#hp lol

[phoenixfaelicis]

Oliver Wood has many fans, as a famous Quidditch Player. They adopt and name an owl Liverwood as a mascot for their fanclub. They have t-shirts printed with a picture of their owl and Liverwood underneath, and proudly wear them to every game.

[oldgeektainmentguide]

If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?

[oldgeektainmentguide]

Bellatrix is definitely Le Strange

[wonderfultoweird]

Sufferings of Fantastic Beasts and The Cursed Child

Honestly, what is up with the queen lately. Like if J.K. Rowling was actually a queen and potterheads were a riegn, this would be one of those times you hear in history where the emperor just decides to attack us with taxes to build a bunch of beautiful buildings, that are like great in the end. But sound like a shitty idea to those getting taxed.

So here I give you a skit of the torture that has occured out of being a potterhead:

J.K. Rowling and the Cursed Potterheads

Me: I don’t understand My Queen, we have been perfectly stable society. I’m not complaining but-

Jo: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME? THIS IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD.(I’m sorry I had to) My dears. Look at yourselves. You’ve literally gone to the point of calling yourself trash. You need this. Trust me.

Me: Yes, this is lovely. Wonderful, even. But I can’t help but feel that we should be able to know what’s going on I mean- 

Jo: HAVE I NOT CLOTHED YOU?! HAVE I NOT CARED FOR YOU?! I HAVE GIVEN YOU TWO NEW STORIES AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

Me: YOU GAVE US NOTHING! YOU ONLY GAVE US WAR, DEATH, AND SORROW. AND WHEN IT’S ALL OVER YOU JUST LEAVE AS IF WE DONT EXIST! THE AGONY! THE SORROW! ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD! AND NOW YOU WANT US!? WHERE YOUR TREASURE IS, THERE WILL BE YOUR HEART ALSO!

Jo: *le gasp* 

Jo:

Jo: 

Jo: ... you’re grounded. I’m going to go diss a ship I don’t like. (cough drarry and wolfstar cough) (cough not a prequel cough) Maybe then you’ll learn your lesson.

[chickeynuggets]

Harry Potter mashup of 'Uptown Funk' has Lord Voldemort in hair curlers

[tits--the--season]

"No need to call me /sir/, professor."

[the-keepers-of-the-keys]

I love this picture and I'll be forever grateful to the genius that made it

[maines]

Huh? Huh?