#i know not

[zegalba]

Takashi Murakami: I Know Not, I Know Not (2010)

[inkyrainstorms]

To Inky & E,

ENTER PASSWORD: ********

<:Excerpt intercepted!: WELCOME BACK USER: STANFORD: >

Polly stole the ink for my journals again, and claimed it was for a “bonding ritual”. No matter, so I have decided to write— well I suppose Type. For today.

Might as well put F’s gift into good use.

To the outside observer it seems that “Polly” or as I shall refer to her (?) (Stan uses pronouns of feminine origin for the anomaly, however I wonder if their species has even our genders? Bill, himself identified as a Triangle, which leads to me to a whole different topic. However it seems female pronouns does not seem to bother her so I shall use those.) full name, Polydactyl Crimes Pines is an ordinary bird, but it seems she is more extraordinary than I have even imagined!

She has taken Shifty under her wing (both metaphorically and physically), and started communicating with him.

However she also tricked me into following her into a corner and interrogated me, mimicking uncanny voices of disappointment from famous people like Bill Nye, and my hero Nikola Tesla and used those voices to interrogated me on Parenting Practices.

I am now aware of the responsibilities, I will have uptake, and I had to call Shermie for advice. While I know I have Stan and Polly supporting me, I am bit anxious about raising a kid. Even if the kid, is an extraordinary alien shapeshifting child.

Things have been going okay with S, I’m still trying to get him re-adjusted to living on Earth again. He seems to like the local sodas, Pitt Colas. Even though I told him, that I have no clue how it’s staying in business, Pits are toxic to humans! Unfortunately S did not listen and in fact he looked me dead in the eyes and took a whole shot of soda.

And laughed at my apparently aghast face.

I…I’ve missed him. I’m so glad he’s here.

Little weird thing I wrote

-🪤

this is so fun I love Polydactyl Crimes Pines, she is the absolute MVP ever. Using Nikola Tesla against him is absolutely foul 😭😭 BUT!! Ford’s a dad now!!! And had Polly’s guidance! And Stan’s experience and also just I love that he has a future now. With is such a sappy thing to write on a post about Ford and the ups and downs of parents a shapeshifter alien baby, but it’s true. He’s got his brother with him and can berate him about health hazards day in and day out and it won’t change a thing because of course it wouldn’t, he’s got a whole being under his care now, and he’s free from the control of Bill. Ford’s finally got a future :D

I also adore the use of the computer, we gotta get some mileage out of that sometime.

and the Shermie mention!!! Shermie is far away raising his kids and completely unaware of the super horror thriller one of his brother lives in and the sci-fi comedy his other brothers life has devolved into. So many little loose strings. Shermie, thou too shalt get thy time to shine

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face

[themasterwarrior]

I..uh..found this in my drafts.

[marshmallow-dust]

sometimes I doubt if I'm actually aceflux but then ✨ this ✨ happens and there's nothing I want more in the world than a qpr

[anadebahdv96r3s]

How many chavs and roadmen have you had to fight on your move to London?

I have to fight fifteen a day just for a ride on the bloody bus

I have seen men upon the road, are these your roadmen? If so, I have not fought with any such. Nor have I come against children, which, by your word ‘chav,’ I must suppose you mean.

One must wonder why you fight so many to gain place on an omnibus. Are there so few in London that men and children alike contend for them?

[pain-and-chocolate]

les mis fic middle earth au? how great could that be

[meepmonstare]

a Seuss ode to beaches

sand in my eyes

sand on my thighs

sand in my hair

sand everywhere!