#if it works...

[sedlex]

Is that a hint of jealousy?

And that's how you faint yourself out of explaining why you were exchanging nods with a presenting-as-a-lady supernatural entity just minutes after kissing the lady who is keeping you upright

[lorereadsclassics7]

October 6th

Van Helsing: When we find him we must be careful in our approach.

Quincy: Or... Or we could just, shoot him? Cause if I see him it's on sight.

[ardwynna]

I silently pronounce it 'Ab-skess' in my head and that's how come I don't misspell 'abscess', which is said to be a very common thing to do.

[sedlex]

[prettylittlefuckbird]

look okay so i would be lying if i said that a large part of my Wanting To Be More Social wasnt sexually motivated

[mistyintherivers]

doing the patch test!!!! #myarm

[scooteriaferrari]

I just walked past a young couple and overheard this exchange, and honestly, mood:

Her: "Wait do you just say words that sound smart, or do you actually know what you're talking about?"

Him: *laughs*