Hazbin Rant, from a slightly new perspective:
I know I've complained about this show plenty of times. I still do not like it. But I got a new job and I've been working here for over 2 months.
Ironically, I work at a hotel.
Anyway, something I've noticed about HH is that.. it has nearly zero staff.
Think about it:
Charlie is the owner (who does next to nothing)
Vaggie (still hate that name) is the... Security? Manager? I don't know
Husk is the bartender / concierge
Nifty is a housekeeper (the only one too, which is insane. For a hotel that big having only *one* housekeeper is ridiculous. No wonder that hotel is always murky looking. Nifty needs a crew)
Alastor is an investor (who also does poor marketing, apparently) and while he can summon objects out of nowhere for... reasons, I guess. He's so damn stubborn he's rarely ever helpful.
And... That's it.
There's no laundry crew, (unless you count Nifty for that as well, which again, way to overwork her)
There's no maintenance crew- can't you at least have Sir Pentious do that? I can tell you one thing, without a maintenance person, a hotel falls apart. It is Hell (edit: pun not intended)
There isn't even an actual front desk to check people in.
The few staff there is doesn't have clear uniforms.
On top of a lack of actual staff, the Hazbin hotel has *nothing* to do!
A hotel that size and that fancy is supposed to be luxurious.
There's not even a breakfast room! There's no pool, no art activities (which is commonly used in rehabilitation, by the way, so this hotel should have that) there's no designated outdoor area for pets.
What about complimentary soaps?
Like, for a hotel owned and run by literal royalty, this place is looking a lot like a glorified motel.
I get not all those details are necessary for a show, but I feel like a show about a hotel should have at least some hotel-based things in it other than a tall building.
I know this mostly feels like minor stuff, but it's something that's bothering me.
