#idiot brigade

[peter-pantomime]

you can literally see her trying to fax the brain cell to him

[belethlegwen]

The Stranding - Chp 82 - The Forest Through The Trees

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I hope you're all ready for a whole lotta Daniel, because that man is not going away. Is he getting better? Is he getting worse? Who's to say! Either way: There's a Daniel here.

Despite a snowstorm messing up my plans to just vibe in the living room all day yesterday with my new writing machine, I still managed to hammer out a decent amount of words (1700+) so I'm happy to say that so far I'm doing well on that front.

As always, I hope y'all enjoy! It's a slow and tangly build to the next real big moment, I guess, but we're getting there! Thank you all so so much for reading as always, and thank you to everyone who's been leaving comments! I've been trying to reply whenever I can to thank folks directly.

Have a great night, be kind to yourself and to others however you can! Love y'all lots <3

~ Belle

[unfuckablebogtroll]

The infamous response to the infamous bean video for anyone who hasn’t seen it

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

So, we were sent to warn the local midwife that a white dragon had been sighted in the area, and maybe she should move into town for safety. We arrive at her windmill home to find a manticore attacking it. We attack the manticore, and it crits and kills our pet NPC, who is basically Lewis from Idiot Revenue Service, but a cleric because we needed a healer. 

This is when we learn that manticores are sentient and can talk, because it slavers at us about being really hungry. I immediately take all five days worth of rations out of my pack and hurl them into the woods, telling it to go fetch. 

It tries to fucking negotiate, saying it wants the rations, the half-orc’s corpse... and 25 gold.

I get a noise complaint from a nearby table because I can’t stop shrieking “WHAT DOES A MANTICORE NEED WITH 25 GOLD PIECES??”

Then I get two more from other parts of the building for demanding to know “WHY DOES THE MANTICORE HAVE AN INSURANCE DEDUCTIBLE, MATT??”

I still don’t know why a fucking manticore has a fucking insurance policy, but I do know that his insurance company is based in hell. 

This session happened on October 23rd. It is now November 13th, and I’m still mad about this.

[glrchmp]

[blueeyedlee]

I’m muting my fucking server I cannot handle this thanos bullshit. I just wanna rp.

[mallardbee]

Love these kids

[freezing-kaiju]

https://www.twitch.tv/freezingkaiju

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