crofter’s jam. 

[tex-blades]

But what if Fjord's patron has more influence over him the longer he's near or on the ocean.

[paintmybodyxargent]

oh my gosh that xmas ship meme is adorable. scallison!

Ship Meme - Xmas Edition send me a ship & I’ll answer the following:

Who starts putting up decorations in October? Neither of them, but Scott can casually buy things when he sees something nice.

Who buys the advent calendars? Allison.

Who places mistletoe all around the house? Both. In the places they more likely to appear.

Who wraps the presents for other people? Together. Whey’d watch a christmas movie, chat and cuddle doing it.

Who puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree? Allison. Scott would take her at his arms and she’d do it.

Who’s the one that hates eggnog? Allison.

Who’s the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests? Allison tried and failed, so they’d buy them.

Who sends out the Christmas cards? Allison. For both of them, because she enjoys it and her handwriting is beautiful. 

Who knows all the words to twelve days of Christmas? Scott.

Who’s the better snowman builder? Scott.

Who starts snowball fights? Scott! Allison’d be like oh, it’s cold, and my make up but when you get her started…

Who’s the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly? Allison.

Who has the ugliest Christmas sweater? Scott. (Allison’s gift xD)

Who still writes from Santa on the gifts? Allison.

[madison-bodt-kirschstein]

Headcanon question for Madison :: How does she feel about Queen Historia?

Madison is fascinated that both her dad and papa know Historia from the three years of training and actually are friends with her. When Madison came into the picture, Historia was already queen so that’s all she’s ever seen her as. She would love to talk to her and get to know her too, maybe ask what her parents were like when they were younger (Sweetie no, your dad was such an ass when he first joined the 104th)

Bonus:

Because I just need to share this as I will never not find it hilarious: it’s completely crack and I really wouldn’t try to work it into any legit headcanon. I was going through headcanons with a friend, and we came up with one where at one point, the scouts are off on a mission so Marco’s taking care of Maddie on his own. And Maddie has a first time misadventure with a monthly girl problem. Panicking, Marco goes to the first person he thinks of. The Queen.

And then just Historia partially like “Marco are you serious right now? I’m not sure you’ve noticed but I’m a Little busy at the moment.” but then partially also “Alright, c’mere Maddie lemme help.” And like anyone else in the room just “wtf is going on is he really asking the queen for that type of help?”

I just, the visuals of that crack headcanon will never not make me laugh.

@sincerely-petra

[swaggermcjagger]

Crisp smiled at Blue and said "love you too, nerd" And that just hits Stretch like a freight train. Blue never told Stretch he loved him in such a happy carefree tone. It hurts to see Blue so happy with someone else. And Stretch knows that the only one to blame is himself. (Also, headcanon that Crisp and Comic showed Blue the movie Die Hard, and now Blue won't stop saying "yippee-ki yay motherfucker" and it cracks Crisp and Comic up whenever he says it.) (2/2)

thats what you get,  Stretch

plus that headcanon is great

[fangirlingatthreeam]

Malec Headcanon

Headcanon that even though magnus complains about them when alec is away on a long mission he wears one of alecs ratty old black hoodies and when alec gets home late one night he sees magnus snuggled into one of his hoodies and its really big on him and alec just kisses his cheek and pulls the canary yellow or aquamarine blue blanket over him with a little smile.