Dungeon My Dragons Baby Girl

Just trying to lesbian things up around here.

[iliothermia]

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s a point in the vampire hunter questline in Skyrim where they check to see if you’re a vampire and kick you out if you are. I decided to test if you can join them as a vampire though and you can.

Nobody in the vampire hunter headquarters thought to test the totally normal human man with glowing red eyes for vampirism when he joined.

[what-even-is-thiss]

When walking around as a vampire npcs are constantly like “I don’t like that look in your eyes” to you but Isran the “kill all vampires” guy can’t tell that I’m a vampire by looking at me.

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I play as a vampire I like to feed on the jarls just for the fun of it and use vampire seduction on other members of the court and eat them in front of everyone because you only get a 40 gold bounty for that and you know, eat the rich or whatever.

Point is, I haven’t exactly been keeping a low profile. Nobody in this fort keeps up with the news.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Old balding man with glowing red eyes and sharp teeth that kinda smells like a corpse walks into your vampire hunting fortress. This seems like the kind of guy I want on my team.

[without-ado]

"Return to the Moon" Artemis Ⅱ 2026

l Andrew McCarthy 1,2 l Alex G Perez 3,4 l Alexander Gerst 5

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

This Pope is not staying silent on Trump's Epstein War. #SundaySermon #PopeLeo

[loveu2themoonandtosaturn]

i was really worried this might not be real because it seemed too good to be true so finding multiple news sources with the quote really reminded me not everything sucks

https://www.reuters.com/world/pope-leo-says-god-rejects-prayers-leaders-who-wage-wars-2026-03-29/

[freakytikigifs]

Ryan Gosling and James Ortiz as Ryland Grace and Rocky PROJECT HAIL MARY

[aroace-ryland-grace]

hottest fucking thing one can read, really (x)

[trashcora]

I have to save humanity first. Stupid humanity. Getting in the way of my hobbies.

PROJECT HAIL MARY — 2026, dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[inziladun]

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[morthmarn]

The pleating at center back!????? The liripipe!!??? Sir!? (claps)

[fuchsea]

btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

[blumineck]

Do I in fact own shoes?

More highly educational content on Patreon!

[tenderhoof]

we've got a new guillotine! I started this before I moved and finally got some time to finish it. liiiittle bit obsessed with this wobbly-textured red glass

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[louisegluckpdf]

i am like losing my mind at this picture my friend sent me of his stepmom’s dog. that is a dust bunny

[oneheadtoanother]

look at my head boy

[crtter]

[user-300]

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.