“If these Nords had a bit of red in their blood, this “war” would have been over long ago.”
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“If these Nords had a bit of red in their blood, this “war” would have been over long ago.”
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Last Dragonborn: You really put everything aside and came here for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lydia: Several traffic violations.
Miraak: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Ralof: Roughly thirteen bottles of skooma.
Serana: Also, that's not our horse.
Lydia and Vilkas striking a pose in Driftshade Refuge
Anglo-Saxon huscarl
I feel the time has come
It is on this day I proclaim the Jarldom of Beōburg, and the Imperial Realm of Dannahiem
To all royal houses of micronations that may see this, I humbly invite you into my court
Should I take well enough to you, I shall possibly deem you worthy of Thanehood, or maybe you may become one of my Huscarls
I implore all those with an appreciation of #history long past, or with mind and wit sharper than a Daneaxe in the realm of #strategy or #warfare
My court is open to all those who may be dispossessed or downtrodden
Prompt 3: Friendship. Meet Ilfrid, my housecarl NPC, peeling potatoes as she waits for her Thane to return from her adventure. Because if you had anything potato-based waiting for me when I came home, you'd have my undying friendship and loyalty
A long house sat nestled among the trees, the windows shone brightly from the lights within & smoke issued from an opening in the roof. Firmly nailed to the door was a pictogram of a horned helm with a red X through it.
Inside the meat & mead flowed freely on the large table that was crowded by the various housecarls of Skyrim.
‘Did any of you reach an Overlook the normal way?’ asked Lydia, taking a healthy swig of mead. ‘Because I never did.’
The group shook their heads & few rolled their eyes.
‘2 days jumping & climbing when there was a perfectly good set of stairs a mile down the road.’ grumbled Rayya.
‘I don’t think the Dragonborn knows what stairs are.’ laughed Calder.
‘Perhaps we should show her.’
‘The shock alone would kill her.’
The table erupted in laughter.
‘Good in a fight though.’
‘Aye, if only she’d stop running through traps.’ said Jordis, shaking her head. ‘I barely made through some of those Dwemer ruins.’
‘Or accidently hitting you with her sword.’
A few of the housecarls nodded.
‘Some of those enchanted blades stung.’
‘I was so furious, I chased her through half of Blackreach.’ chuckled Gregor.
‘What about her habit of running into a room full of enemies?’ remarked Lydia.
As one, the group looked at the Whiterun housecarl.
‘Says the woman who runs full speed into giant camps.’ snorted Valdimar. ‘We’ve all heard the stories.’
‘What? I like a challenge.’ Lydia said defensively.
‘20 bandits is a challenge, rushing a giant is suicide.’
‘I’m still here, aren’t I?’
‘Indeed you are.’ said a hooded figure. ‘It seems you dislike this Dragonborn.’
The housecarls paused, realising how their words must seem to the stranger.
‘We do not dislike her. It’s just...’
‘We just wish she would be more careful.’ said Iona carefully. Though she could not see the stranger’s face, there was something familiar she couldn’t place.
The stranger flipped back her hood.
‘Then pass me some mead & let us discuss my faults.’ said the Dragonborn.
(banging pots and pans) SKYRIM OC HYPERFIXATION RESURGENCE BABEYYYYY