(grasping at straws) hear me out, here’s how idahoregon can still win
from the cutting room table: jan
florida: "there's no way you're married."
idaho: "happily. for decades."
okay so idaho has been happily married for decades (good for him)
what if the reason oregon and idaho were so defensive about what their boundary proposal meant for their relationship was because they were already secretly married. happily. for decades.
idk maybe they came out since that episode
or maybe the other states know that idaho is married to someone but don't know who
anyway just. idahoregon secret relationship.