You loved George. You really did. Truly and madly. But sometimes, it was hard to love him. Just sometimes! And that is because he would often put you in the most embarrassing moments of your life with his mischief.
You could bear jokes among his family. You even had grown accustomed to his mother scolding him and Fred, which used to be uncomfortable in the beginning. And you even laughed when the mischief involved the whole family as the target. Hell, you very much appreciated that they didn’t prank you.
George had been very adamant on that with his brother. He drew the line on you. That didn't mean he didn‘t make any jokes on you. But all of them were soft and lovely. “Apt for my Y/N,” he’d told you once.
However, he was not so thoughtful to warn you before one of their jokes exploded in school. Sometimes even literally exploded. And that left you in the middle of a chaos.
“Miss. Y/N. Do you know anything of this,” professor Snape asked you accusingly. The twins had just flown around the great hall, throwing candy to everyone. Creating a bit of a mess of chaotic kids trying to take candy falling from the sky.
You could only mumble shyly, “Nothing at all.”
But George and Fred were nowhere to be seen. And you knew what that meant for you. Snape raised an eyebrow, suspicion and accusation clear in his next words. “You’ll come with me nonetheless. You’ll tell me what you know.”
And you had to spend the following 40 minutes with angry Snape trying to get something out of you. Of course, George hadn’t had the courtesy to, not only warn you, but to make you know something about where they were.
“I don’t believe a word you are saying.” Snape was both exhausted and irritated. And the funny thing was, this was far from the first time he had to integrate you because of the twins. You knew the plan by memory, and though you wanted to scold George, you were exited by what came next.
“I’m telling you the truth. I know nothing.”
Snape run a hand though his face. It was odd being the only one to see him so… like this. It was also fun. “You-”
And an explosion. Contained and light. But a damn explosion.
“What?” the professor barked, and turn to you before running to where the sound of the explosion came. “You stay here,” he commanded. But then he was gone, and you were most definitely not staying there.
Sneaking out of the room was easy. Snape had left the door unlocked, so you only had to quietly walk an
You screamed instantly as unknown arms grabbed you from behind, one hand muffling your noise.
“Stay quiet,” a voice whispered in your ear. George’s voice.
“G- gor- mhh,” you tried, but his grip on your mouth was tight. So you decided it was justified to kick his leg from behind as he kept you moving.
“Ow! What was that for, sweetheart?” he asked, but once he realized he still had his hand enabling you to talk, he let go. “Oh - right, sorry,” he laughed.
“That,” you said weekly, trying to breathe properly again. “Was for trying to kidnap me-”
“I wasn’t-”
You hushed him. “And not only that. You are also responsible for Snape kidnapping me into interrogation. So two kidnappings in a day.”
“What a great day for you,” he smiled a dazzling smile. But you were not so happy.
“Why couldn’t you warn me, you stupid stupid-”
“Don’t say stupid again, please,” he pleaded playfully.
“Stupid.” You watch his face turn into a pout. “George, we had talked about this.” And when he hears your tone is serious, he stops playing.
“I know. I know. And I’m sorry. After we got out flying, I looked for you. That was the plan, getting you out with me. But you were nowhere to be seen. Then Fred told me Snape had taken you. And well - this was the new plan.”
“An explosion?!”
“Well,” he replies grinning, as if proud of the idea. “It worked.”
You shake your head, as a grin bloomed on your face.
“Eeeh, so… you are not upset?” he asked, moving his eyebrows up and down in question.
You cocked your head to the side, watching joy show in his eyes. How could you be mad at him?
“You set an explosion to come and rescue me. How could I be anything but honored?”
He let out a laugh, carefree and contagious.
“Exactly. What a gentleman that I am, huh?”
“Don't push it,” you remarked, trying to wipe that smug smirk. “You idiot…”
He takes a step towards you. “You are so mean, sweetheart.”
You chuckled, about to express your disagreement. But Snape has other plans.
“Mr. Wesley!” You both quickly turn to the professor's voice. “Miss. Y/N! Come here. Now. Both of you.”
George and you both turned to look at each other. And the new new plan was clear.
“Run!”
-Character by J K Rowling
yess im finally writing for george weasley im so happy, hope u like it. and i will be soon posting the harry potter masterlist :))
📚 He Needs You by @elsirin /MoonflowerMorningGlory on AO3
Draco/Harry, wordcount 5.6k, cat G
Summary:
There was a ritual.
Draco Malfoy would like to ignore the results. Narcissa Malfoy knows better. Harry Potter knows nothing at all, he has no clue what is happening, except he has a meeting to get to and he's too tired for this madness.
Short little one shot set in the summer just after the war, before eighth year, while Harry is interning at the Ministry.
AKA the one with Veela Draco and ADHD Harry 🤍
Firstly, I am such a sucker for the whole premise of Draco needing to take care of someone and Harry rather desperately needing someone to take care of him *melting* So the mix of Veela Draco with all the protective instincts and ADHD Harry who is a bit of a distaster is just delicious. Hurt/comfort at its finest <3
Secondly, I love the portrayal of Harry in this story so so much. ADHD is for some reason often belittled as just this thing that makes you unable to sit still in meetings and do a lot of sports. While it really is so much more! So yeah, I loved how the author has touched upon many aspects of it in the fic.
This really is just on another level how validating it feels to read about neurodivergent characters. Keep 'em coming folks! <3 Now, I need more kudos on this beautiful h/c story - go check it out to have your heart melted on this fine Saturday evening 🤍
Thank you for yet amazing prompt @hprecfest. See you in the next one!
Now onto the quotes!
And Harry was embarrassed to admit just how much harder it all was without them. Without the routine. There was nothing to stop him working past 7pm. He struggled to get to sleep and then struggled to stay asleep and then struggled to wake up.
Yep, transitions are a bitch and a half xd
Late. Late. He was so late. He needed to focus.
Somehow being late and super anxious about it just keeps bloody happening to us xd
He leaned against the wall and tried to breathe through the pain. This was silly. He had a meeting to get to.
Buahaha, I love this so much - bleeding, in pain and hurting? I'll be fine, I have a meeting! Can’t be late AGAIN. Oh how familiar that is xd
“Harry!” Both Narcissa and Malfoy had shouted out at his clumsiness
Oh Harry :(
He was ok. He was fine. No big deal. But why did everything always have to hurt?
Welcome to neurodivergent life! We have cookies. We just don't remember where we put them xd
“Potter, are you serious?” Draco scoffed. “You want to go home. You're allowed to go home if you're having a bad day.”
Potter blinked.
Oh how I wish someone would say that to me sooner than in my late twenties on the verge of a burnout xd
“Order some takeaway. Run yourself a bubble bath. Read your favourite book. Rest. Sleep.”
Harry was staring at him as though he were speaking a foreign language.
It's so sad Harry didn’t even think of this as an option! Good thing Draco got him covered :) Also yes, this is in fact the best way to fend off a bad day. Also a pet nearby would be great :D
I just finished my annual reread of your work (I'm preparing for your Hanukkah updates 😊). So I was wondering if you could recommend some Harmione fanfiction you enjoyed to tide me over until then?
Okay, first off, THIS IS SO SWEET! Thank you ❤️
Secondly, I don't actually read that much fanfic? I go through phases. But mostly I just read my wips lol
That being said, I read a lot before I started to write it so here are a few of my fav Harmony stories -- sadly they're all FFN because I didn't switch to Ao3 until a few years into writing fanfic. I have read a lot less fanfic since then. And also I just read this jily, so I'll add that to the list too.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9649736/1/Thresholds
—> (during sixth year) Harry wakes up in the girls dorm… in Hermione’s bed. Everything’s awkward and hilarious and Harry convinces himself that it’s all a dream until, of course, it happens again. This time, Hermione wakes up.
--> This is my FAV harmony fanfic. 10/10
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12243818/1/Sooner-Or-Later
—-> OKAY. So like.. post-war, Harry and Hermione start up a friends with benefits thing??? And they don’t tell anyone?? And obviously it gets extremely messy but like who gives a fuck?? Because all they do is fuck?? (I don't love part of the ending plot, but otherwise, remember enjoying this a lot. This writer is a big fav of mine for harmony content
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8140874/1/Ride-The-Lightning
—> (during the horocrux hunt) Ron leaves, but then Harry’s attempt to comfort Hermione gets a bit out of hand whoops we had sex. ALSO, oops, no one knows what a fucking contraception spell is so now Hermione’s pregnant and OH HI RON, you’re back.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12315670/9/Healing-Hermione
—> (post-war) Harry is an Unspeakable, he comes back from a mission to find out that Hermione is dying. He saves her, leading to a permanent bond between the both of them that leads to more.
Fanfic Rec #124 Tom Riddle/Harry Potter (Harry Potter) part 20
Outside Your Castle by wynnebat
When the Potter twins summon a hero with the power to defeat Voldemort, Harry finds himself in a dimension where his soulmate's counterpart is alive and well.
One Percent by qualamity
Harry doesn't get why people keep choking when he tells them he's moving in with Tom Riddle, his sworn enemy.
Pancakes by Divida
Harry makes a deal with Tom to cook and clean in exchange for free rent as his roommate. Tom likes it. A lot.
Dearly Beloved by wynnebat
Worn down after countless demands, Harry breaks and finally goes on a date with the incredibly ostentatious, vain, and self-absorbed Tom Marvolo Riddle the Third. A few days later, he attends Tom's funeral, which goes much better.
On the Hotline by duplicity
When Harry calls an assassin hotline, he's expecting it to be a fun prank that's good for a laugh. What he gets is Tom Riddle, a budding assassin who takes his job very seriously.
an introductory rec list (that no one asked for) to some of my favorite ships: snarry [5/10]
First fic I read for the pairing:
Because I Love You, You Idiot by TheMightyFlynn [115k,E]
Veela!Fic. Both Snape and Harry have Veela blood and are bonded. From Snape's POV as he tries to work out why Harry isn't reacting the way he should be to their bond.
[stumbled onto this fic while looking for other creature fics when i was first really getting into hp fanfic and it does kinda slap, i’ll be honest. it also intrigued me into not immediately skipping over snarry fics when i saw them and now… well… the pairing is a fav.]
Fic that really sold me on the pairing:
Immortal Claim by ladyofsilverdawn [16k,E]
Harry needs Snape's cooperation to solve a case, but navigating vampiric culture and Snape's powerful allure proves more challenging than he anticipates.
[artist!sev and vampire!sev??? sign me the fuck up. that and the excellent writing and the tension between harry and sev make for an excellent fic which really hooked me on the ship.]
Absolute favorite fic(s) for the pairing:
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape [111k,M]
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
[not only is this fic extremely well-written but it’s funny as hell. the plot is interesting and the concept of severus and harry ending up as housemates after the war is iconic. 11/10]
Double-Sided Coin by thecookiemomma [62k,E]
Another prophecy throws Harry into a relationship he never would have picked for himself.
(warning for underage)
[this is one of my favorite fics like ever. bonding fic with a side of magical theory, terms of endearment, a little bit non-traditional soulmate elements, interesting plot elements, it’s all there. i’ve read this fic literally more times than possibly any other fic.]
The Worst Cook in Essex by Snarry5evr [6k,T]
Harry loves to cook. Severus doesn’t think he’s all that great at it.
[this fic is absolutely hilarious and i live for it. the domesticity, harry’s entire plan, their relationship, it’s all so well written and also hilarious but not in an excessive crack kind of way.]
Most recent fic I’ve read for the pairing:
Dead Man's Bones by Lilredwulfe [5k,M]
Harry wakes one day to find his magic has changed. He seeks help at Hogwarts, but quickly comes to the realization something is amiss.
[i’ve read my fair share of creature fics and this one is a little unusual and i like that. i also liked the writing style a lot.]
Favorite AU(s) I’ve read for the pairing:
Very Canon Divergent + Roadtrip AU: Dance In The Dark Of Night by Kaatje [112k,M]
An undercover mission leads to love, life and the defeat of the Dark Lord. Road Movie set in Scotland following graduation. Inspired by The Lord Of The Rings.
(warnings for: suicidal thoughts, previous rape/non-con, graphic depictions of violence, self-harm, child abuse)
[it’s very au (i think it had been written before the hp series was finished) but it’s very very good and i love the concept so much.]
WIP(s) I really love for the pairing:
Evernight by LilRinnieB [318k,E]
It's Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts and the new strategy in the war against Voldemort is "Fight darkness with darkness." Harry goes through a series of changes that has him questioning everything he thought he ever knew about magic, darkness, destiny ... and a certain snarky Potions professor.
[oh my god the plot in this is so intricate and well-written and i adore all the OCs and the relationships are well-written and the dynamics and progressions are perfect and i have truly never been sadder to see a fic unfinished (BUT that hasn’t stopped me from reading it several times).]
Longest fic I’ve read for the pairing:
Evernight by LilRinnieB [318k,E] (WIP)
It's Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts and the new strategy in the war against Voldemort is "Fight darkness with darkness." Harry goes through a series of changes that has him questioning everything he thought he ever knew about magic, darkness, destiny ... and a certain snarky Potions professor.
Fic(s) with some of my favorite tropes:
Soulmates: This Fever Called Living by KiroAngel [3k,G]
Severus was never lucky in love or, really, lucky in any capacity. When his lack of luck follows him around in the form of the of an outlined Soul Mark, well, at least luck decides to keep it interesting. And maybe, just maybe, his luck will one day polarize.
[it’s a little bit introspective and i love the writing style.]
Bed Sharing: Heatwave by DobbyRocksSocks [1k,T]
A heatwave has hit Scotland, and Professor Potter can't sleep because of the temperature. Can Headmaster Snape help?
[first of all, so much of DobbyRocksSocks’s stuff is adorable. Second of all, love me some cute get together and bed sharing.]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Blaise Zabini, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Theodore Nott, Slytherin Students
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Slytherin Harry Potter, Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Awkwardness, Secret Crush, Female Harry Potter
Summary:
And then the Hat said “Slytherin!” Not for Blaise, not yet, but for the person he’d never ever expected it to say it for.
For Potter. For Harriet Potter.
A really interesting manipulative fem!Harry fic. She’s just been sorted into Slytherin and she’s already a queen.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
In the language of flowers
dwellingondreams
Summary:
(I am the one who says 'fuck you') - Benjamin Garcia, 'Ode to the Corpse Flower'.
Petunia Evans has always lived in her older sister's shadow. Plain, fretful, and unremarkable, she resigns herself to a bitter existence as Lily's resentful follower. In spite of this, it is Petunia, not Lily, who is the witch. All she can do now is attempt to make sense of the sudden absurdity of her previously well-ordered world. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Marauders, and a war on the horizon all conspire to make this rather difficult. (A witch!Petunia and muggle!Lily AU, covering the Marauders' years at Hogwarts and the First Wizarding War).
Loved, loved this fic. Characterisation is spot on, even taking into account the changed setup. Petunia x Sirius are a delight.
Another rec no one asked for but me. All of these are finished, and quite a few are from the early 2000′s when I first started reading fic so sorry if some read a little weird but it was the early 2000′s, who knew how to write properly for fic back then?
Wicked Game by CleoTheo | 96.6k words
When Dumbledore discovers that Hermione is The Dark Lord's daughter and is working against the light, he vows to use the lies she's told against her and tie her loyalties to the Order. However, Voldemort and the dark are not willing to let the Order just take Hermione and they will go to any lengths to get her back where she belongs - at the heart of the dark side. Dark Hermione!
Goddess of Vengeance by CleoTheo | 134.8k
When Hermione Granger discovers she's really the daughter of The Dark Lord and that The Order of the Phoenix were behind her kidnapping as a baby and her parent's murders, she sets out to gain revenge against everyone who had wronged her. Dark Hermione!
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The Spa by CleoTheo | 13.8k
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I believe this to be a unique Dramione 7th year story. If there is another like it out there I haven't come across it. Read along as the two become close while teaching a new subject at Hogwarts along with Michael ory now complete!
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I Take It With Two Sugars and a Kiss by CaptainFlamingoPants | 25.5k
Draco ran off to muggle Australia in an attempt to escape his past and the media. What will happen when a certain Hermione Granger enters the very cafe he works at and back into his life? A story of romance, Ministry for Magic elections and intrigue. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts. Suggested themes and occasional profanities.
And We All Fall Down by Rumaan | 127.9k
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Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Mr. Maybe by The Bird of Fire | 100.4k
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Redemption by anondracomalfoy | 76.2k
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Beautiful Disaster by DominoTyler | 51.2k
"He needs help, Granger, and you're the only one we can think of to give it." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her seventh year and is given a task by Blaise Zabini and co. to make Head Boy forget his past's pain. Will she accept? Will he be ok?
One by Hesaluti | 69.3k
A spell that will end all magic can only be stopped by the birth of a special child, The One. The parents of this child need to be a perfect match. Hermione and Draco are paired so can overcome their hatred to have a child who can save the magical world?
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The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx’s Pen | 117.1k
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Beauty and the Beast by Mjade-1 | 37.8k
COMPLETED 12-21-02! 1st DracoMione fic, not the ordinary. A story showing that true beauty comes from within. Read and Review!
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten | 102.7k
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
The Ginger Malfoy by Delancey654 | 42k
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Consequences of Common Civility by Delancey654 | 62.8
Hogwarts, Sixth Year. Hermione Granger is assigned to tutor Draco Malfoy in Arithmancy. When the two enemies manage to find common ground, could the consequences be far-reaching enough to alter the outcome of the Second Wizarding War? Prequel to The Ginger Malfoy.
Rebuilding by colubrina | 263.3k
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Without Her Letter by Colubrina | 8.8k
A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina | 183.8k
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
The Green Girl by Colubrina | 150.5k
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Justice by CleoTheo | 47.2k
The morning after getting married Hermione wakes up next to the dead body of her husband. Realising all the evidence points to her, Hermione flees and runs to the one person she knows will help her, Draco Malfoy. Along with Draco's friends, the pair try to discover what happened and who is trying to frame her for murder.
Under the Influence by CleoTheo | 8.2k
An accident in Potions leaves Hermione and Draco soaked in a love potion. However when Snape discovers the potion is weak and will wear off in minutes he chooses not to tell the couple when he discovers the potion has merely brought their feelings for one another to the surface. Short four part, light hearted story.
Unbreakable by CleoTheo | 65.5k
When Hermione Granger gets pregnant in school she refuses to name the father of her unborn child to the Professors or her friends. Draco Malfoy knows the child is his and he's busy planning on getting him, Hermione and their child safely away from his father, who is determined to make Draco take the dark mark and join the Death Eaters.
Magnetic Attraction by CleoTheo | 29.1k
An accident in charms leaves Hermione and Draco unable to move more than a few feet away from each other. As they learn to live in such close proximity they also start to develop a romantic relationship.
The Queen’s Knight by CleoTheo | 69.7k
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
