#wttt oregon

[mur-art]

Happy (belated) Exploding Whale Day for those who observe!

Oregon, you’re not the brightest light in the lighthouse but I love you anyway.

[umitheclown]

I think there’s a bit of the unaware rich dumb valley girl in California.

Like obviously it’s not prominent and he tries to keep it to himself.

But he gives expensive gifts to people and when they get damaged he has no problem buying them a replacement.

He thinks the sign is sasa lele but he won’t say it out loud.

It’s more obvious when he’s in beach bum mode, that man thinks the moon is made out of cheese.

Either way he does occasionally slip up and say something stupid.

California: I should go to the sun, I’d get a sick tan

Washington: the sun’s too hot, you wouldn’t survive

California: then I’ll go at night?

Washington: …

Oregon: cal, your stupid is showing.

[stateofbrock]

It’s only a bit but Oregon buddy

[welcome-to-the-headcannons]

Who's ready for more headcannons for the states!!

(1.) Florida and Gov have matching Hello Kitty phone cases (Florida super glued the case to Gov's phone)

(2.) Mississippi loves to use the phrase "best [blank] this side of the Mississippi" when referring to something he's bad at

(3.) Alaska has a tattoo but no one knows where or what it is

(4.) Hawaii glitter bombs the other states when she gets bored

(5.) California had a BIG emo phase that Oregon and Washington love to make fun of him for

(6.) New York is a really good chef but refuses to cook for anyone

(7.) Louisiana will growl at the other states

(8.) Georgia will pretend to fall asleep to get out of conversations

(9.) New York will deny being superstitious but he carries a rosary and holy water everywhere he goes

(10.) Since Indiana learned that Pa had county named "Indiana", IN makes the distinction between Indiana the state and Indiana the county

(11.) Massachusetts loves saying "Can't, goes against Union rules" when he doesn't want to do something

(12.) Wyoming has a habit of cracking his knuckles every 30 mins to an hour and it just gets on everyone's nerves

[mcpro229]

I love being in small and respectful fandoms because those guys are a couple to me but genetically linked to you and NOBODY'S MAD

[yippeeometer]

the most hysterical headcanon to have for the west is that the coast are all the exact same person in a slightly different font and they get SO mad at you for mixing them up. wash ore and cali each insist theyre the most unique original first ever but have no idea that the south has to have a 10 minute pep talk before any meeting with them whilst they desperately try and remember who is who. gets to a point that theres a cheatsheet stapled to the bottom of the south end of the table that says 'oregan likes hiking sometimes washington wears headphones and cali is the one thats talking'. what would you do if three skinny asmatic twinks showed up and involved u in their self hate huh.

[corporationtshirts]

WTTT Tomodachi life shenanigans

I go offline, Texas and Oklahoma have a baby. Both men, not sure how that happened, but okay great.

Texas immediately gives it cigarettes. Not so great.

I suppose you technically are Ben Brainard, Oregon, but maybe don’t break the 4th wall like that

Yeah, Texas would say that about Gov. i agree with him, franky.

I’m not sure thats true, youre kinda a wimp, Cali

This is probably how florida man in socal happened

Im not sure thats your favorite florida.

[doueverwonder]

I got bored and made another powerpoint the states would make when they didn't actually want to have a meeting and were just wasting Gov's time