Jul 15, 2022
she got that seinfeld award of excellence pussy
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she got that seinfeld award of excellence pussy
Okay but what if i got beat up and i had bruises and yeah
update
so my reaction to my first brownie isn’t “whoa dude this is sickkk”
when I move my head it doesn't feel like my head is moving but the room itself is moving if that makes sense.
I have to keep looking down at my keyboard to type which isn’t something I normally do but when I keep looking down and back at the screen it’s moving like wave, inch resting, looking up and down at it quickly makes me motion sick to :(
I’m also aware I am typing but my hands feel like I have extra fingers or the keys are moving, not decided yet.
I haven’t really tried standing up feeling like this but I’m scared in case I fall.
I also feel really small
IM JUST GONNA GUSH
* FUCKING SPOILERS BITCH* GARNET FUSION THEORY CONFIRMED GARNETS FUSION GEMS ARE THE CUTEST THIGNS IN EXISTENCE AND THEY FUCKING KISSED GARNET WAS SO HAPPY GARNET STARTED RAPPING WHILE FACING OFF AN ENEMY
IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW THIS WAS THE BEST FUCKING EPISODE YET HOLY SHIT RUUBY AND SAPHIRE SITTING IN A TREE HEEELLLLL EAEHFAHLJENLFEN BUT LIKE LAPIS WOW, WOW LAPIS, LAPIS LIKE WOW, YOU COULD HAVE LET EM BEAT YOU UP SO THAT THE BAD GUY AND YOU SEPARATE AND THEN THE GEMS COULD TAKE THE BAD GUUY?? I GUESSS SHE WAS A LIL SCARED OF BEING CAPTURED BY THE GEMS TOO.. . GEEZN OMG,, STEVEN CALL YOUR DAD HES GONNA BE SO FUCKING WORRIED HOlY SHIT HOLY FUKCING SHIT WHEN JASPERS HIT STEVEN I WAS ABOUT TO FUCKNNG DIE
How's this?
Hunter Chase, male, 27, blue eyes, brown hair.
Born Leland Small in Ireland to a drunk (died when he was 4) and a prostitute (currently serving time for murdering her brother), now works for a secret branch of the government.
He's around 5'10, 142 lbs, and lives with his 6'9, 400 lb coworker/hetero lifemate, known simply by the codename "Germany Jiller, the Hitler Killer."
Chase hates cats, is afraid of porn and bugs (but not spiders), and carries around an assortment of throwing knives in his pants pockets. He's immature, silly, and not to be taken seriously at all, but when it comes to hunting down traitors/ancient treasures/supervillains/monsters/old women/etc, he always gets the job done... Eventually. And usually with a lot of property damage.
His goal in life is to open a restaurant named after his still-alive foster parents, hoping that it would make them proud.
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NO I DONT THINK YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS AND I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT HIM SO BADLY IM SO SO SO SORRY IF I REPRESENT HIM WEIRDLY BUT OH MY GOD JUST LET ME LOVE YO U
can i just skip econ homework and trek through the next 2 episodes of sherlock pls
nnnughhhh nuyahahhghhhhh nyraaaahGAAAAGHHHHHHHHRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH