────۶ৎ kitty cat
or... a very drunk husk finding his way into your warm hands !!
warnings : poly radiohusk!!
ᐟᐟ ⟢ a/n: ... YES I DO STILL SHIP RADIOHUSK IN THE BIG 2025, HATE ME IF YOU WANT (i also ship radiosilence/radiostatic tho)
( 🏷 @callme-holly , @johnnycadesslut , @cozm1xxx , , @nobleknightmonster )
The opulent suite, a study in delightful contradiction, was your sanctuary. One door led to a room of dark, art-deco elegance, all sharp angles, deep crimson, and the faint, metallic scent of ozone and old radio static—Alastor’s domain. The other opened into a space of soft, mid-century modern comfort, warm woods, plush fabrics, and the gentle aroma of your favorite perfume and old books—your own. They were bridged by a sprawling living area that somehow married both aesthetics into a chaotic, harmonious whole, a perfect reflection of the two powerful entities who called it home.
It was here, nestled on a velvet chesterfield sofa, that the world narrowed to a point of intense, quiet intimacy. A single glass of blood-dark wine was held between your hands, Alastor’s long, claw-tipped fingers resting just beside yours on the stem. You weren't drinking. This wasn't about the wine. It was about the proximity, the shared space, the silent conversation passing between you.
His head was tilted towards yours, your foreheads nearly touching. The ever-present, crackling hum of his static was a low, comforting thrum in the air, a private frequency only the two of you truly inhabited. His smile, that infamous, razor-sharp thing, was softer now, not a weapon of intimidation but a genuine, if crooked, curve of affection reserved solely for these moments. You were tracing the line of his jaw with your eyes, and he was watching you do it, his crimson gaze warm with a possessiveness that felt more like devotion. This was your version of sex, of prayer, of a binding ritual—this silent, all-consuming communion.
The moment was shattered, not violently, but comically, by a muffled thump and a low, grumbling curse from the hallway.
Both of you didn't startle. You simply… paused. Your gaze flickered towards the suite door, and Alastor’s smile widened a fraction, a spark of amusement lighting his eyes. The door creaked open to reveal a spectacularly inebriated Husk.
He was a magnificent disaster. His wings were slightly askew, one drooping lower than the other. His tie was loosened, his shirt rumpled, and he was swaying on his feet with the gentle, precarious rhythm of a metronome set to a jazz beat only he could hear. His feline eyes, usually sharp with cynicism, were glazed over, pupils blown wide. He was looking less like a formidable former Overlord and more like a ship lost in a typhoon.
He blinked slowly, scanning the room before his gaze landed on the two of you on the couch.
A low, rumbling sound, something between a purr and a grunt of recognition, escaped him. He made a beeline for you, his trajectory less a straight line and more a series of determined, wobbly arcs.
"S'lright. 'M back." he slurred, coming to a teetering halt before the sofa. He looked from Alastor to you, his ears twitching, then back to you. There was no anger at the intimate scene he'd interrupted, only a drunken, single-minded focus. Alastor didn't look mad in the slightest. In fact, a low, staticky chuckle bubbled up from his chest.
"My, my, Husker," Alastor crooned, his voice a symphony of delight. "It appears you've attempted to drink an entire distillery dry. A successful evening at the tables, I take it?"
Husk bristled, but it was a passive, half-hearted thing. His ears flattened for a second before perking up again as you set the wine glass down on a side table. You looked him over, this proud, broken man reduced to a wobbly, intoxicated mess, and your heart swelled with an affection so profound it had to find an outlet.
Husk bristled, a passive, sluggish thing. His ears twitched, and he let out another incoherent mumble, shuffling further into the room. His trajectory was unmistakably, instinctively, towards you.
You leaned forward slightly, adopting that specific tone you used only for him—a syrupy, cooing cadence that was pure, undiluted affection. "Oh, my dear… look at you. Did you have a big night, my sweet boy?"
The effect was instantaneous and devastating. Husk’s head snapped towards you as if pulled by a string. His ears shot up, standing perfectly straight and alert, every hair on end. His pupils, already wide, dilated further until his golden irises were mere thin rings around vast, black saucers. His tail, which had been drooping, gave a tentative, hopeful swish.
Alastor threw his head back and laughed, a full, unfiltered sound of pure glee. He leaned into your side, his shoulder pressing against yours, his glee palpable. "Oh, bravo, my dear! You have him wrapped around your little finger! Look at him! A simple sound and he's putty in your hands!"
Husk ignored him, his entire world having narrowed to the sound of your voice and the open, welcoming expression on your face. He took a clumsy step closer, his eyes locked on yours, and did it—he gave you a slow, deliberate, trusting blink. A cat's kiss.
Alastor saw it and pounced. "Aww, was that a blink of affection? For us? How precious!" He simply couldn't resist. He reached out, his long, slender fingers gently tugging on one of Husk's sensitive whiskers. "Hello there, kitty cat. Did you have a fun little outing?"
Husk recoiled with a half-hearted hiss, swatting vaguely at Alastor's hand. "Piss off, Smiles..."
"Now, now, none of that. Alastor, be nice." you chided gently, your voice still holding that melodic, cooing quality. You didn't scold Alastor, merely opened your arms in a clear, inviting gesture. "Come here, sweetheart. You look like you're about to fall over."
Husk didn't hesitate for a microsecond. All pretense of grumpy independence evaporated. He practically fell into the space between you and Alastor, his body melting against yours with a heavy, boneless thud. He buried his face in the crook of your neck, a low, rumbling purr erupting from his chest so powerfully you could feel it vibrating through your own bones. The scent of expensive whiskey, old cards, and Husk filled your senses.
You wrapped an arm around his shoulders, your other hand coming up to gently stroke the fur between his ears. "There now," you murmured, nuzzling the top of his head. "What got you into such a state, hmm? Did you have a good night at the tables?"
"Won... s' much," he slurred into your neck, his words muffled by your skin and fur. "Cleaned the whole damn place out. Buncha... fuckin' amateurs. Got a pile o' soul coins... bigger'n Niffty."
"Is that so?" you said, your voice laced with genuine pride. You continued to pet him, your fingers tracing soothing circles. "My clever boy. I knew you still had it in you."
Alastor hummed, a low, buzzing sound. "A most profitable evening indeed! I do hope you were... appropriately intimidating, my feline friend."
Alastor, thoroughly amused by this entire display, decided to escalate his own involvement. He reached across you, his long arm draping over the back of the couch behind Husk, and began to stroke one of Husk's twitching ears with a single, careful claw. It wasn't the gentle caress you would offer; it was possessive, teasing, a master petting a favored, if troublesome, creature.
"Such a talented kitty cat," Alastor purred, his voice dripping with mock-sweetness. "To bring such riches home to his owners."
Husk, whose inhibitions had been thoroughly drowned in whiskey, only purred louder, nuzzling deeper into your neck. The combined sensation of your gentle fingers in his fur and Alastor's deliberate, stimulating strokes on his sensitive ears was pushing him into a state of pure, drunken bliss. His guard was not just down; it was demolished.
"Gonna use it," Husk slurred, his voice a thick, happy murmur. "Gonna buy you… a real pretty ring. A big one. With a… a shiny stone.. one that matches your eyes or- or some shit.."
From behind him, Alastor went very still for a moment. The teasing strokes to Husk's ear paused as a low, approving hum resonated through his chest, vibrating through you. His crimson eyes flicked up to meet yours over Husk's head, a spark of surprise and deep, profound amusement glittering within them. Then, a wider, more approving smile graced his lips.
"Is that a fact?" Alastor's voice was a low, interested purr of its own. "Well, you'd best make it exceptionally pretty for this woman, Husker. Nothing less than the finest Hell has to offer would suffice."
The approval in Alastor's voice, the tacit permission, was like a drug to the drunken cat. Husk's purr intensified into a near-deafening roar. He was so drunk, so happy, so secure in this bizarre, coveted space between the two of you that his mouth ran away from him completely.
"Yeah... yeah! The prettiest. An'... an'..." He lifted his head slightly, his glazed eyes trying to focus on Alastor's face. "I'll get you one too, you smug bastard. For... for lettin' me."
The silence that followed was electric. Then, Alastor laughed—a loud, sharp, genuinely startled bark of laughter that echoed through the suite. It was so abrupt it made Husk flinch further into you, slightly.
You immediately shushed Alastor, but you did it with a fond smile, You reached up, cupping Alastor's cheek and turning his face towards you. "Hush, you'll hurt his feelings," you whispered, before leaning in and pressing a soft, lingering peck to the corner of his smiling mouth. You felt his static buzz against your lips, a sign of his contentment. You pulled back just enough to look into his eyes, your own sparkling with mischief and love. "And I think you'd look terribly handsome with a ring, my love."
Alastor looked from your earnest, loving face to the back of Husk's purring head, then back to you. His booming laughter subsided into a soft, staticky chuckle. The resistance he might have offered anyone else, for any other reason, simply didn't exist for you. Your word was his law, your whims his command. He leaned his head against yours, his smile softening once more.
"Whatever you say, my dear," he conceded, his voice a whisper of static and surrender. "Whatever you say."













