Me: today, we are teaching the Cybird suitors on how to compliment. (Minutes IkeRev as I don’t know them a lot to actually have the guts to do it)
Me: ahem! So we are learning to compliment a girl. Any questions?
Me: ..cause some of y’all are struggling. So pretend I’m a girl that you like. Don’t worry, I got paper masks. Yuki, you go first you klutz.
Yukimura: uh…nice..hair…? Good thing…it doesn’t…look horrible…????
Me: …that was the most hesitant and worse compliment I’ve ever heard. You sound so unsure that I thought your confident went from 45% to a negative no babes tonight.
Yukimura: can you be less scathing-?!
Me: also the come back for that flirt is gonna go something the line..”so my hair looks terrible, huh?!” situation.
Yukimura: …so what?! I’m gonna spend my life for Lord Shingan-sama.
Yukimura: huh?! Where?! *checking himself*
Me: Shins-gone, your turn.
Shingan: Seeing you, has lighten my day. A maiden that descended from the heaven itself. It makes me bow down before you and create an alter in your name~. For you—
Me: alright! Alright! You pass! Sasuke.
Sasuke: your radiant. Like the stars I study.
Me: okay, okay. That’s pretty good, keep it up and maybe give more emotion in your words.
Sasuke: thank you M.I. (•_•) (-_-) (•_•)
Me: thank you for the blinking Sasuke. Kenshin. Your next.
Kenshin: I want to lock you up, so I can protect you woman.
Me: …that would work for someone who is a masochist and likes yandere or someone like you…but you sound like a stalker ngl. Creepy even. And put the sword down and the glare, what are you? The terminator or something?!
Kenshin: who is this terminator?
Sasuke: *covers mouth* it’s nothing Lord Kenshin-sama.
Me: okay, next up. Motonori.
Motonori: heh! I’ve sailed many seas, and capture ships and jewels…seeing you m’lady…made it worth it over the thousands of pearls and treasures I stolen just for you. *wink*
Me: …wait…you have thousands of pearls and treasures?!
Yukimura: that’s what your focus on?!
Me: uh..yeah! Who doesn’t want to see some treasures?! Me! Plus I don’t wanna see the same treasure box like in pre-school and in the dentist office.
Motonori: wait, they give treasures in a learning center and a d-denrist?
Me: dentist. And yes, it’s a modern thing in —bleep— but I don’t know for the other countries around. Can I see?!
Motonori: well how can I deny someone who loves me treasures as I?
Me: anyways-! Good job Motonori. Maybe change it a bit and it will swoon some lady hearts.
Yukimura: your only doing it cause he showed you his gains.
Me: so, your the one who can’t even compliment a woman properly without stuttering and make it sound offending two words in.
Kennyo: Amitabha Buddha, Young Lady.
Me: *bows down, arms crossed* A Di Đà Phật, Tại. [translation: Amitabha, senior monk/ abbot]
Kennyo: *suprised* Why are you so respectful towards me, young miss.
Me: I grew in a Buddhist family, so I must do it to respect any monks whether they sin or not. (。◕‿◕。)
Shingan: well would you look at that~!
Me: shut it Shins-gone. Before I make your nickname a reality.
Me: okay, try it Tại. *completely respectful*
Kennyo: *not used to it but coughs* Your radiant smile has soothen my sinful heart, I hope you can smile forever.
Me: that’s pretty good! Simple but with good intention. You can rest now, Tại!
Yukimura: …why can’t you respect us like that?
Me: what sort of respect must be given when you literally call any woman a boar or something animalistic?
Sasuke: it’s alright bro, she’ll come right.
Me: yeah…I know come around~!
Kanetsugu: If you ever be within an inch of Lord Kenshin-sama, *smiles softly* maybe I’ll praise you in more ways than one.
Me: I’m not gonna say it.
Sasuke: *stifling laugther*
Me: and very OOC. -50 Binghe points.
Me: also I said compliment, not challenge. Yukimura, you have someone to practice with now~
Me: alright! NOBU—NAUGHTY~ your turn.
Nobunaga: *smirks* Is it me, or do I see a beautiful flower waiting to be in my grasp?
Me: is it me? Or are you questioning the lady is a plant. *directly making it hard*
Nobunaga: alright, let’s try agai-
Hideyoshi: okay?! How is that okay?! That’s great!
Me: first, look at yourself and not tell me you didn’t sisterzoned so many poor ladies. Second, try to compliment. I’m waiting.
Hideyoshi: *sigh* this is for Lord Nobu-
Hideyoshi: -naga-sama. Ahem. *smiles softly*
Hideyoshi: Whenever I’m off to battle, each time I come back. Your more beautiful and angelic I let my gaze upon you.
Me: romantic but sister-zone. MASAMUNE! Yo turn Tiger Kai.
Masamune: heh! Kitten, is it me or do your smiles always so fresh?
Me: okay. It’s okay. Leyasu.
Leyasu: Tch. Stop getting less sleep. Your gonna look horrible and I’m not gonna try to give you all my attention in you.
Me: wow rude. But thanks for calling me ou-
Sasuke: Mitsunari-sama, your turn.
Mitsunari: ah! Okay! Your so beautiful, that the stars shine brighter each time your simply doing needlework!
Me: this baby needs to be protected!!!
Keiji: alright! Want to go on a ride? Cause I would love to see you laughing.
Me: alright alright. Mitsuhide.
Mitsuhide: *smirks* Little mouse should be careful, who knows what men will do with the cute expression you make.
Me: possessive……but moving on. I’m still gonna be offended. KICHO!!!
Kicho: I’m right here. Stop yelling.
Me: then don’t be alone with Nobunaga in a room yelling for me to help you.
Kennyo: did the whole room got awkward…?
Me: and keep it down will you?
Kicho: …I’m gonna murder you after this.
Ikevamp, Ikepri: *Mind: ayo wha-?!*
Sasuke: weren’t you and I also in the room too?
Me: dude, it started when we came back after getting some snacks.
Me: o-oh! Yeah…and then you two started going at it each other! *points at Kicho and Nobunaga*
Ikevamp, Ikepri, and IkeSen (minus Sasuke, Nobu, Kicho): *mind: HUH?!?!*
Kicho: stop. Making. It. Weird. With. Such. Suggestive. Words.
Me: not my fault they thought dirty. You guys literally destroyed my 4-connect game!!!!! IM STILL MAD!
Ikevamp, Ikepri, and IkeSen: *does classic anime face fault*
Shingan: oh cmon! I thought it be juicy!!
Kicho: CAN I JUST DO MY COMPLIMENT?!
Sasuke: two woman screaming at each other. Five feet apart cause they mad.
Kicho/ Me: SHUT UP SASUKE!
Me: FINE DO YOUR COMPLIMENT!!!
Hideyoshi: whatever you say, Nobunaga! *runs for water*
Kicho: Ahem! *smiles* I suppose your not that bad, your smile is contagious.
Me: whatever. Your all pinning for the same woman ya simps.
COME BACK FOR PART 2!! The Ikevamp are next~