imagine you're a chat and you ditch your chat spouse to go to the chat nightclub to have a hot chat date and you see your chat spouse there who is also ditching you. wyd
(from the Yellow-breasted Chat account in Birds of the World)
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imagine you're a chat and you ditch your chat spouse to go to the chat nightclub to have a hot chat date and you see your chat spouse there who is also ditching you. wyd
(from the Yellow-breasted Chat account in Birds of the World)
Setophaga petechia | Vireo griseus | Icteria virens | Vireo olivaceus | Spinus tristis | Parkesia motacilla
Plate XV | Die Nordamerikanische Vogelwelt (1891)
BOTD: Yellow-breasted Chat
Photo: Mick Thompson
"A bizarre series of hoots, whistles, and clucks, coming from the briar tangles, announces the presence of the Yellow-breasted Chat. The bird is often hard to see, but sometimes it launches into the air to sing its odd song as it flies, with floppy wingbeats and dangling legs, above the thickets. This is our largest warbler, and surely the strangest as well, seeming to suggest a cross between a warbler and a mockingbird."
- Audubon Field Guide
Yellow-breasted Chat
Yellow Bastard Chat Common Name: Yellow-breasted Chat
This obnoxious shit can never be serious. He may look pretty, but he’s a goddamned clown. He’s the kind of bird that’s always chuckling. Or gurgling. Or making various squeaks and squawks. He gets a real kick out of hiding in hedges and mimicking a crow or maybe a car horn. It’s pretty much impossible not to hate this bird as soon as he opens his fucking beak.
Color: Bright yellow and whatever. I hate this guy.
Bird Region: North America
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Yellow-breasted Chat (Icteria virens)
September 10, 2019
Rushton Woods Preserve, Willistown, Pennsylvania
Icteria virens
By Bettina Arrigoni, CC SA-2.0
Etymology: Yellow Bird
First Described By: Vielliot, 1808
Classification: Dinosauromorpha, Dinosauriformes, Dracohors, Dinosauria, Saurischia, Eusaurischia, Theropoda, Neotheropoda, Averostra, Tetanurae, Orionides, Avetheropoda, Coelurosauria, Tyrannoraptora, Maniraptoromorpha, Maniraptoriformes, Maniraptora, Pennaraptora, Paraves, Eumaniraptora, Averaptora, Avialae, Euavialae, Avebrevicauda, Pygostaylia, Ornithothoraces, Euornithes, Ornithuromorpha, Ornithurae, Neornithes, Neognathae, Neoaves, Inopinaves, Telluraves, Australaves, Eufalconimorphae, Psittacopasserae, Passeriformes, Eupasseres, Passeri, Euoscines, Passerides, Core Passerides, Passerida, Passerid Clade, Icteridae
Status: Extant, Least Concern
Time and Place: Within the last 10,000 years, in the Holocene of the Quaternary
The Yellow-Breasted Chat is known from all over North America
Physical Description: Yellow-Breasted Chats are medium sized perching birds, about 19 centimeters in length, with thick beaks and long tails. They have grey heads and backs, with olive wings and tails. Their breasts - as suggested by their names - are bright yellow, while their rumps are more white in color. Their heads have an interesting black stripe over the eye, flanked on either side by distinctive white stripes. Though they vary a bit in color among sub-populations, the sexes tend to be similar. The juveniles, meanwhile, have more greyish-brown colors on their heads and breasts before reaching sexual maturity.
Diet: Yellow-Breasted Chats feed primarily on insects and other invertebrates, though they supplement their diets with berries and fruits.
By Stanislav Harvančík, all rights reserved
Behavior: These birds will forage by going through the dense understory of the forest, though they do occasionally hop down to the ground to look for food. Interestingly enough, they hold their food with their feet while eating! These are shy birds, which are usually heard but never seen. They do sing, from time to time, usually a loud jumble of cackling, rattling, whistling, and even mewing. They do make a more uniform “chack chack chack” call to each other, similar in a lot of ways to the Grey Catbird.
The Yellow-Breasted Chat does migrate, sometimes over somewhat long distances - they breed in the continental United States, migrate across Northern Mexico, and then spend the winter in Southern Mexico and the rest of “central” America. Some populations do stay in Mexico their whole life, and only migrate a little between scrubland and forest habitat based on the season. Mating begins in May and extends through early August, though egg laying is concentrated in April through July. Double-brooding is very common, so they lay two broods per season. They make nests out of weed stalks, straw, leaves, and bark, which are placed low in the shrub or on a small tree. They lay between three and five eggs, which are incubated for two weeks, and then the nestlings are cared for for another week and a half or so. They guard their nests vigorously, given common parasitism - however, they are not very monogamous birds, though they do tend to stay in pairs as a general rule.
By Emily Willoughby, CC BY-SA 3.0
Ecosystem: During the breeding season, Yellow-Breasted Chats live in dense thicket and scrub on the edge of woodland; they move to more woody areas during the off season, especially pine savanna and riparian forest, as well as some mangrove forests. Their nests are typically parasitized by Cowbirds and Cuckoos.
Other: This bird is not considered threatened with extinction, as it is very common over its entire range, doesn’t show long-term changes in population, and isn’t particularly threatened with habitat loss (since it’s well-adapted for a variety of habitats). Interestingly enough, the Yellow-Breasted Chat is a very genetically distinct type of bird, and is placed in its own group separate from other songbirds.
~ By Meig Dickson
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Yellow-breasted Chat, front and back (by me)