#im andrew

[moss-matrix]

Oh so thats how good ideas work: when youve only gotten four hours of sleep

[sagrandr]

Kevin: You didn’t notice that they liked me either!

Andrew: I wasn’t looking

[waestlandbaby]

The Foxes As Things My Friends Have Said

Neil: I am what scientists call a sentient disaster.

Andrew: Don't worry, I've already scouted out the potential body hiding places around here. (Nicky probably: I wasn't worried but now I am...)

Kevin: Sometimes when I'm at the gym I start screaming and people think I'm doing an intense work out but I'm really just remembering that one time I was given a C when I know I deserved a B+.

Nicky: *drunk and trying to flirt* Lucky for you, I am a gay with no standards and daddy issues.

Dan: Who needs their own kids when they are a Group Mom of nine friend-babies?

Matt: Sometimes I worry that my dog thinks I'm ugly.

Allison: It should be a crime to deny people from my presence.

Renee: I tried being nice but sometimes a girl has to step on some balls to get where she needs to be.

Aaron: My mother doesn't love me but at least the Starbucks man remembers my name and order.

Seth: I'm not a stoner but like I think I'm addicted to weed.

[saturnart-blog]

And you’re blue

[hentairobot]

god since andrew wk was at e3 i keep seeing people saying “andrew” and it fucks me up because it takes a half second to realise they’re not talking about me

[monstreux]