[ tagged by ]: @eloquated
[ tagging ]: @heroicintention @snufflesmajor @quiirinus @tmvoldemort @freedomisbeforethee
[ name ]: Ilya Adrik Gregorovich
[ nicknames ]: None, to my knowledge.
[ birthday ]: April 15th
[ birthplace ]: Salazov, a wizarding village on the edge of Lithuania.
[ age ]: Is it vital to know? But, 22.
[ eye color ]: Brown
[ height ]: 5′10″
[ weight ]: I haven’t paid attention to the specifics, so I have no idea.
[ nationality ]: Russian-French.
[ astrological sign ]: Astrological sign... come again?
[ location ]: The front of my shop.
[ siblings ]: None.
[ pets ]: Also none.
[ in the morning i’m ]: Awake? Regretting my actions from the night before?
[ all i need is ]: Time back home. And for school children to stop being careless with their wands.
[ love is ]: Pointless? A fanciful idea?
[ i’m afraid of ]: Few things. Did you think I would tell you?
[ i dream about ]: Nature mainly. If I sleep that night at all.
H A V E . Y O U . E V E R ?
[ pictured your crush naked? ]: That would imply I have ‘crushes’ or romantic feelings at all. As for picturing people naked? Who hasn’t?
[ used someone? ]: Yes.
[ been used? ]: I imagine so? Not that I’m aware of.
[ been cheated on? ]: That’s hinged wholly on your idea of cheat. Technically my wife has?
[ considered cheating? ]: But so have I? The marriage is really only a formality. So yes.
[ been kissed? ]: Of couse I’ve been kissed Ты идиот (you idiot)
[ done something you regret? ]: Has anyone not?
[ food? ]: Is it too cliche to say borscht?
[ fruit? ]: Mango.
[ candy? ]: Is not typically my things, but toffee if I must say one.
[ color? ]: Dark green.
[ number? ]: 61. Oh wait no! 37, but maybe 1009. This is a ridiculous question. Why would you have a favourite number.
[ animal? ]: Wolves, a large number lived near my house during the summer months when I wasn’t at school.
[ drink? ]: Coffee.
[ soda? ]: Ricqlès, in it’s soda based form. Mère brought me one once, when she returned from France.
[ book? ]: A favourite book? With how much I read as a child? You must be a дурак (fool)
[ room? ]: The workroom of the Gregorovich shop in Diagon alley. It’s the one I see the most of at any rate.
[ movie? ]: The moving muggle pictures? I don’t recall ever watching any.
[ have a boyfriend/girlfriend? ]: Long term partners? No thank you.
[ like cleaning? ]: *lifts an eyebrow and deadpans* What ever made you guess?
[ have a tattoo? ]: No.
[ have any piercings? ]: No.
[ cheat on tests/homework? ]: Why would I? I’ve never required it.
[ drink/smoke? ]: Sometimes to the first, and no to the second.
[ swear a lot? ]: Not in English, sometimes in Russian or French.
[ like watching sunrises or sunset? ]: Like? No. It usually means I’ve stayed up all night working again.
[ pray? ]: My knowledge of muggle prayer customs is limited at best.
[ go to church? ]: *choked off laugh*
[ have secrets? ]: A closets worth.
[ have a best friend? ]: Nadia.
[ like your own handwriting? ]: It’s useful? I’m not that vain.
[ obsessive? ]: Not to my knowledge? Nadia may disagree on some counts.
[ excited? ]: Very. *deadpan*
[ bored? ]: It’s hard to be bored when dealing with distracted parents and foolish children. It’s an effort in self-control not to hex them
[ happy? ]: I’m not unhappy? Do I get a sticker for that?
[ missing someone? ]: My entire family is back in Lithuania. So yes, or do you think me cold-hearted?
[ confused? ]: On the odd occasion.
[ tired? ]: Consistently.
[ mad? ]: Not mad... annoyed, irritated, vexed, take your pick.
[ sleepy? ]: I’ve just spent the last two nights awake working. Do the calculation.
[ wait around just to talk to someone? ]: My career is making wands and waiting for people to come and sell them to.
[ write about those ‘special’ moments? ]: No. Unless it’s a particularly amusing ocassion, but then I’ll send the letter to Nadia.
[ wish you were a member of the opposite sex? ]: I’m content enough as a man, thank you very much.
W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N . W H O ?
[ you talked to? ]: Face to face? Geoffrey, the other sales man.
[ you hugged? ]: Nadia? I think? I’m not certain.
[ you kissed? ]: A beautiful man, I was uncertain the name of.
[ sent you a letter? ]: Nadia, we send rather a lot of letters.
[ you sent a letter to? ]: Nadia, again.
[ you laughed with? ]: *pondering look* Geoffrey. Wait, no, that was at. With? probably Nadia.
[ slept in your bed? ]: Myself, I don’t make a habit of inviting people here.
[ you shared a drink with? ]: Geoffrey. He’s the closest thing I have to a friend in Britain.
[ you went to the movies with? ]: This muggle thing again?
[ yelled at you? ]: One of the many, many, many customers I have to deal with on a daily basis.
[ you called? ]: With a muggle contraption? I’v never. Over fire message? Nadia.
[ you kicked? ]: I’m rather adept at not hitting my customers, so I think that honor has to go to Anton, my cousin.
[ you saw? ]: Geoffrey, when he left last night, he’ll be back soon I imagine.
[ the most handsome person you know? ]: Viktor Krum at one point.
[ the weirdest person you know? ]: My darling cousin.
[ the funniest person you know? ]: Nadia, she shares my humor.
[ the loudest person you know? ]: Anton.
[ the quietest person you know? ]: I wouldn’t know.
[ the sweetest person you know? ]: Ma mère?
[ the most serious person you know? ]: Quite possibly my
Дед (grandfather), although it might be my отец (father)
[ your best friend? ]: I do believe I’ve stated this already? Nadia.
[ the person you hate the most? ]: I used to say Anton, but my customers are a close contender.
[ the person you see most? ]: In person, Geoffrey.
[ your soul-mate? ]: The idea of there being a single person you are destined for is a foolish fancy, made for people who want to give themselves fake hope.
[ the first thing you thought of when you woke up? ]: I didn’t wake up, I found myself still awake.
[ the song that best describes you? ]: I haven’t given it much though.
[ your best feature? ]: People seem to like my hair. Alexei did last time I visited, although he was two at the time.
[ your most treasured memory? ]: I’ve had a decent number of good memories. A single treasured one seems sad.
I N . T H E . F U T U R E
[ what is the age you hope to get married? ]: I’m already married. Although it’s a technicality at best.
[ number and names of kids? ]: I have one, his name is Alexei. He’s my heir, and I have no desire for anymore. Once with a woman was more than good enough.
[ where do you see yourself at age twenty? ]: I’m 22. At the time, I was moving to Britain to run the Gregorovich shop, my son was a year old at the time.
[ describe your dream wedding? ]: Preferably never again. I have no desire for Nadia to die anytime soon, and I don’t like the idea of a long term relationship.
[ when and how do you want to die? ]: I’ll die soon enough. It seems pointess to fantasize about it.
[ what are your career plans? ]: As it stands, inherit from my father eventually. For now I’m content running the store in Britain.
[ some place you’d like to visit? ]: I would like to spend more time in France.
[ last time you went out of state? ]: Right now. Technically I live out of state, as my home is back in Lithuania.
[ last time you were outside? ]: Three days ago I believe, it was before the last time I slept. Yes... it was, Geoffrey brought me out for drinks.
[ last time you had a snowball fight? ]: It must have been the last year I was at school, before Nadia and I married. Although it was rather one sided. She threw them at me.
[ last time you were listening to music? ]: I have no idea, long enough ago I don’t remember.
[ how many people would you say are good friends of yours? ]: One, two if Geoffrey counts.
[ what hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? ]: The latter without a doubt.
[ have you felt this recently? ]: I miss Nadia, daily. She is my best friend.
[ what do you wear to bed? ]: Sweatpants, if anything. Sometimes more depending on the weather.
[ when’s the last time you slept with a stuffed animal? ]: Right before I left for England the first time. Although that was more I was asleep holding Alexei who had stuffed animals.
[ have you ever used a ouija board? ]: A we-ji board? Is it muggle?
[ how many rings before you pick up the phone? ]: Another reference to the phone? As I said, I’ve never used one.