i started riverdale.
just...below the cut. at your own risk.
it is so. stiff. none of these people match.
i didn't realize the grundy sex thing was in the PILOT. i remember reading about that.
i need an eye twitch emoji. but honest to god, much as i....dislike, to put t lightly...kj's appearance, i don't actually hate his voice for archie. it fits alright.
why is kevin here? why is he everywhere? go away kevin. points for looking like my gay best/childhood friend though.
we got a beronica line right off the bat! okay! i think if they removed archie i wouldn't hate this show. but he infuriates me. i. yeah. i can't be honest on the internet that's dangerous.
OH BERONICA KISS OH MY GOSH! mkay i hate the girls less the more this goes on.
wait because i used to do that too. the whole digging your nails into your palm until you bleed thing. i'm. i feel called out.
if polly cooper isnt drop dead gorgeous i might lose my mind because the polly cooper i know (betty's diary THANK YOU) is a goddess
"what?😐" ronnie was so shocked 😭😭
does anyone know where i can get a version of this that is like void of all kj apa and is just betty and veronica because i dig them but him? yeah idk.
idk i thought at first i'd hate ronnie a lot just yk because i didnt know anything but she's actually really sweet and maybe if i never watch another episode it will stay that way. i assume it does not.
evisceral gagging. EUGHHHH I ACTUALLY WANT TO PUKE I CANT STAND HIM.
where is my boy jughead except actually keep him off my screen also.
"my novel. it's about this summer." ok artsy fartsy gtfo you think you're so deep 💀💀
ohhhhh ok. so like they're not friends. i still don't like this dynamic shifting stuff. just once i'd like codependent platonic jarchie hit the screens.
kevin and MOOSE? i...okay!
nooooo it was a cliffhanger I DONT WANT TO WATCH ANYMOREAHHHHHH PLEASE
actually, i didn't hate it as much as i thought it would. except i did actually literally have to pause it and i was....yeah....for a minute or two because i literally oh my fucking god get him off my screen right now. will i keep watching? only time will tell. twelve year old me would be so fucking livid right now its not even funny.
