#httyd shitpost

[toothbrushfingers]

hello and welcome to.. my favorite pictures of hiccup horrendous haddock lll

the Dragon Master

[mangotime1234]

I'm sorry but imagine being in the book accurate httyd universe. You and everyone else are experiencing terrible awful horrors and are on the verge of collapse and an entire war and. Everyone just has a stupid name. Armpit never came back from trying to catch a baby dragon and probably got violently torn apart and eaten alive. Dogsballs is shaking after he just witnessed two of his friends get driven off of the cliff they were forced to camp on after their tribe got burnt to the ground to escape slavery. Your friend Crying Bitchless the Gay had to watch his entire family get enslaved and his dragon companion, knowing if he tried to stop it he'll surely die or worse, go with them. Anklebiter Ass-smeller just had to rip twenty people and dragons to shreds with his bare hands to survive at the age of fifteen. You could be named Doodoo Bitch the Brainless and the guy who literally caused the violent deaths of everyone you loved and took away all that made up you could be named like. The Butthole Bruiser

[fishtroll]

That one crazy camera angle, before anime character goes completely insane be like:

[saturnniidae]

[cloverofhope]

Hiccups in Pain

@evilwriter37 (tagging purely bc I thought of you while making this lol)

[evilfishtroll]

Asrid! Comeback that no one expected or asked for!

And what is this? New characters! Hurray!!!! (no)

[fanpageofurmum]

[dontgetcaught256]

Gobber: You failed the written part of dragon training.

Snotlout: In my defence, it required reading.