Skeleton or your choice with a s/o that just floods them in cringy nicknames of their choice on a regular basis depending on their personality. "Hello Stretch my darling sugarplum honeycat sweet and sour chicken nugget cookie 🥺 How are you doing my little hambone pickle muffin?"
This was fun haha.
Blueberry: He.... loves it and hates it all at the same time. He loves the fact that you want to give him nicknames but do the nicknames have to be so... weird? He doesn't say anything about it but you can see him cringe at every very weird one before answering to it. He likes the nicknames! He does just not that part of it haha.
Stretch: Oh my god he loves it. All of the nicknames are just so fun to him, and he likes the fact that you can come up with so many. It's going to pretty much become a challenge for you two to see who can come up with the worse nickname for the other half of the relationship. So far, he's at the lead with "I'm doing just fine chicken wing bbcutie, how're you?"
Daydream: It really confuses him. Nicknames are supposed to be cute, or sweet, or... something but you've decided to take the idea of that and change it to be so strange! Why? What are you doing that for? Even so, if it makes you happy, he'll allow you to call him whatever you would wish to call him... just expect for him to find it strange and be really confused each and every time you call him a weird pet name.
Delusion: Even if the nicknames are so weird and cringy and just... strange, he'll still get embarrassed. He would hide his face into his hands, mumbling for you to shush. He would get used to it after a while, and might even give you some of your own weird pet names, just to see how you react. He's the most fun to tease and mess with. What a bottom -w- lol.
Racer: He doesn't even really realize that the nicknames are weird! He's never really met humans before so thinks that they're normal nicknames, and he'll collect them then call you them back. If he ever finds out that the nicknames are weird, he won't really mind because... they're what you call him, and that makes him feel really good! You care about him enough to give him weird nicknames. Isn't that sorta cute?
Constrictor: man, he really likes anything that you'll call him. He'll just be lazily wrapped around you and let you call him the weird things and he'll respond. Literally, there is none that you could call him that would make him pause. Try it.
in part of my dream, i saved Earth from being torn apart by God. when i came down to the land, i wandered empty plains until i came across a nice farm. an old woman came out to greet me,
“oh hello! i thought i was the only one left!”
i smiled and asked how to grow flowers, i wanted to fill the empty world with beautiful plants again.
