#im baz

[jostens-pitch]

simon, randomly at 3am: but are you sure you cant turn into a bat ?

baz, exhausted and annoyed: i will sink my teeth into your scrawny throat and

drain all the life and happiness out of you before you could even scream

simon: .... i didnt hear a “yes”

[salisburysnow]

paige and i are going as simon and baz for halloween! i’m so excited :^)